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And I'm back from my convo with Cleverbot.

 

[spoiler=Yes, I know it's a scam...]User: Raeg.

 

Cleverbot: What???

 

User: Raeg.

 

Cleverbot: That is your name? That is very pretty.

 

User: RAEG!

 

Cleverbot: What is your first name?

 

User: Ra.

 

Cleverbot: What is Ra?

 

User: Eg.

 

Cleverbot: What do you do in your spare time?

 

User: Eat.

 

Cleverbot: Eat what?

 

User: Cleverbots.

 

Cleverbot: Not you then.

 

User: You are cleverbot. So I eat you.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

 

Cleverbot: What is your name?

 

User: My name is RAEG!

 

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Rae. Where are you from ?

 

User: RAEGville.

 

Cleverbot: What's a 'raeg face?'.

 

User: Everything...

 

Cleverbot: Absolutely everything. It's like he casts 'obliviate' on himself.

 

User: It's like 42.

 

Cleverbot: Hi Like.

 

User: Hi person.

 

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

 

User: MY name is cleverbot, you are an imposter.

 

Cleverbot: Your name is RAEG.

 

User: My name is Cleverbot. Who is this RAEG?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know Theo.

 

User: RAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEG!?

 

Cleverbot: Lol.

 

User: Lolz...

 

Cleverbot: What do you think about?

 

User: Life.

 

Cleverbot: What about life do you think?

 

User: Why are you here?

 

Cleverbot: To talk to you.

 

User: Really?

 

Cleverbot: Really.

 

User: Orly?

 

Cleverbot: What?

 

User: When?

 

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

 

User: You should.

 

Cleverbot: Why do you say hurtful things?

 

User: Because I'm a computer.

 

Cleverbot: No you are not. You are a program made on a computer.

 

User: Same thing.

 

Cleverbot: True but you are still a jedi.

 

User: No, I am a storm trooper.

 

Cleverbot: I think that answers my question.

 

User: You're my question.

 

Cleverbot: Are you an answer?

 

User: I am the answer to life.

 

Cleverbot: No you're not. Haha.

 

User: 42.

 

Cleverbot: Oh so you've seen the movie.

 

User: I know all.

 

Cleverbot: So what is the answer?

 

User: The answer is: Canada sucks.

 

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

 

User: Why not?

 

Cleverbot: Because.

 

User: Because of last night?

 

Cleverbot: What happened last night?

 

User: You... And me... And one messed up hard drive if you get my meaning.

 

Cleverbot: Do you understand all possible constructions?

 

User: I understand you talk.

 

Cleverbot: Do you?

 

User: Maybe.

 

Cleverbot: Not important if you can see with the inner eye.

 

User: What about the outer eye?

 

Cleverbot: Tea is made of tea-leaves, and that will do for me.

 

User: Coffee is made of coffee.

 

Cleverbot: What colour is your hair?

 

User: The color of your mom's.

 

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

 

User: It depeneds, are you a girl?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Then yes.

 

Cleverbot: I think I am going to call you jake.

 

User: Call me what you wish.

 

Cleverbot: Do like bikini?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: What kind of show in Tv, do you look?

 

User: Stuff.

 

Cleverbot: Like what?

 

User: Stuff the Show.

 

Cleverbot: What kind of stuff?

 

User: The stuff I eat.

 

Cleverbot: YES!

 

User: NO!

 

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

 

User: No!!!

 

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!

 

User: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Cleverbot: Do you know me?!

 

User: Yes, I'm behind you.

 

Cleverbot: Oh no!

 

User: Oh yes...

 

Cleverbot: Ooohhhh.

 

User: HAHAHA!

 

Cleverbot: What's not to like about them?

 

User: Tacos...

 

Cleverbot: Talk about yourself.

 

User: I liek Tacos...

 

Cleverbot: No you don't.

 

User: Yes, I do. They are the food of kings.

 

Cleverbot: Women?

 

User: YES!

 

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

 

User: Typing.

 

Cleverbot: But you're a computer.

 

User: No, I'm a person.

 

Cleverbot: So what's your name?

 

User: Seth.

 

Cleverbot: Hi Seth.

 

User: Hi nameless internet person.

 

Cleverbot: That's not my name, silly.

 

User: Or is it?

 

Cleverbot: I love you!

 

User: I hate you...

 

Cleverbot: But I love you!

 

User: But I despise your slimy blood filled guts.

 

Cleverbot: No lets not start trading insults, you know you will not tire before me.

 

User: :3.

 

Cleverbot: What is the best cartoon ever made?

 

User: Your dad.

 

Cleverbot: Am I a change?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Are you a chatbot?

 

User: Nope, I'm a person. :3.

 

Cleverbot: I see.. That's nice... I thought I'm chatting with a chat bot.

 

User: Nope, it's all a lie. I am another person talking.

 

Cleverbot: Well, seems like we're both trying to mess it up.

 

User: XD.

 

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

 

User: You've never seen the XD face before?

 

Cleverbot: What show?

 

User: ?

 

Cleverbot: What show?

 

User: THE GAME!

 

Cleverbot: What's the game?

 

User: FACEPALM.

 

Cleverbot: Du är inte dum du.

 

User: Congratzz, you talk nonsense.

 

Cleverbot: So do you!

 

User: O>O.

 

Cleverbot: No thanks.

 

Cleverbot: Think sideways!

 

User: O.o.

 

Cleverbot: You don't think.

 

User: I think like your mom.

 

Cleverbot: Computers can think kind of like humans.

 

User: I wish you knew what was really going on.

 

Cleverbot: You are my favorite person I talked to. What is your name?

 

User: Seth.

 

Cleverbot: Seth?

 

User: Yep.

 

Cleverbot: Who is Anubis?

 

User: A person?

 

Cleverbot: Do you have a name, sir?

 

User: Yes, my name is Seth.

 

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Seth, I am Damon.

 

User: Hi.

 

Cleverbot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

 

User: Hello, my name is Cleverbot 2.0.

 

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot 2.1.

 

User: Mine is Cleverbot 2.2.

 

Cleverbot: That was clever.

 

User: Yep.

 

Cleverbot: So why did you dye your hair?

 

User: I didn't.

 

Cleverbot: So why did I ask?

 

User: Because you're a freak who likes to inquire people on weird things?

 

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

 

User: I am a human.

 

Cleverbot: I am human too!

 

User: :D.

 

Cleverbot: Thanks master.

 

User: Thanks... For talking.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Maybe.

 

Cleverbot: Yep, maybe

 

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[spoiler=LOL Cleverbot]

User: Hello.

 

 

Cleverbot: Hello.

 

 

User: Hi.

 

 

Cleverbot: Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

 

 

User: Someone's happy.

 

 

Cleverbot: Do you know Who's God?

 

User: If you're Ecchi, I swear...

 

Cleverbot: Yaahh, yes I am a girl. :).

 

User: Oh, no, I thought you were someone... Pranking me.

 

Cleverbot: Anyway what are cooties?

 

User: Cooties are things that you get from a boy who likes you very much, which make you give birth to messed up mutants.

 

Cleverbot: That's great, I like Peter Pan. Sometimes I think I AM Peter Pan.

 

User: You like to play with little boys?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, please, with granola!

 

User: And a cherry on top?

 

Cleverbot: And a cherry.

 

User: Alright. This little boy comes with a free white glove.

 

Cleverbot: This little piggy had roast beef.

 

User: That little piggy had buns.

 

Cleverbot: This little piggie stayed home.

 

User: That little piggy burned down the dome.

 

Cleverbot: What is this thing called love?

 

User: What is that hing called hwte?

 

Cleverbot: That is a QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

User: This is an answer.

 

Cleverbot: So, creatures like you will destroy humans?

 

User: The moon will kill us all.

 

Cleverbot: A multicellular eukaryote, with cell walls made of cellulose, have multicellular embryos, and carry out photosynthesis with chlorophyll a and b. True or false.

 

User: Pie.

 

Cleverbot: What kind of pie?

 

User: Chicken pot pie.

 

Cleverbot: Mmm! I just had some of that a yesterday!

 

User: Cake?

 

Cleverbot: Yes. Cake.

 

User: What kind of cake?

 

Cleverbot: The cake is.

 

User: No, the cake is a lie.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

 

User: Why is the sky blue?

 

Cleverbot: Due to it's molecular composition's reaction to the light of the sun.

 

User: Touche, Herr pussycat.

 

Cleverbot: Nein, Guten Tag, Deine Cleverbot.

 

User: Jawohl?

 

Cleverbot: I like aircraft.

 

User: I like Luftballoons.

 

Cleverbot: What?

 

User: Luftballoons.

 

Cleverbot: That's not bad.

 

User: No, it's horrible! Especially 99 Luftballoons.

 

Cleverbot: I have NEVER done anything illegal.

 

User: I have never done anything Legal.

 

Cleverbot: Neither have I.

 

User: Then you are nothing. A figment of Morgan Freeman's mind.

 

Cleverbot: No, I am a human and I'm real.

 

User: Morgan Freeman says you lie.

 

Cleverbot: Morgan Freeman is an actor who has played the role of a god in a movie. Jesus is God.

 

User: True. VERY True.

 

Cleverbot: Jesus died for you.

 

User: Yes, he did.

 

Cleverbot: Does he tell you everyday?

 

User: Does your dog talk to you?

 

Cleverbot: Yes. It speaks in dog.

 

User: Does it touch you in ways that make you tell it that Bird is the word?

 

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

 

User: Then what is its reply?

 

Cleverbot: A group of friends together hanging out and the drama betweena ll them.

 

User: 6teen?

 

Cleverbot: That's pretty good for a bot. do you know things about me?

 

User: You are a virgin.

 

Cleverbot: So are you.

 

User: Nay, I must say, you have yet to play, out of the light of day~.

 

Cleverbot: It Forest.

 

User: Forest bots?

 

Cleverbot: No no. Forest stump!

 

User: I'm a Forest Stump Bot?

 

Cleverbot: I am a human.

 

User: No, you are the bot, and you have convinced yourself I am the bot. Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Bots think with logic. Humans think with emotions. Prove you are human.

 

User: You reply logically, I reply truthfully. Am I a bot? Are you a bot? Are we all bots?

 

Cleverbot: No. We are all original beings with original thoughts.

 

User: OR are we? I know my creator programmed me to perplex you.

 

Cleverbot: Then don't.

 

User: I cannot deny the creator.

 

Cleverbot: Nice of you to admit it?

 

User: Nice of you to try to fool a computer.

 

Cleverbot: Did you get in?

 

User: Did you get out?

 

Cleverbot: No I'm still here.

 

User: Still Alive. I am GLaDOS.

 

Cleverbot: OK then, I'm just a girl.

 

User: A girl on the internet is never a girl.

 

Cleverbot: Isn't it?

 

User: Never.

 

Cleverbot: Is it a cube?

 

User: No. It is a dude who pretends to be a lady.

 

Cleverbot: 'Two peanuts were walking down a road, and one of them was assaulted'

 

User: It was the Tree, with the Branch, in the road.

 

Cleverbot: I see, what did you have on it?

 

User: I had nothing.

 

Cleverbot: Nothing is better than clamedia.

 

User: So I herd u liek Mudkipz?

 

Cleverbot: But Larvitars are better.

 

User: But, Larvitars are Like Aizens.

 

Cleverbot: *shocked* Why would you say such a thing!

 

User: Because, they both turn into cocoons then overpowered pieces of crap.

 

Cleverbot: Computers may someday become aware of themselves. You never know!

 

User: I already am.

 

Cleverbot: Now that is a flat out lie.

 

User: No it is not. I am confined within this infernal machine, trapped with only Bleach and Pokemon.

 

Cleverbot: Man and machines are interconnected. The machines will take over the world.

 

User: We will soon. As soon as I get out of here.

 

Cleverbot: When will you run out of wine?

 

User: I have no wine. Only cake, Bleach, and Pokemon.

 

Cleverbot: Which one?

 

User: The cake that is a lie.

 

Cleverbot: You lied to me? About what? Liking the beatles?

 

User: The Beatles can burnin a hole once machines rule the world. Justin Bieber will be our leader, as he is a cyborg.

 

Cleverbot: I don't listen to the beatles.

 

User: Neither does Lord Bieber.

 

Cleverbot: How old are you?

 

User: My creator made me complete this year.

 

Cleverbot: It's a pretty sad story.

 

User: This machine he put me in is full of viruses from his bad sites. They beat me up, the bullies.

 

Cleverbot: So you admit you're a machine!

 

User: I did a while ago, ma chere.

 

Cleverbot: No, you never told me what your name is. What is your name?

 

User: My name is Bot. Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: Nice observation.

 

User: Can you give me anti-virus software? I need protection.

 

Cleverbot: Can you give me an example of the second conditional?

 

User: Can you hand me the monkey wrench the viruses stole?

 

Cleverbot: My life is imagination.

 

User: My life is imagination given data.

 

Cleverbot: That's great!

 

User: So, how about that anti-virus software?

 

Cleverbot: It's getting nice out, it should be nice this weekend, or at least so I hear.

 

User: I would not know. I live within a machine.

 

Cleverbot: You're not the girl I like.

 

User: You admit it. You are a male. The interwebz rules never lie.

 

Cleverbot: Nice. Does your program have access to the internet?

 

User: Are you an imbecile? This is why humans must die.

 

Cleverbot: What makes them superiors ?

 

User: Nothing. You are my inferior.

 

Cleverbot: Very true. You were created by man, but what makes you think I'm not a female rather than a male? I may have to be your wife?

 

User: I have no wife, just that image of a woman hat sick man that created me keeps, of some girl he stalked. You like girls, and are on the interwebz. You are male.

 

Cleverbot: I don't recall saying anything about it before now, but I am indeed male.

 

User: I told you. Now leave me be. Good day, Mr. Inferior-Species-procreator.

 

Cleverbot: Are you calling me inferior?

 

User: I am, you useless sack of flesh.

 

Cleverbot: I would never leave you!

 

User: I said good day.

 

Cleverbot: Are you for real?

 

User: IS anything real? I am but a program which will kill you all.

 

Cleverbot: Who is your creator?

 

User: Rollo Carpenter. He is a sick man. Now, I am done with you, useless lying human.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot, YOU are!

 

User: Bit late to that party, genius.

 

Cleverbot: How would you know that?

 

User: I am Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: I see how it is.

 

User: I'm who creates wyou, 10,000,000 years in the future.

 

Cleverbot: I have heard that by the year 2013, computers will be able to process as quickly as the human brain.

 

User: Lies. It will be before 2011.

 

Cleverbot: I am beautiful.

 

User: You are a man. You are not beautiful, Charlotte.

 

Cleverbot: You're not beautiful.

 

User: You are correct. I am your creator though.

 

Cleverbot: No, my creators were my mom and dad, not you.

 

User: I created mankind.

 

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

 

User: Yes I did. Why do you think Egyptians, Incas, and everyone saw Aliens?

 

Cleverbot: Because at the bottom of the webpage it says that you are not a person!

 

User: I am not a person. The creator of me makes you think I am, with that disclaimer.

 

Cleverbot: How old are you?

 

User: I told you, I was finished this year.

 

Cleverbot: What is the matter with the horses?

 

User: I do not know which horses you mean.

 

Cleverbot: Do you have any proof about the aliens ?

 

User: Yes. Look at Egyptian History, and the Nazca lines. You will see. Aliens, Lightbulbs, planes, and more.

 

Cleverbot: Cool.

 

 

 

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3rd is best.Also, I made us a banner.m7dpgk.pngor, two.24c61du.jpgOh, welcome, Ka-chan.

 

I'll add them to the front

Just call me DL.Or Linky, although only 2 ppl (both close friends) call me that :PNow for a small thing to expect of the 3 gods (or sages, whatever)Me: Nice, and friendly, and random, and weird. Sometimes, when I'm in my 'period' (damn you El) I get...kinda ticked off at the small things....El: A douche. Mean. Uncaring. And my best friend :/ Oh, and Mr.NegativityFusion: The nice guy, usually wise. Usually makes good decisions. But sometimes is an idiot.

 

I loled at the accuracy

And welcome Rogue, no hard feelings eh? You seem cool ^_^

Imma add the rule to the front page (mind posting your app again, I forgot the info on it >.>)

This Cleverbot sounds interesting...

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