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Or Bleach! =D

 

Ecchi, I made a new joke =D At the bottom of the Bleach spoiler.

 

 

 

[spoiler=Naruto Jokes]

Deidara: Liek, Oh Em Gee, I'm gonna blow you! I-I mean blow you UPy~

 

Deidara: OH, Sasori, my man~

Sasori:... No. I told you I will not be seen with you in public.

Deidara: Oh, but why, sweetie?

Sasori: Don't call me that.

Deidara: Why not? We're total BFF's! And then we'll Blow the town!

Sasori: ... Do you mean Blow UP? Please say yes.

Deidara: Nope~

Sasori: ... This is why.... *Walks off*

Deidara: S-sasori-baby?! WAIT UP!

 

*Sasuke meets Deidara*

Sasuke: You seem like a perfectly dangerous homosexual.

Deidara: Oh, so do you, sweetie~

Sasuke: ...

 

(Based on $#!+ My Dad says on CBS)

 

Deidara: UGH! Why am I stuck with the ONLY unattractive guy in Akatsuki! PAin hates meeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Tobi: B-but, Senpai, I can-

Deidara: NO!!! Even fishy is better than you! At least he has a giant sword!

Tobi: Oh , is that all Sen-

Deidara: UGH! Like, get away from me, Tobi!

Tobi: B-but you straddled me... I feel so violated.

Deidara: I DID NOT STRADDLE YOU! I don't sleep with Uggos.

 

Kisame: Itachi?

Itachi: ...

Kisame: Can we not eat soup for dinner tonight?

Itachi: No.

Kisame: ... I have to eat more of it for that comment, don't I?

Itachi: YEp...

Kisame: ... Damned Uchiha's and their Shark Fin Soup...

Itachi: ... (Inside: Hehehehehehe. Step 5 to breaking his spirit, complete)

 

(This is meant to be in a Collage of changing scenes, where Naruto talks to Sakura)

NAruto: Sakura-chan!

Sakura: *Sigh* What, Naruto?

Naruto: Will you go out with me?

Sakura: AGH! *Punches*

 

Naruto (At training ground waiting on Kakashi): Man, Kakashi is taking too long.

Sakura: You can say that again.

Naruto: Since he's late... wanna go out?

Sakura: NARUTO!!!!! *Punches*

 

NAruto(After training): Sakura, wnat to grab a bite to eat?

Sakura: *Sigh* Fine, Naruto, fine. I'll go out with you tonight. Nut, you are paying the bill.

NAruto: YES! NO prob- *Checks wallet, then talks slowly in despair*-lem...

Sakura: Is there a problem?

Naruto: ... Can we go halfsies?

Sakura: NO! *Storms off*

Naruto: ... No wonder everyone hates her.

 

 

 

[spoiler=Bleach Jokes]

Hichigo: Heheheh.

Ichigo: ... Who are you, and why are you inside of me?!

hichigo: I'm your opposite. Your inner Hollow.

Ichigo: Uh... huh...

Hichigo: Yep. We'll soon establish who's King! *Moves to attack*

Ichigo: WAIT!

Hichigo: WHAT?!

Ichigo: Are you gay?

Hichigo: ... Do what?

Ichhigo: Well, you ARE My opposite, so I figured that you';re a fa-

Hixhigo: SHUT UP! *Attacks*

 

After the fight over the mask/taming Hichigo:

Hichigo: Just wait, King on Top, I'll be back. When I am, I'll be the one riding you all the live long day! And I will be SO HAPPY! I can't wait to ride your @$$ around all day long.

Ichigo: ... Gaaaaaaay.

Hichigo: Wh-what?! No! I meant- *Explodes*

Ichigo: ... Did he just.... on me... Eeeww....

 

*Mask falls off, and Ichigo falls over*

Shinji: So?

Ichigo: ... He violated me...

Shinji: Oh? Then why are you alive?

Ichigo: ... the OTHER kind...

 

*Matsumoto glomps Hitsugaya from the back*

Rangiku: oooooh, Captain~

Toshiro: I thought I told you to keep those damn things off of me...

Rangiku: *Squeezes a bit tighter* Keep WHAT things off of you?

Toshiro: Those... tthose things that Momo does not have.

Rangiku: Aaaw, he's afraid to say boobs~

Toshiro: ... Shut up and get your breasts off of me.

Rangiku: Oh, he grew up a word! Yes sir!

 

 

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Nah, it's just the

 

1. Webcam quality

2. Fact I made my voices deeper on purpose.

 

My voice is actually soft.

 

And I TOLD you I wasn't trying with Hinata xD

 

 

And yeah man, I can SO do Deidara >:3

 

 

Also, I was about to make Itachi sound better....but he would sound too much like Pain... D:

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Yeah, but he's not SUPPOSED to sound like that >>

 

Also, the fact I was able to do Tobi's voice like that, is proof my voice is interchangable~

 

 

But yeah, I can do all the girls, Sasuke, Naruto, Rock Lee, Neji, and Deidara >:3

 

... DL, I demand you do my jokes. All of them. NAO.

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(This is meant to be in a Collage of changing scenes, where Naruto talks to Sakura)

NAruto: Sakura-chan!

Sakura: *Sigh* What, Naruto?

Naruto: Will you go out with me?

Sakura: AGH! *Punches*

 

Naruto (At training ground waiting on Kakashi): Man, Kakashi is taking too long.

Sakura: You can say that again.

Naruto: Since he's late... wanna go out?

Sakura: NARUTO!!!!! *Punches*

 

NAruto(After training): Sakura, wnat to grab a bite to eat?

Sakura: *Sigh* Fine, Naruto, fine. I'll go out with you tonight. Nut, you are paying the bill.

NAruto: YES! NO prob- *Checks wallet, then talks slowly in despair*-lem...

Sakura: Is there a problem?

Naruto: ... Can we go halfsies?

Sakura: NO! *Storms off*

Naruto: ... No wonder everyone hates her.

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... MEh >_> Hichigo needs to RANT. He does a lot of it.

 

As for 'WAIT!' It was not loud at all. Nor did it sound like a yell.

 

Hichigo... sounded similar to Kisame.

 

EDIT:

Guys, I got a few critiques on my jokes. What I got so far:

Deidara is a bit TOO Flamboyant. Drop the "OMG" and "So" stuff.

It is a bit distasteful, but the masses will love it.

1 person said all were good.

1 said Hichigo and Deidara were good.

1 Said "Dangerous Homosexual", Rangiku, and Naruto were good

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