BlackSkullCortez Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 @ DL*facepalm* seriously? That's... ugh... much worse than my average. Joe. *shot*And Fusion actually sucks more, and not just when it comes to art. I'm talking about-*shot* life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Dl I'm 17 lol so yu werent that off lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSkullCortez Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 How many 17/18 year olds are in this club!? There are only, like, 2 moderately active ones that aren't in that range! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 17 and in college? Do ppl go to college that early? O,o Also, the worst joke in history. So, Isaac Newton, Einstein, and Aristotle were playing tag. It was Newton's and Einstein's turn to run. So they began running. Aristotle chased after them. Einstein used a ray to make himself invisible. Newton didn't know what to do, until he saw a marker. So he got it, and drew a square on the floor, then stood on top of it, still. Aristotle reached him, and tagged him, then said "I got you Newton" And Newton replied "I'm not Newton, I'm Pascal." It took the teacher to point out to us that 1 Pascal = 1 Newton² -.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Second vid removed ,now. Audio Swap >_> Will get another. Want moar? ;DEDIT:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31iricBcxW0&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSkullCortez Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 DL, I actually got that first try. Proof I'm a nerd. Also, this one's actually moderately funny. There was this one time in 6th grade where we watched a Disney math video, and towards the beginning, Donald Duck was walking by Square Roots. -.- It was the first day of school, and a grumpy teacher walked into the classroom. After the bell rang, she sarcastically asked the class, "So, would anybody that thinks that they're an idiot please stand up?" After a long moment of silence, one kid stood up. The teacher sneered, "So, why do you think that you're an idiot?" The student casually answered, "I actually don't. I just felt bad seeing you standing all on your own." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 @Cortez - XDDDDDDDDDDD @Black - 1st one is pretty good :3 2nd one is meh. I'm glad neither of them have that lady singing tho, makes it better~ But noooooooooo song can beat Comatose Comatose is <33333333333333 And gimme more if you have them, I wanna see if any come as close to Comatose as Monster ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 ....................................... *Stabs DL* Unless you meant Korey Cooper (Sings on the Comatose Album), I kill you. JEN LEDGER'S VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8WhAfZphQQ Also: The albums, and their namesake songs, go in this order (For the last 3 albums): Collide leads to a Comatose, but now they are Awake and Alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSkullCortez Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 @ DLWe got that joke for English Class so we could understand Rhetoric Shifts. I know a better one, but that's for another time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 whats with th skillet obsession? they are quickly becoming more meta than avenged sevenfold, whom i love btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Black-san, those songs are awesome and <3. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 @Wham: Only in DL/Fusion/Ecchi clubs. I got them addicted XD AND SKILLET ROCKS! I dun like A7x @Shadow: ^-^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 @Cortez - tell us. D: @Black - 1st one is PIMP. As good as Comatose~ <3 2nd one, I have heard, and is AMAZINGLY PIMP!~ <3 Altho it could do without thelady singer, IMO. It's not that she sounds bad, I just prefer the song without her. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 ................................ *Enters Eldritch mode and kills DL, before turning back* I LOVE HER VOICE! Now, where's my rep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Oh, you mean this rep? *hands it over to Black-san* Here. @DL: I KILL YOU!!! *stabs DL to death* Black-san, the next time DL says something stupid like that, I want to use Lanza del Tio. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSkullCortez Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 @ DLFine. Also told in the same class. [spoiler=The joke]It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "@#$%!", said the Hypnotist. It took three weeks to clean up the senior center. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 @Cortez - AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH XDDDDDDDDD Omg, that was funny :3 @Black - I can see why, I like her voice too. I just don't think the contrast works, I plain like the guy's voice better, and by itself >.> @Zero - =.= My opinion = stupid? Glad you think so, now I'm free to think the same about yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSkullCortez Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 DL, see? I actually know GOOD JOKES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 O.o yu DONT LIKE Avenged Sevenfold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSkullCortez Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Wham, read the last two jokes I posted and see if you like them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 No, I do not like A7x. AT ALL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 I read them, and i found them///mildly entertINING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 @Black - Why not? o.o *has never listened to them, but is curious* But anyway, we all know LP >>>>> every other band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted October 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 @Cortez - tell us. D: @Black - 1st one is PIMP. As good as Comatose~ <3 2nd one, I have heard, and is AMAZINGLY PIMP!~ <3 Altho it could do without thelady singer, IMO. It's not that she sounds bad, I just prefer the song without her. >.> ...This should change your opinion.My fave song by them btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y58xMOx-qsQ DL WATCH THAT...NOW!! ...im curious as well and wheres jokes hes told me at over the fone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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