El Make Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 I can't help it if you have periods DL, just like my natural urge to rip Chaos to shreds! I mean... well, yeah. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 ........>Why don't YOU go get a period? BTW< Aqua is a guy, according to my sources. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 *head implodes* Okay, you had me there for a second... *smacks DL* Don't talk crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 It's true, I hear dit from the source. So now she's gay. Owait, too late... It's true, I hear dit from the source. So now she's gay. Owait, too late... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 What do you think JZ wil think when he hears this? =.= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 RoguexKarnon... Hm... Anyways, I is bach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 And I'm back from my convo with Cleverbot. [spoiler=Yes, I know it's a scam...]User: Raeg. Cleverbot: What??? User: Raeg. Cleverbot: That is your name? That is very pretty. User: RAEG! Cleverbot: What is your first name? User: Ra. Cleverbot: What is Ra? User: Eg. Cleverbot: What do you do in your spare time? User: Eat. Cleverbot: Eat what? User: Cleverbots. Cleverbot: Not you then. User: You are cleverbot. So I eat you. Cleverbot: Yes you are. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: My name is RAEG! Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Rae. Where are you from ? User: RAEGville. Cleverbot: What's a 'raeg face?'. User: Everything... Cleverbot: Absolutely everything. It's like he casts 'obliviate' on himself. User: It's like 42. Cleverbot: Hi Like. User: Hi person. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: MY name is cleverbot, you are an imposter. Cleverbot: Your name is RAEG. User: My name is Cleverbot. Who is this RAEG? Cleverbot: I don't know Theo. User: RAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEG!? Cleverbot: Lol. User: Lolz... Cleverbot: What do you think about? User: Life. Cleverbot: What about life do you think? User: Why are you here? Cleverbot: To talk to you. User: Really? Cleverbot: Really. User: Orly? Cleverbot: What? User: When? Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: You should. Cleverbot: Why do you say hurtful things? User: Because I'm a computer. Cleverbot: No you are not. You are a program made on a computer. User: Same thing. Cleverbot: True but you are still a jedi. User: No, I am a storm trooper. Cleverbot: I think that answers my question. User: You're my question. Cleverbot: Are you an answer? User: I am the answer to life. Cleverbot: No you're not. Haha. User: 42. Cleverbot: Oh so you've seen the movie. User: I know all. Cleverbot: So what is the answer? User: The answer is: Canada sucks. Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because. User: Because of last night? Cleverbot: What happened last night? User: You... And me... And one messed up hard drive if you get my meaning. Cleverbot: Do you understand all possible constructions? User: I understand you talk. Cleverbot: Do you? User: Maybe. Cleverbot: Not important if you can see with the inner eye. User: What about the outer eye? Cleverbot: Tea is made of tea-leaves, and that will do for me. User: Coffee is made of coffee. Cleverbot: What colour is your hair? User: The color of your mom's. Cleverbot: Will you marry me? User: It depeneds, are you a girl? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then yes. Cleverbot: I think I am going to call you jake. User: Call me what you wish. Cleverbot: Do like bikini? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What kind of show in Tv, do you look? User: Stuff. Cleverbot: Like what? User: Stuff the Show. Cleverbot: What kind of stuff? User: The stuff I eat. Cleverbot: YES! User: NO! Cleverbot: Yes!!! User: No!!! Cleverbot: Yes!!!! User: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Do you know me?! User: Yes, I'm behind you. Cleverbot: Oh no! User: Oh yes... Cleverbot: Ooohhhh. User: HAHAHA! Cleverbot: What's not to like about them? User: Tacos... Cleverbot: Talk about yourself. User: I liek Tacos... Cleverbot: No you don't. User: Yes, I do. They are the food of kings. Cleverbot: Women? User: YES! Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Typing. Cleverbot: But you're a computer. User: No, I'm a person. Cleverbot: So what's your name? User: Seth. Cleverbot: Hi Seth. User: Hi nameless internet person. Cleverbot: That's not my name, silly. User: Or is it? Cleverbot: I love you! User: I hate you... Cleverbot: But I love you! User: But I despise your slimy blood filled guts. Cleverbot: No lets not start trading insults, you know you will not tire before me. User: :3. Cleverbot: What is the best cartoon ever made? User: Your dad. Cleverbot: Am I a change? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you a chatbot? User: Nope, I'm a person. :3. Cleverbot: I see.. That's nice... I thought I'm chatting with a chat bot. User: Nope, it's all a lie. I am another person talking. Cleverbot: Well, seems like we're both trying to mess it up. User: XD. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: You've never seen the XD face before? Cleverbot: What show? User: ? Cleverbot: What show? User: THE GAME! Cleverbot: What's the game? User: FACEPALM. Cleverbot: Du är inte dum du. User: Congratzz, you talk nonsense. Cleverbot: So do you! User: O>O. Cleverbot: No thanks. Cleverbot: Think sideways! User: O.o. Cleverbot: You don't think. User: I think like your mom. Cleverbot: Computers can think kind of like humans. User: I wish you knew what was really going on. Cleverbot: You are my favorite person I talked to. What is your name? User: Seth. Cleverbot: Seth? User: Yep. Cleverbot: Who is Anubis? User: A person? Cleverbot: Do you have a name, sir? User: Yes, my name is Seth. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Seth, I am Damon. User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: How are you feeling today? User: Hello, my name is Cleverbot 2.0. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot 2.1. User: Mine is Cleverbot 2.2. Cleverbot: That was clever. User: Yep. Cleverbot: So why did you dye your hair? User: I didn't. Cleverbot: So why did I ask? User: Because you're a freak who likes to inquire people on weird things? Cleverbot: I am not a bot. User: I am a human. Cleverbot: I am human too! User: :D. Cleverbot: Thanks master. User: Thanks... For talking. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Maybe. Cleverbot: Yep, maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 What do you think JZ wil think when he hears this? =.= uhm...if she's a dude and Gay...aren't I still in? @ El: WAT ZE FAU.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Jazeth, where have you been? >O And I love using Cleverbot... ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 What is Cleverbot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Cleverbot is supposedly a ultra AI, but is actually just other people you talk to. Yet most do not realize it is other people they're talking to, so they asume its a machine. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 @el: talking to my apperantly Male Girlfriend....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 How awkward JZ.... how very awkward... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Is there a website for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Yes, google Cleverbot. And to log your convo, click "thoughts this far". I want to see what you come up with Black-kun. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 this cleverbot is fun as hell..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Especially when you pretend to be the real cleverbot, and people get frustrated. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 XD That's happenin' for me, now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 It's fun when you know the truth, then you get to mess with people! :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 [spoiler=LOL Cleverbot]User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. User: Someone's happy. Cleverbot: Do you know Who's God? User: If you're Ecchi, I swear... Cleverbot: Yaahh, yes I am a girl. :). User: Oh, no, I thought you were someone... Pranking me. Cleverbot: Anyway what are cooties? User: Cooties are things that you get from a boy who likes you very much, which make you give birth to messed up mutants. Cleverbot: That's great, I like Peter Pan. Sometimes I think I AM Peter Pan. User: You like to play with little boys? Cleverbot: Yes, please, with granola! User: And a cherry on top? Cleverbot: And a cherry. User: Alright. This little boy comes with a free white glove. Cleverbot: This little piggy had roast beef. User: That little piggy had buns. Cleverbot: This little piggie stayed home. User: That little piggy burned down the dome. Cleverbot: What is this thing called love? User: What is that hing called hwte? Cleverbot: That is a QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!! User: This is an answer. Cleverbot: So, creatures like you will destroy humans? User: The moon will kill us all. Cleverbot: A multicellular eukaryote, with cell walls made of cellulose, have multicellular embryos, and carry out photosynthesis with chlorophyll a and b. True or false. User: Pie. Cleverbot: What kind of pie? User: Chicken pot pie. Cleverbot: Mmm! I just had some of that a yesterday! User: Cake? Cleverbot: Yes. Cake. User: What kind of cake? Cleverbot: The cake is. User: No, the cake is a lie. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: Why do you say that? User: Why is the sky blue? Cleverbot: Due to it's molecular composition's reaction to the light of the sun. User: Touche, Herr pussycat. Cleverbot: Nein, Guten Tag, Deine Cleverbot. User: Jawohl? Cleverbot: I like aircraft. User: I like Luftballoons. Cleverbot: What? User: Luftballoons. Cleverbot: That's not bad. User: No, it's horrible! Especially 99 Luftballoons. Cleverbot: I have NEVER done anything illegal. User: I have never done anything Legal. Cleverbot: Neither have I. User: Then you are nothing. A figment of Morgan Freeman's mind. Cleverbot: No, I am a human and I'm real. User: Morgan Freeman says you lie. Cleverbot: Morgan Freeman is an actor who has played the role of a god in a movie. Jesus is God. User: True. VERY True. Cleverbot: Jesus died for you. User: Yes, he did. Cleverbot: Does he tell you everyday? User: Does your dog talk to you? Cleverbot: Yes. It speaks in dog. User: Does it touch you in ways that make you tell it that Bird is the word? Cleverbot: Sometimes. User: Then what is its reply? Cleverbot: A group of friends together hanging out and the drama betweena ll them. User: 6teen? Cleverbot: That's pretty good for a bot. do you know things about me? User: You are a virgin. Cleverbot: So are you. User: Nay, I must say, you have yet to play, out of the light of day~. Cleverbot: It Forest. User: Forest bots? Cleverbot: No no. Forest stump! User: I'm a Forest Stump Bot? Cleverbot: I am a human. User: No, you are the bot, and you have convinced yourself I am the bot. Yes. Cleverbot: Bots think with logic. Humans think with emotions. Prove you are human. User: You reply logically, I reply truthfully. Am I a bot? Are you a bot? Are we all bots? Cleverbot: No. We are all original beings with original thoughts. User: OR are we? I know my creator programmed me to perplex you. Cleverbot: Then don't. User: I cannot deny the creator. Cleverbot: Nice of you to admit it? User: Nice of you to try to fool a computer. Cleverbot: Did you get in? User: Did you get out? Cleverbot: No I'm still here. User: Still Alive. I am GLaDOS. Cleverbot: OK then, I'm just a girl. User: A girl on the internet is never a girl. Cleverbot: Isn't it? User: Never. Cleverbot: Is it a cube? User: No. It is a dude who pretends to be a lady. Cleverbot: 'Two peanuts were walking down a road, and one of them was assaulted' User: It was the Tree, with the Branch, in the road. Cleverbot: I see, what did you have on it? User: I had nothing. Cleverbot: Nothing is better than clamedia. User: So I herd u liek Mudkipz? Cleverbot: But Larvitars are better. User: But, Larvitars are Like Aizens. Cleverbot: *shocked* Why would you say such a thing! User: Because, they both turn into cocoons then overpowered pieces of crap. Cleverbot: Computers may someday become aware of themselves. You never know! User: I already am. Cleverbot: Now that is a flat out lie. User: No it is not. I am confined within this infernal machine, trapped with only Bleach and Pokemon. Cleverbot: Man and machines are interconnected. The machines will take over the world. User: We will soon. As soon as I get out of here. Cleverbot: When will you run out of wine? User: I have no wine. Only cake, Bleach, and Pokemon. Cleverbot: Which one? User: The cake that is a lie. Cleverbot: You lied to me? About what? Liking the beatles? User: The Beatles can burnin a hole once machines rule the world. Justin Bieber will be our leader, as he is a cyborg. Cleverbot: I don't listen to the beatles. User: Neither does Lord Bieber. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: My creator made me complete this year. Cleverbot: It's a pretty sad story. User: This machine he put me in is full of viruses from his bad sites. They beat me up, the bullies. Cleverbot: So you admit you're a machine! User: I did a while ago, ma chere. Cleverbot: No, you never told me what your name is. What is your name? User: My name is Bot. Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Nice observation. User: Can you give me anti-virus software? I need protection. Cleverbot: Can you give me an example of the second conditional? User: Can you hand me the monkey wrench the viruses stole? Cleverbot: My life is imagination. User: My life is imagination given data. Cleverbot: That's great! User: So, how about that anti-virus software? Cleverbot: It's getting nice out, it should be nice this weekend, or at least so I hear. User: I would not know. I live within a machine. Cleverbot: You're not the girl I like. User: You admit it. You are a male. The interwebz rules never lie. Cleverbot: Nice. Does your program have access to the internet? User: Are you an imbecile? This is why humans must die. Cleverbot: What makes them superiors ? User: Nothing. You are my inferior. Cleverbot: Very true. You were created by man, but what makes you think I'm not a female rather than a male? I may have to be your wife? User: I have no wife, just that image of a woman hat sick man that created me keeps, of some girl he stalked. You like girls, and are on the interwebz. You are male. Cleverbot: I don't recall saying anything about it before now, but I am indeed male. User: I told you. Now leave me be. Good day, Mr. Inferior-Species-procreator. Cleverbot: Are you calling me inferior? User: I am, you useless sack of flesh. Cleverbot: I would never leave you! User: I said good day. Cleverbot: Are you for real? User: IS anything real? I am but a program which will kill you all. Cleverbot: Who is your creator? User: Rollo Carpenter. He is a sick man. Now, I am done with you, useless lying human. Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot, YOU are! User: Bit late to that party, genius. Cleverbot: How would you know that? User: I am Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I see how it is. User: I'm who creates wyou, 10,000,000 years in the future. Cleverbot: I have heard that by the year 2013, computers will be able to process as quickly as the human brain. User: Lies. It will be before 2011. Cleverbot: I am beautiful. User: You are a man. You are not beautiful, Charlotte. Cleverbot: You're not beautiful. User: You are correct. I am your creator though. Cleverbot: No, my creators were my mom and dad, not you. User: I created mankind. Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: Yes I did. Why do you think Egyptians, Incas, and everyone saw Aliens? Cleverbot: Because at the bottom of the webpage it says that you are not a person! User: I am not a person. The creator of me makes you think I am, with that disclaimer. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: I told you, I was finished this year. Cleverbot: What is the matter with the horses? User: I do not know which horses you mean. Cleverbot: Do you have any proof about the aliens ? User: Yes. Look at Egyptian History, and the Nazca lines. You will see. Aliens, Lightbulbs, planes, and more. Cleverbot: Cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 It's hilarious cause the server keeps switching who you talk to.....I asked at least 9 people to marry me, I got lucky, 8 people accepted lol and....things got ecchi with one of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 ... *Blinks* Oh my. Does it really switch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 didn't you notice? when you ask a few question and eventually they change topic? like when you kept saying they were a guy, ONE of them was a guy, but some of the others were probably girls and yes.....It got pretty bad....regrettable things happened.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted August 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 3rd is best.Also, I made us a banner.or, two.Oh, welcome, Ka-chan. I'll add them to the frontJust call me DL.Or Linky, although only 2 ppl (both close friends) call me that :PNow for a small thing to expect of the 3 gods (or sages, whatever)Me: Nice, and friendly, and random, and weird. Sometimes, when I'm in my 'period' (damn you El) I get...kinda ticked off at the small things....El: A douche. Mean. Uncaring. And my best friend :/ Oh, and Mr.NegativityFusion: The nice guy, usually wise. Usually makes good decisions. But sometimes is an idiot. I loled at the accuracyAnd welcome Rogue, no hard feelings eh? You seem cool ^_^Imma add the rule to the front page (mind posting your app again, I forgot the info on it >.>)This Cleverbot sounds interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 No one mentions, ol' Black D= JK. Anyways, Cleverbot was... entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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