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[spoiler=Condom slogans]

1. Cover your stump before you hump

2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis

14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker

17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool

18. The right selection will protect your erection

19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil

20. A crank with armor will never harm her

21. No glove, no love!

 

 

 

FUSION, VONGOLA D:

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[spoiler=TEH JOKE!]

So, 3 vampires walk into a bar.

One orders cold blood, one orders warm blood, and one orders hot water.

The 2 vampires who ordered blood turn to the other one and ask why he ordered hot water.

The third vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "tea".

 

 

Not the best, but still funny...

 

And I have decided, now that I have time, to continue my FF! >:]

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Same crap, different smell.

 

Also, that was pretty funny xD

 

[spoiler=xDDDD]

Funny Sex Joke 2

Did you hear about the gay truckers?

They exchanged loads.

 

Funny Sex Joke 3

Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?

They couldn’t close his casket.

 

Funny Sex Joke 4

Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?

They went outside to exchange blows

 

Funny Sex Joke 5

Did you hear about the two gay judges?

They tried each other.

 

Funny Sex Joke 6

Did you hear about the two gay gangsters?

They kept tryin each other.

 

Funny Sex Joke 7

Did you hear that the new and politically correct name for “lesbian”.

It has been changed to “vagitarian”.

 

 

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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

Sand >>>>> Leaf! >:T

 

And.....

 

[spoiler=Ski!]

3 guys decide to go skiing, and when the needed to book a room at the lodge, there was only one room available with one bed in it.

So the guys decide they'll share the bed.

The next morning, when they woke up, the guy on the left says "Hey, I had a dream a ski instructor was giving me a blowjob."

The guy on the right says "Hey, me too!"

The guy in the middle says "Weird, I had dreamed I was skiing."

 

 

If you don't get it... I swear... =.=

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...

 

O.o

 

[spoiler=xDDD]

 

Funny Sex Joke 8

Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?

They’re called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

 

Funny Sex Joke 9

Did you know 70% of the gay population were born that way?

The other 30% were sucked into it.

 

Funny Sex Joke 10

Did you know they just discovered a new use for sheep in New Zealand?

Wool!

 

Funny Sex Joke 11

Do you know what the square root of 69 is?

Ate something.

 

Funny Sex Joke 12

Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?

It’s for the Christmas period.

 

 

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Yes, but first:

 

[spoiler=xD]

 

Funny Sex Joke 13

Hear about the new gay sitcom?

“Leave it, it’s Beaver.”

 

Funny Sex Joke 14

Hey, what’s sticky, white and falls from the sky?

The cumming of the Lord

 

Funny Sex Joke 15

How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?

The prostitute stops f***ing you after you’re dead.

 

Funny Sex Joke 16

How are fat girls and mopeds alike?

They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.

 

Funny Sex Joke 17

How can you tell a head nurse?

She’s the one with the dirty knees!

 

 

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