Blake Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Or Bleach! =D Ecchi, I made a new joke =D At the bottom of the Bleach spoiler. [spoiler=Naruto Jokes]Deidara: Liek, Oh Em Gee, I'm gonna blow you! I-I mean blow you UPy~ Deidara: OH, Sasori, my man~Sasori:... No. I told you I will not be seen with you in public.Deidara: Oh, but why, sweetie?Sasori: Don't call me that.Deidara: Why not? We're total BFF's! And then we'll Blow the town!Sasori: ... Do you mean Blow UP? Please say yes.Deidara: Nope~Sasori: ... This is why.... *Walks off*Deidara: S-sasori-baby?! WAIT UP! *Sasuke meets Deidara*Sasuke: You seem like a perfectly dangerous homosexual.Deidara: Oh, so do you, sweetie~Sasuke: ... (Based on $#!+ My Dad says on CBS) Deidara: UGH! Why am I stuck with the ONLY unattractive guy in Akatsuki! PAin hates meeeeeeeee!!!!!! Tobi: B-but, Senpai, I can-Deidara: NO!!! Even fishy is better than you! At least he has a giant sword!Tobi: Oh , is that all Sen-Deidara: UGH! Like, get away from me, Tobi!Tobi: B-but you straddled me... I feel so violated.Deidara: I DID NOT STRADDLE YOU! I don't sleep with Uggos. Kisame: Itachi?Itachi: ...Kisame: Can we not eat soup for dinner tonight?Itachi: No.Kisame: ... I have to eat more of it for that comment, don't I?Itachi: YEp...Kisame: ... Damned Uchiha's and their Shark Fin Soup...Itachi: ... (Inside: Hehehehehehe. Step 5 to breaking his spirit, complete) (This is meant to be in a Collage of changing scenes, where Naruto talks to Sakura)NAruto: Sakura-chan!Sakura: *Sigh* What, Naruto?Naruto: Will you go out with me?Sakura: AGH! *Punches* Naruto (At training ground waiting on Kakashi): Man, Kakashi is taking too long.Sakura: You can say that again.Naruto: Since he's late... wanna go out?Sakura: NARUTO!!!!! *Punches* NAruto(After training): Sakura, wnat to grab a bite to eat?Sakura: *Sigh* Fine, Naruto, fine. I'll go out with you tonight. Nut, you are paying the bill.NAruto: YES! NO prob- *Checks wallet, then talks slowly in despair*-lem...Sakura: Is there a problem?Naruto: ... Can we go halfsies?Sakura: NO! *Storms off*Naruto: ... No wonder everyone hates her. [spoiler=Bleach Jokes]Hichigo: Heheheh.Ichigo: ... Who are you, and why are you inside of me?!hichigo: I'm your opposite. Your inner Hollow.Ichigo: Uh... huh...Hichigo: Yep. We'll soon establish who's King! *Moves to attack*Ichigo: WAIT!Hichigo: WHAT?!Ichigo: Are you gay?Hichigo: ... Do what?Ichhigo: Well, you ARE My opposite, so I figured that you';re a fa-Hixhigo: SHUT UP! *Attacks* After the fight over the mask/taming Hichigo:Hichigo: Just wait, King on Top, I'll be back. When I am, I'll be the one riding you all the live long day! And I will be SO HAPPY! I can't wait to ride your @$$ around all day long.Ichigo: ... Gaaaaaaay.Hichigo: Wh-what?! No! I meant- *Explodes*Ichigo: ... Did he just.... on me... Eeeww.... *Mask falls off, and Ichigo falls over*Shinji: So?Ichigo: ... He violated me...Shinji: Oh? Then why are you alive?Ichigo: ... the OTHER kind... *Matsumoto glomps Hitsugaya from the back*Rangiku: oooooh, Captain~Toshiro: I thought I told you to keep those damn things off of me...Rangiku: *Squeezes a bit tighter* Keep WHAT things off of you?Toshiro: Those... tthose things that Momo does not have.Rangiku: Aaaw, he's afraid to say boobs~Toshiro: ... Shut up and get your breasts off of me.Rangiku: Oh, he grew up a word! Yes sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Black-kun, I have already seen the joke! It is XDDDDDDDDD And DL, I need the link to your avi! >:T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Oh god...I did it... BTW, ignore the attempt at the Hinata voice in the end.... That was kinda like.... Not even close to what I can do when I try... >>;; http://kiwi6.com/file?id=7g611gm243 @El - Why? =_= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 I'll listen later, DL. Listen to this song~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-5oQyYWaN8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 I will when you listen to my 1 minutes worth of voice >> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 ... I'm not listening to it with my lil sis in the romm >.> EDIT:Tobi: BAD.Pain: Not bad.Deidara: XDXDXD PERFECT!Itachi: NO.Kisame: Not bad. WHY IS HE BROOKLYN ACCENTED?! XDXDXDHinata: ... NO. Your voice is deeper than I expected 0-0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Nah, it's just the 1. Webcam quality2. Fact I made my voices deeper on purpose. My voice is actually soft. And I TOLD you I wasn't trying with Hinata xD And yeah man, I can SO do Deidara >:3 Also, I was about to make Itachi sound better....but he would sound too much like Pain... D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 XD But, I can do a higher pitched Deidara... with more of a valley girl accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 I liked the Deidara, and I will try to make my own soon enough...SOON ENOUGH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 DL! I jsut need it! So give it! >:T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 I'll make my own... Once I get a camera to do such >.> I know how to extract the audio, but I dunno where to get a Digital Camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Yeah, but he's not SUPPOSED to sound like that >> Also, the fact I was able to do Tobi's voice like that, is proof my voice is interchangable~ But yeah, I can do all the girls, Sasuke, Naruto, Rock Lee, Neji, and Deidara >:3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 I have no idea how many I can try, but I will try quite a few Akatsuki members, but I actually do want to try out Pein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Yeah, but he's not SUPPOSED to sound like that >> Also, the fact I was able to do Tobi's voice like that, is proof my voice is interchangable~ But yeah, I can do all the girls, Sasuke, Naruto, Rock Lee, Neji, and Deidara >:3 ... DL, I demand you do my jokes. All of them. NAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Alright, I will~ Gimme a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JZ of the Enigma Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 it be difficult to do Hichigo without a voice distortion device, but we should all try, you guys should write some lines for all the characters we'll be needing, for either series Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 IDK about working on two series, but meh. As long as all I have to do is voice act lines. I want someone to write Sasuke and Naruto, and then a ROck Lee and Neji dialogue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 (This is meant to be in a Collage of changing scenes, where Naruto talks to Sakura)NAruto: Sakura-chan!Sakura: *Sigh* What, Naruto?Naruto: Will you go out with me?Sakura: AGH! *Punches* Naruto (At training ground waiting on Kakashi): Man, Kakashi is taking too long.Sakura: You can say that again.Naruto: Since he's late... wanna go out?Sakura: NARUTO!!!!! *Punches* NAruto(After training): Sakura, wnat to grab a bite to eat?Sakura: *Sigh* Fine, Naruto, fine. I'll go out with you tonight. Nut, you are paying the bill.NAruto: YES! NO prob- *Checks wallet, then talks slowly in despair*-lem...Sakura: Is there a problem?Naruto: ... Can we go halfsies?Sakura: NO! *Storms off*Naruto: ... No wonder everyone hates her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Okay, never trying Naruto again, or a female Sakura, until I get a decent microphone. I refuse to allow the masses to see the horror of it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 ... Do Ichigo and Hichigo. Potentially Shimji. Or Rangiku and Toshiro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Already done~ http://kiwi6.com/file?id=1j495zu944 :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Ichigo: Perfect... except you are supposed to YELL 'WAIT!'Hichigo: ... Alright... I guess... Also, it's not live (Lie-ve), it's live (liv). Liv Long Day.Shinji: ... Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 I yelled wait. Also, with Shinji, yeah, not enough lines to figure out what to do with his voice xDDD With the line, k, altho if ya ask me, I should just cut that out in general. BTW, I thought I did the best with Hichigo, as a matter of fact xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 ... MEh >_> Hichigo needs to RANT. He does a lot of it. As for 'WAIT!' It was not loud at all. Nor did it sound like a yell. Hichigo... sounded similar to Kisame. EDIT:Guys, I got a few critiques on my jokes. What I got so far:Deidara is a bit TOO Flamboyant. Drop the "OMG" and "So" stuff.It is a bit distasteful, but the masses will love it.1 person said all were good.1 said Hichigo and Deidara were good.1 Said "Dangerous Homosexual", Rangiku, and Naruto were good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Not true. At least not IRL. And yeah, rant...right....*sucks at ranting* Also... I suck at speaking loudly ;______________; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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