Shadow Zero Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 That's the spirit! Now I won't have to castrate you, yay! Oh wait, did I actually say that? What I MEANT to say was, now I won't have to fight you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted May 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Cool, JZ's joining? And 1 year mark with Aqua, eh? Nice! And at first, I was wondering wtf JZ was smoking when he decided to write about a Rattata being murdered, but then I remembered Black's previous comment. Hence the rep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Exactly, I would only write cause it was late and bored and I was hanging out with my friend "Crystal Meth Dragon", or as many of you all know him, "Stardust Dragon" I will let you all know now....I am one of the Drug Dragon Signers, I know, I know, big shock, but all the Signer Dragons have to be doin some kind of drugs for their powers Stardust: Crystal Meth Dragon Red Deamons: Steroid Dragon Black Rose: Weed Dragon Ancient Fairy: LSD Dragon Black Winged: Cocaine Dragon Life Stream: Heroine Dragon some are obvious, and a few need an explanation, but either way, it's true. I am Josep Zavara! and I am the Signer of Crystal Meth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 I smoooth thought Red would be ecstacy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 XD Drug Signer Dragons.....that is freakin' funny! But what about Scar Red Nova, Shooting Star, Shooting Quasar?? What are they, JZ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Stronger versions of the original drug, perhaps? :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Scar-Red Nova is Blood Dope Dragon (The fancy term for Steroid Abuse) Shooting Star is Methamp Rush (Same for meth) while Shooting Quasar is special, he's just the Druglord "Macdaddy" Dragon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 XD That is a nice sound to it..."I summon my Blood Dope Dragon!!" XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Double injection Tuning! Burning Soul! wait...why is my soul burning.....oh crap....I think I overdosed..... no matter how many people first hear of the "Drug Dragons" I always get a good laugh out of someone, they're great icebreakers at a yugioh tournament Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 If LSD is not LSD, something is wrong with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 If you're in need of a trippy time just summon Ancient Fairy Dragon and enjoy your "Eternal Sunshine" .........I'm already mellowed out man...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLÂ Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 [quote name='Lord JZ of the Enigma' timestamp='1305609558' post='5214205'] Ratata never saw it coming, he was on his way to bring his children and wife some cheese he had bought with his 9-5 job over the last few months, he knew it was lavish but his son had just got a B+ on his spanish homework eve with Dyslexia so he felt they deserved it even with the skyrocketing price on cheese the last few years due to the shortage on Mt Moon by the damn greedy Clefairys. "The day would be great" he told himself as a shadow loomed over him, he didn't look back immediately but he saw a bulge in the shadows right hand in the shape of a fish. He had heard the rumors, his wife had warned him not to take the back alleys but in the end his want to see his family quickly cost him. The Figure raised the fish shaped weapon high and before Ratata could look back he felt the prickly sting of fish scales on his face. It didn't last long but each hit felt like an eternity as he was mercilessly beaten by overripe seafood. By the end of it all he laid on the ground, barely moving save for the few breaths left in his lungs as he looked up at the monster. "Why?" he asked as he received no response other then a swift end by the mighty Icthus blade. [hr] on another note....this war, who are most of you guys siding with? [/quote] Ad this is why I love you, JZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 OMG it has taken 3 years and a ratata post....but that post finally actually gave me my 100th rep......that is impressive, I thank you Ratata, your sacrifice was not in vain, it allowed me to evolve, *LEVEL UP!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLÂ Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Dun dun dun duuuun Josep evolved into- JAZETHMON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 [quote name='Hayate Ayasaki' timestamp='1305665647' post='5215353'] Dun dun dun duuuun Josep evolved into- JAZETHMON. [/quote] WAIT 100 REPS TURNS YOU INTO A JAMAICAN? THEN WHAT DO 250 REPS DO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 [quote name='Zetsubou Black' timestamp='1305665861' post='5215360'] WAIT 100 REPS TURNS YOU INTO A JAMAICAN? THEN WHAT DO 250 REPS DO? [/quote] It makes food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLÂ Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Basically, turns you into a japanese guy, Buraku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 [quote name='Hayate Ayasaki' timestamp='1305668093' post='5215484'] Basically, turns you into a japanese guy, Buraku [/quote] A. Black hates it when he is called Buraku B. icwatudidthar C. Only I call Black Buraku....on DMG...just to kinda piss him offgaiz gaiz gaiz we are on page 1111 :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 unless your on the 50 posts per page app and then we're on page 556, Not as cool, but just as accurate. Also...apparantly I'm Jamaican now.....interesting *tries to limbo and breaks my back* nope......doesn't come with the territory.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 [quote name='Lord JZ of the Enigma' timestamp='1305672154' post='5215652'] unless your on the 50 posts per page app and then we're on page 556, Not as cool, but just as accurate. Also...apparantly I'm Jamaican now.....interesting *tries to limbo and breaks my back* nope......doesn't come with the territory.... [/quote] but look on the bright side Now it's pretty much legal for you to smoke weed =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 ........*Summons Black Rose Dragon* Weed Dragon! light it up! *blows everything on the field* wrong effect!..........ooooowwwww.....mon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 [quote name='Lord JZ of the Enigma' timestamp='1305673536' post='5215705'] ........*Summons Black Rose Dragon* Weed Dragon! light it up! *[b]blows everything[/b] on the field* wrong effect!..........ooooowwwww.....mon [/quote] You might wanna rephrase that, JZ.....I mean seriously rephrase that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 [quote name='Chaos Sonic' timestamp='1305673668' post='5215710'] You might wanna rephrase that, JZ.....I mean seriously rephrase that. [/quote] you beat me to it XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 uhm.......you wouldn't say that after you've seen what a human Black Rose Dragon looks like. I don't wanna rephrase that.........in fact I'm quite happy with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 [quote name='Lord JZ of the Enigma' timestamp='1305673874' post='5215717'] uhm.......you wouldn't say that after you've seen what a human Black Rose Dragon looks like. I don't wanna rephrase that.........in fact I'm quite happy with it [/quote] After googling "human black rose dragon" I decided the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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