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Sploda

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no

 

*reads DL's username out loud*

 

NO

 

 

NO

 

*kills whole family*

*runs off into Mexico*

*trains in the art of killing

*after a series of plot developments, becomes a don*

*goes farther south into Brazil*

*hunts down DL*

*epic final clash akin to Uncharted 2's ending*

*escapes from Brazil while barely alive*

*Gets on the first plane to Australia*

*Plane gets shot down by Russian MiGs*

*is trapped on island*

*Kills all the people that survived whose names are either Jack, Ralph, or Simon*

*gets saved by rum runners*

*Claims it was due to sea turtles*

*gets warped back into 18th Century Port Royal*

*get some awesomesauce apparel*

*kills a tenticle face dude*

*meet hit on Penelope Cruz*

*Get sent back into time warp*

*land in an air force air base 24 hours before the plane is shot down*

*shoot down Russian MiG's before they attack a random airline headed for Australia*

*realize that I know have an evil twin*

*spend the next 900 years searching for a way to kill said twin*

*get some scars and grow out a beard in the process*

*kill said twin*

*turns around after killing said twin

*finds Light Yagami manically laughing as I get a heart attack*

*return as a shinigami and murk his ass*

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Actually, thinking about it, Venom and Poison are different.

 

Poison has to be ingested.

But Venom needs to be injected to work.

 

You could drink a glass of Venom and not feel a thing. Except maybe less thirsty. And a burning sensation.

But Poison would kill you.

Yes

 

I will definitely prefer to drink venom rather than poison in the future ,-,

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Correct me if I'm mistaken, but is venom not a classification of poison.

Poisons definition is usually a liquid or gaseous substance that inhibits proper body functions.

Venom does that so...yeah. It just has a different requirement to enter the body and do damage.

Some poisons can soak through your skin along with water due to osmosis and stuff.

FTK has the most awesome post rate ever btw.

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The first FTK had a tremendous post rate. I remember I'd be on from 3 to 6, and from 3 to 4 I had to spend catching up on EVERYTHING

 

I think I'm one of the few members who actually read most of the pages the original FTK had,

 

It was easier for the remakes as they didn't go nearly as fast.

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