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ALSO! Bleach Abridged jokes!

 

Hichigo: Heheheh.

Ichigo: ... Who are you, and why are you inside of me?!

hichigo: I'm your opposite. Your inner Hollow.

Ichigo: Uh... huh...

Hichigo: Yep. We'll soon establish who's King! *Moves to attack*

Ichigo: WAIT!

Hichigo: WHAT?!

Ichigo: Are you gay?

Hichigo: ... Do what?

Ichhigo: Well, you ARE My opposite, so I figured that you';re a fa-

Hixhigo: SHUT UP! *Attacks*

 

After the fight over the mask/taming Hichigo:

Hichigo: Just wait, King on Top, I'll be back. When I am, I'll be the one riding you all the live long day! And I will be SO HAPPY! I can't wait to ride your @$$ around all day long.

Ichigo: ... Gaaaaaaay.

Hichigo: Wh-what?! No! I meant- *Explodes*

Ichigo: ... Did he just.... on me... Eeeww....

 

*Mask falls off, and Ichigo falls over*

Shinji: So?

Ichigo: ... He violated me...

Shinji: Oh? Then why are you alive?

Ichigo: ... the OTHER kind...

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LOLOLOLOLOL XDDDDDDDDDDD

 

 

We should also have Akatsuki Hour.

 

 

Pain: Alright, now begins the one hour we can all conveniently spare from our busy days of being evil. To start things off, the Evil Rollcall of Death.

Tobi: Why's it called the Evil Rollcall of Death?

Pain: Because if you interrupt me again I'll shove your mask so far down your thoat that you'll be breathing through your....anyway, moving on. First off, Itachi.

Itachi: I am here.

Pain: Are there any words you'd like to say?

Itachi:....not really

Pain: ...

Itachi: ...

Pain: ...spoilsport. Next up, Kisame.

Kisame: Of course I'm here, just got back from eating some tofu fish.

Itachi: Oh, those were tofu fish? I thought you prefered salmon and I just....kind of swapped them...

Kisame: You say that EVERY TIME!

Pain: Silence! Next is Deidara, and Tobi!

Deidara: Why am I being mentioned in the same lines as THAT guy? I much prefer Sasori, hmm?~

Tobi: Does Deidara-sempi not like Tobi? Was what we did last night meaningless to you?

Deidara: WHAT THE HELL?! I;m not gay!......toward you!

Pain: Deidara, stop being gay. Tobi, stop being MORE gay. Next are Hidan and Kakuzu.

 

 

To be continued....

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Ahaha~

 

I'll do a Bleach one XD With my jokes.

 

*Matsumoto glomps Hitsugaya from the back*

Rangiku: oooooh, Captain~

Toshiro: I thought I told you to keep those damn things off of me...

Rangiku: *Squeezes a bit tighter* Keep WHAT things off of you?

Toshiro: Those... tthose things that Momo does not have.

Rangiku: Aaaw, he's afraid to say boobs~

Toshiro: ... Shut up and get your breasts off of me.

Rangiku: Oh, he grew up a word! Yes sir!

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