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CHOJI CAN CUM ON THEM

 

SHIKAMARU CAN SHADOW POSSESS THEM TO MASTURBATE, SO THEY MUST AS WELL, AND IN THE END THEY WILL BE KEPT BUSY ENOUGH FOR CHOJI'S SPERM TO RECOVER, AND BE USED AGAIN

 

MEANWHILE ALL INO CAN DO IS TAKE CONTROL OF A ZETSU AND KEEP THEM BUSY BY MAKING MAKING LOVE TO HERSELF.

Okay, I'm sure you guys are going to be mad at me for this buuuut:

 

You can pull your pants back up, the 'pumping' exercises that you would be doing when reading the next chapter will not be happening.

 

Except for El, but he's been doing it for awhile.

 

Because while I'm sure all of you would love to jerk off to fat people ejaculating, not everyone is a gay macrophile. This includes the guy who writes all this s***.

 

I am sure all of you are disappointed.

 

But even if that small dream was true, if Kishi had as rich and exotic tastes as all of you, then you still will not get to see the sperm shot no jutsu in action.

 

This is because there are editors who work for Shonen Jump and would not be able to continue circulating Naruto if such topics are introduced, regrettably Jump's material are only used as 'Stress Relief' by a very small minority. El can attest to this, as he no doubt struggled long and hard to find people with the same highbrow cultural taste as he. The others prefer to use the cheap ripoff 'hentai' to assist them in said endevors.

 

As such they wouldn't be able to introduce such culturally refined topics without a massive backlash of fools who don't understand the great humor and depth said topic would bring to Naruto.

 

Thus Kishimoto is unfortunately unable to keep your dreams from being anything more then just that, a dream.

 

They will persist in being as damp and wet as ever if this is consolation.

 

I am sorry for wrecking your fantasies, whimsical they may be. But your tastes are just too ahead of it's time.

 

Zero: before you say ANYTHING here is a notice for you. That was sarcasm over there, take notes if you like.

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Please, I am the God King of trolls. Why so serious, Japanese word for Sex?

 

Ecchi, why is Hazama sneering?

 

Look Black-kun, I know you're having an orgasm over this king of trolls or whatever, but failing at teh troll is not something you want to do. :T

 

Anuwaus, who is Hazama? :/

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Sorry, my dear Sex, but Black will not be using your 'gina today.

 

Gasming, what?

 

Hazama is the guy in my avi. God of Absolute Immorality and Trolling. From Blazblue.

 

He's Gin + Black + The guy that says "Heeeeere's Johhny!" + the Joker + Michael Jackson's dancing abilities + others.

 

Yes, DL got it! MAKE is Japanese for SEX! It's obviously not his Japanese nickname, Ecchi!

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