Fusion X. Denver Posted December 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Christmas can never suck!I can picture you getting coal El...All I want is a new iTouch to replace my old one that I lost.Then my Christmas shall truly be merry :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Later Fusion! Don't forget to update DEF, okay?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted December 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 I would, it's just my laptop kinda broke, sorta.So I have to write the chapter in my notes on here.So I'll try working on it whenever I can, but I don't know how soon I can get it out :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Reading these while reading hentai is...such a....a..... =_=  Also, I read a hentai series called Ninja Dependence. The thing is, they make everything seem canon. Well, cept for the first one...which had Sakura's throat slit at the end, but... A-anyway, my favorite was the Kin one, it was basically her story after the sound trio gave its scroll to Naruto's group.  Dosu and Zaku were talking about what to do next, and Kin interrupted by giving her opinion on what they should do. So of course, Dosu whacks her, and starts on a sexist speech about how women shouldn't interrupt when men are talking. So he suggests to Zaku they punish her, and she argues, saying it's not the time for that stuff, that they should be looking for the scroll.  So he threatens to destroy her eardrums with his arm thing, and she makes a cute cry face. Then they rape her, and use her as...um....bait to attract enemies, and get their scrolls. Anyway, and then after the preliminary round, where only Dosu made it, he goes look for Gaara, and they find out he was killed and she's like "YES! DOSU IS DEAD AND ZAKU CAN'T USE HIS ARMS <3 I'LL NEVER BE RAPED AGAIN! I'M FINALLY FREEEE!" Then the very next moment she's called to Orochimaru, and she and Zeru climb into coffins... And are sacrificed to summon the dead hokages .-. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 I still like my Fist of the Ecchi better. >_::.: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 ...Uhhhh...I don't understand what's going on here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 I doubt anyone does. @Nexev - Fist of the Ecchi...I remember that. .-. I should incorporate that into my fighting style >:3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Oh, so you mean that you would steal one of Nexev's moves? That is a major no-no though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 No it's cool. Remenber Karmdarcer? Fist of the ecchi was a fighting style I made for Daisuke. Since I just rped as other people. Chibi's were ancient nature spirits but of a minor power level compared to fairies. Reading these while reading hentai is...such a....a..... =_=  Also, I read a hentai series called Ninja Dependence. The thing is, they make everything seem canon. Well, cept for the first one...which had Sakura's throat slit at the end, but... A-anyway, my favorite was the Kin one, it was basically her story after the sound trio gave its scroll to Naruto's group.  Dosu and Zaku were talking about what to do next, and Kin interrupted by giving her opinion on what they should do. So of course, Dosu whacks her, and starts on a sexist speech about how women shouldn't interrupt when men are talking. So he suggests to Zaku they punish her, and she argues, saying it's not the time for that stuff, that they should be looking for the scroll.  So he threatens to destroy her eardrums with his arm thing, and she makes a cute cry face. Then they rape her, and use her as...um....bait to attract enemies, and get their scrolls. Anyway, and then after the preliminary round, where only Dosu made it, he goes look for Gaara, and they find out he was killed and she's like "YES! DOSU IS DEAD AND ZAKU CAN'T USE HIS ARMS <3 I'LL NEVER BE RAPED AGAIN! I'M FINALLY FREEEE!" Then the very next moment she's called to Orochimaru, and she and Zeru climb into coffins... And are sacrificed to summon the dead hokages .-.You know what was a really good one. There is one about a alternate ending to the Sakura vs Puppeter guy fight. The puppeter guy starts to win and does all this rape stuff and then... Well I won't spoil the ending, it was hilarious. Naruhodo and whoever did that Handmade family thing are my favorite authors of this genre though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 This had me splitting my sides.  EDIT: Also, this. lollucatrio And there's some stuff by this guy that DL might like, as well.... *Coughyouknowwhoorwhatcough* Pokedex 448 - Lucario FR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted December 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Lol.DL, hentai is ba-What am I saying, you'll never learn >.>So my Christmas Eve was a mixed bag.You see, my cousin's dog was put down this morning for acute kidney failure, putting a damper on the mood. She was my aunt's dog, she died in January suddenly and now her dog's gone too.I had a good night though, and now I'm just catching up on stuff to get myself sleepy.I might log on in the morning while waiting for the folks to wake up, but I won't be on during the day.So guys, Merry Christmas! And I just realized something:El, how are you celebrating Christmas if you're an atheist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 You see, my cousin's dog was put down this morning for acute kidney failure, putting a damper on the mood. She was my aunt's dog, she died in January suddenly and now her dog's gone too. And I just realized something:El, how are you celebrating Christmas if you're an atheist?Sorry D= We just got a new puppy this morning for my sis. Sparrow is his name. Guess why? xD Merry Christmas! .... *Facedesk* Santa Claus (Saint Nicholas) is not subject to Christianity alone (Ironically).... Christmas is more of an American Holiday that is celebrated by Christians worldwide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Probably the same way Lily is celebrating Christmas when she's Pagan. Parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 We just got a new puppy this morning for my sis. Sparrow is his name. Guess why? xDBecause I shot down your initial idea. xDÂ I know why so I won't say. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted December 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 ...Christmas is Jesus' birthday .__.Meh, whatever, I guess I can't question anyone who wants to celebrate Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 @DMG: Good point. @Andx: xD @Fuse: I know, but in America it is Present Day. Also, why did no one guess about his name? @_@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted December 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Is it after Jack Sparrow?Otherwise, I got nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 ... Dammit. The only person I stumped was Creator... Who immediately made up for it.... *Explains later in post* When we first saw the puppy (Thurs. Night), he had a piece of rope. He put this piece of rope in his mouth, and proceeded to prance (Yes, prance) about proudly with it. When brought home, he did the same with: Stuffed snowman, Sock, Box, Paper Towel, and more. So, he loves having JArs of dirt, and Creator posted a 10 min. Loop of Jar of Dirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted December 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Wait, I actually got it?Lol.If I had a dog, I'd name it Sparky >.>Or Fenway, after Fenway Park >:3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Christmas is not when Jesus was born tho.... ._. It was around March/April   Also, I don't celebrate Christmas, I celebrate Waca Waca Toto's Day >:U So happy Waca Waca Toto's day everyone <3  @Zero - I only use it cause it was a character based off of ME Nex was using .-. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Sorry D= We just got a new puppy this morning for my sis. Sparrow is his name. Guess why? xD Merry Christmas! .... *Facedesk* Santa Claus (Saint Nicholas) is not subject to Christianity alone (Ironically).... Christmas is more of an American Holiday that is celebrated by Christians worldwide.So much sense it burns my eyes. @DL: That's correct, it was changed to that to correlate with a pagan holiday to make it easier for people to convert. Even with god almighty, marketing is a big issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLÂ Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 I just pictured god in a business suit, giving orders from behind a fancy desk .-. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 In AMERICA it is an american holiday. Elsewhere, it is a Christian holiday. It is only hyped in America, for the most part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 AKA: MARKETING Thank Product Placement my peeps. And when I am CEO of marketing for whatever company, you will know fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Those of us who have been trolled by you already know fear. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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