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Wait.... if Chaos like Christian Rock... then....

 

Crap, my comments will offend more than Black-kun's desolate mind! >:T

 

>.>

<.>

 

I SO am going to regret posting this...

 

And DL.... YES!

 

.... KENNY!

Yes?

He questioned your manliness.

Hrm? *Attacks El MAke*

 

@Chaos: That would be Skillet fans.

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WHERE IS MY ONE PIECE

WHERE IS MY SOLUTION TO MY MP3 PROBLEM

FUSION'S GOING CRAZY

AAAGGGGGGHHH

[spoiler=Now for a DeiTobi dialogue]

Tobi: Ooooh! Ooooh! Deidara-sempai! What are we doing today?

Deidara: We're going to the Hidden Leaf Tobi hmm

Tobi: Cool! Are we gonna capture the Nine Tails?

Deidara: No, this is an infiltration mission hmm.

Tobi: What is our mission Deidara-sempai?

Deidara: To sneak into the house of Kakashi Hatake, the bastard who ripped my arm into another dimension with Spam Jutsu. He supposedly has cocaine under his bed. And tonight is Party Night, we're gonna need that stuff hmmm

Tobi: But Deidara-sempai, the last time we had Party Night, Kisame became scarred for life from seeing you ride Itachi's @$$.

Deidara: WE WERE DRUNK! But that was an awesome night, hmmm.

Tobi: ...Sometimes you creep me out sempai.

Deidara: PISS OFF TOBI!

*explosion*

 

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WHERE IS MY ONE PIECE

WHERE IS MY SOLUTION TO MY MP3 PROBLEM

FUSION'S GOING CRAZY

AAAGGGGGGHHH

[spoiler=Now for a DeiTobi dialogue]

Tobi: Ooooh! Ooooh! Deidara-sempai! What are we doing today?

Deidara: We're going to the Hidden Leaf Tobi hmm

Tobi: Cool! Are we gonna capture the Nine Tails?

Deidara: No, this is an infiltration mission hmm.

Tobi: What is our mission Deidara-sempai?

Deidara: To sneak into the house of Kakashi Hatake, the bastard who ripped my arm into another dimension with Spam Jutsu. He supposedly has cocaine under his bed. And tonight is Party Night, we're gonna need that stuff hmmm

Tobi: But Deidara-sempai, the last time we had Party Night, Kisame became scarred for life from seeing you ride Itachi's @$$.

Deidara: WE WERE DRUNK! But that was an awesome night, hmmm.

Tobi: ...Sometimes you creep me out sempai.

Deidara: PISS OFF TOBI!

*explosion*

 

 

 

lol... NOW UPLOAD IT b****!

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WHERE IS MY ONE PIECE

WHERE IS MY SOLUTION TO MY MP3 PROBLEM

FUSION'S GOING CRAZY

AAAGGGGGGHHH

[spoiler=Now for a DeiTobi dialogue]

Tobi: Ooooh! Ooooh! Deidara-sempai! What are we doing today?

Deidara: We're going to the Hidden Leaf Tobi hmm

Tobi: Cool! Are we gonna capture the Nine Tails?

Deidara: No, this is an infiltration mission hmm.

Tobi: What is our mission Deidara-sempai?

Deidara: To sneak into the house of Kakashi Hatake, the bastard who ripped my arm into another dimension with Spam Jutsu. He supposedly has cocaine under his bed. And tonight is Party Night, we're gonna need that stuff hmmm

Tobi: But Deidara-sempai, the last time we had Party Night, Kisame became scarred for life from seeing you ride Itachi's @$$.

Deidara: WE WERE DRUNK! But that was an awesome night, hmmm.

Tobi: ...Sometimes you creep me out sempai.

Deidara: PISS OFF TOBI!

*explosion*

 

 

XD...Thats funny Fusion!

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[spoiler=Naruto Jokes]

Deidara: Liek, Oh Em Gee, I'm gonna blow you! I-I mean blow you UPy~

 

Deidara: OH, Sasori, my man~

Sasori:... No. I told you I will not be seen with you in public.

Deidara: Oh, but why, sweetie?

Sasori: Don't call me that.

Deidara: Why not? We're total BFF's! And then we'll Blow the town!

Sasori: ... Do you mean Blow UP? Please say yes.

Deidara: Nope~

Sasori: ... This is why.... *Walks off*

Deidara: S-sasori-baby?! WAIT UP!

 

*Sasuke meets Deidara*

Sasuke: You seem like a perfectly dangerous homosexual.

Deidara: Oh, so do you, sweetie~

Sasuke: ...

 

(Based on $#!+ My Dad says on CBS)

 

Deidara: UGH! Why am I stuck with the ONLY unattractive guy in Akatsuki! PAin hates meeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Tobi: B-but, Senpai, I can-

Deidara: NO!!! Even fishy is better than you! At least he has a giant sword!

Tobi: Oh , is that all Sen-

Deidara: UGH! Like, get away from me, Tobi!

Tobi: B-but you straddled me... I feel so violated.

Deidara: I DID NOT STRADDLE YOU! I don't sleep with Uggos.

 

Kisame: Itachi?

Itachi: ...

Kisame: Can we not eat soup for dinner tonight?

Itachi: No.

Kisame: ... I have to eat more of it for that comment, don't I?

Itachi: YEp...

Kisame: ... Damned Uchiha's and their Shark Fin Soup...

Itachi: ... (Inside: Hehehehehehe. Step 5 to breaking his spirit, complete)

 

 

[spoiler=Bleach Jokes]

Hichigo: Heheheh.

Ichigo: ... Who are you, and why are you inside of me?!

hichigo: I'm your opposite. Your inner Hollow.

Ichigo: Uh... huh...

Hichigo: Yep. We'll soon establish who's King! *Moves to attack*

Ichigo: WAIT!

Hichigo: WHAT?!

Ichigo: Are you gay?

Hichigo: ... Do what?

Ichhigo: Well, you ARE My opposite, so I figured that you';re a fa-

Hixhigo: SHUT UP! *Attacks*

 

After the fight over the mask/taming Hichigo:

Hichigo: Just wait, King on Top, I'll be back. When I am, I'll be the one riding you all the live long day! And I will be SO HAPPY! I can't wait to ride your @$$ around all day long.

Ichigo: ... Gaaaaaaay.

Hichigo: Wh-what?! No! I meant- *Explodes*

Ichigo: ... Did he just.... on me... Eeeww....

 

*Mask falls off, and Ichigo falls over*

Shinji: So?

Ichigo: ... He violated me...

Shinji: Oh? Then why are you alive?

Ichigo: ... the OTHER kind...

 

*Matsumoto glomps Hitsugaya from the back*

Rangiku: oooooh, Captain~

Toshiro: I thought I told you to keep those damn things off of me...

Rangiku: *Squeezes a bit tighter* Keep WHAT things off of you?

Toshiro: Those... tthose things that Momo does not have.

Rangiku: Aaaw, he's afraid to say boobs~

Toshiro: ... Shut up and get your breasts off of me.

Rangiku: Oh, he grew up a word! Yes sir!

 

 

 

REMEMBER! We are doing 2 episode 0s!

 

MEeting of the Akatsuvi

 

vs.

 

Aizen's Evil Council of Doom Meeting of the Espada.

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