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One guy went to the doctor, and told him "Every point in my body makes me feel pain!"... the doctor tested his whole body and found no such pain. Then the doctor said "Are you mocking me?", the customer put his finger on the doctor's forehead, and told him "Ouch! Even YOUR head hurts me!" The doctor saw the customer's finger, and it seems to be the customer's finger is broken. xD

 

Not funniest thing, just a joke. Another one:

 

Someone found a treasure but he left it and went running, why? He forgot the map.

 

Another one:

 

Someone was walking with a monkey, then the policeman got mad and shouted in his face "DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO TAKE HIM TO THE ZOO YESTERDAY?!" The man answered, "Yes, today I'm taking him to the cinema"

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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.

 

2.A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

 

These any good?

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