BT Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Did you even try to improve it mister Tennyson? NO, I dont want to :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Chaos, don't forget, BT hates writing... which makes no sense if you write a FF... >___> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BT Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Chaos, don't forget, BT hates writing... which makes no sense if you write a FF... >___> lol, actually I like writing... I just have no time for it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 *uncles BT* Make time! >:U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BT Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 *uncles BT* Make time! >:U FINE!!!! >:U at least read my fan fuc(k) first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 NO! Not unless you are going to continue it! >:U *uncles BT again*Also this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0znoyLr7qAw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 ZOMG JACKIE CHAN! XDDDDD Anyways, either of you use Shoddy Battle? >:] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Not really, although I toyed with the idea at one point and time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Well I'm dying to play someone on it, and Day-san is no where to be found... >:T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted September 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Day's been stolen by Life..That bastard >.>*shot*Imma have Day come in way later.And now my tutor is gone, so I'll write chapter 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Fusion, you need to make a Shoddeh Team! >:T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 @El - [spoiler=Condom slogans]1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12. If you go into heat, package your meat 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18. The right selection will protect your erection 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil 20. A crank with armor will never harm her 21. No glove, no love! FUSION, VONGOLA D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Package your meat? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Oh god, that's awesome... XDDDDDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 #3 sounds like something Fusion would say. Seriously. And What do you call the sexual release of a prostitute? Whoregasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Heard that one before... D: DL, ever hear the one about 3 vampires go into a bar? :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 No, I have not, good sir. WOuld you kindly tell this story?~ fillerfillerfiller (so it's not shortpost :3) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 [spoiler=TEH JOKE!]So, 3 vampires walk into a bar. One orders cold blood, one orders warm blood, and one orders hot water.The 2 vampires who ordered blood turn to the other one and ask why he ordered hot water.The third vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "tea". Not the best, but still funny... And I have decided, now that I have time, to continue my FF! >:] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 lolwow. I forgot everything aobout it, cept there was a girl who went to the Leaf Village in eschange for a war enemy or something, and the main character got his ass kicked by some guy with a net of weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Sand village..... >___> Anyways, I have time, so I can write past 3 chapters... XD And teh joke? >:T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Same crap, different smell. Also, that was pretty funny xD [spoiler=xDDDD]Funny Sex Joke 2Did you hear about the gay truckers?They exchanged loads. Funny Sex Joke 3Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?They couldn’t close his casket. Funny Sex Joke 4Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?They went outside to exchange blows Funny Sex Joke 5Did you hear about the two gay judges?They tried each other. Funny Sex Joke 6Did you hear about the two gay gangsters?They kept tryin each other. Funny Sex Joke 7Did you hear that the new and politically correct name for “lesbian”.It has been changed to “vagitarian”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Sand >>>>> Leaf! >:T And..... [spoiler=Ski!]3 guys decide to go skiing, and when the needed to book a room at the lodge, there was only one room available with one bed in it.So the guys decide they'll share the bed.The next morning, when they woke up, the guy on the left says "Hey, I had a dream a ski instructor was giving me a blowjob."The guy on the right says "Hey, me too!"The guy in the middle says "Weird, I had dreamed I was skiing." If you don't get it... I swear... =.= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 ... O.o [spoiler=xDDD] Funny Sex Joke 8Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?They’re called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off! Funny Sex Joke 9Did you know 70% of the gay population were born that way?The other 30% were sucked into it. Funny Sex Joke 10Did you know they just discovered a new use for sheep in New Zealand?Wool! Funny Sex Joke 11Do you know what the square root of 69 is?Ate something. Funny Sex Joke 12Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for the Christmas period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 XD This is teh epicz.... >:3333333 Now we must move on to racist ones, because they are also funny... >.> [spoiler=spoiler]What do you call a black priest? Holy sh!t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Yes, but first: [spoiler=xD] Funny Sex Joke 13Hear about the new gay sitcom?“Leave it, it’s Beaver.” Funny Sex Joke 14Hey, what’s sticky, white and falls from the sky?The cumming of the Lord Funny Sex Joke 15How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?The prostitute stops f***ing you after you’re dead. Funny Sex Joke 16How are fat girls and mopeds alike?They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out. Funny Sex Joke 17How can you tell a head nurse?She’s the one with the dirty knees! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted September 25, 2010 Report Share Posted September 25, 2010 Please tell me that's the end of those... XD Anyways, now for Black-kun to storm in and RAEG on us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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