Saturn of Elemia Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Howdy, folks. Welcome back to another episode of Saturn-Day Night Fights. I'm your host, SaTuRnPaLaDiN. Tonight's event should be one of epic proportions. We've got two spectatular combatants that should prove evenly matched: In the red corner, from the hit Adult Swim series "The Venture Brothers" - BROCK SAMPSON! Brock: (throws away his cigarette) Let's get this over with... And in the blue corner, from the hit video game series named after himself - DUKE NUKEM! Duke Nuken: It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum! All right, guys. You know the rules. When the bell rings - kill or be killed! READY? FIGHT! Poll ends in a week. Please vote for who you think is the bigger badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Duke Nukem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted August 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Thanks for voting. So far, Duke Nukem is winning - badly. (Must be all those awesome yet cheesy lines). The sponsors are making be do this: BUMP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amazing Avian Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Brock strangled a guy while tranqued. He GMV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted August 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 The Swedish Murder Machine is still losing to The Duke - but it's still early. Don't tear up your tickets just yet. There still might be a turnaround in the fight (but not likely). Thanks to those who have voted. To those who have not, please cast your votes... OR THE SPONSORS WILL START CLUBBING BABY SEALS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ｄｈａｒｃ Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 C'mon, Brock! Hank and Dean need your......Your............Body guarding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scyire Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Duke Nukem is so badass that he destroyed his own game, Duke Nukem Forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted August 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Duke Nukem is so badass that he destroyed his own game, Duke Nukem Forever. Dude, that was so wrong and yet so right on so many levels. You freaking made me spit out my beer! For that, you get a +rep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Brock gets my vote. I <3 Venture Brothers sooo much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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