10 little Sailor Boys

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Okay, first take this nursery rhyme:

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Ten Little Sailor Boys went out to dine,

One choked his little self, and then there were nine.

Nine Little Sailor Boys sat up very late,

One overslept himself, and then there were eight.

Eight Little Sailor Boys traveling into Devon,

One stayed there, and then there were seven.

Seven Little Sailor Boys chopping up sticks,

One chopped himself in halves, and then there were six.

Six Little Sailor Boys playing with a hive,

A bumblebee stung one, and then there were five.

Five Little Sailor boys going in for law,

One got in Chancery, and then there were four.

Four Little Sailor Boys going out to sea,

A red herring swallowed one, and then there were three.

Three Little Sailor Boys walking in the zoo,

A big bear hugged one, and then there were two.

Two Little Sailor Boys sitting in the sun,

One got frizzled up, and then there was one.

One Little Sailor Boy left all alone,

He went and hung himself, and then there were none.

 

Then take one of the lines and change the part colored in red and underlined to something silly or even more morbid. Example:

One Little Sailor Boy left all alone,

He went got married, and then there were none. <--- from a book using this poem.

 

NOW GO!!!!!!!