Sploda Posted July 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 >.> @NexevI'll create your card later. In other news apparently most of my sets are well-rounded. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Like when your just about to release. If you try to hold it in and you start to release, it hurts sooooooo bad... and you end up releasing anyway. D: Stupid chemical that makes you continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 *SLAMS CHANGE TOPIC BUTTON WITH HAMMER* FOLLOW THE BUTTON. NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 *Looks at floor where the brocken button is.* Followed it. @EL Make: Once I wound up peeing while Ejactulating. Luckily I did it in the bathroom. But it hurt real bad. .... The stream turned white and thick. @DL: Look up Muchi Muchi Seven Volume 12. Given your inherent ecchiness you should like it. Unless your bluffing. *Staredown* .... This is the 6th most awkward convo I've had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Why? When you jack off, a chemical is released in your body that prevents you from stopping. I tried for 5 minutes to hold still and stop, but the chemical took over and forced me to keep going until it was done... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 ......... Can we PLEASE get a different topic? Or weill I have to star the raep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted July 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 *SLAMS FIST ONTO BIG ORANGE BUTTON THAT IS EMERGENCY CHANGE TOPIC BUTTON* Silence this awkwardness nao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Why bother trying though? Just wait ten minutes or so and you can get it back up. .... Unless your a machisist! *Staredown* Why are we talking about Ejaculation and not porn? I like porn, though only hentai. And manga hentai over anime hentai. Dubbed hentai is s*** and sometimes the free samples don't have subtitles. @DL: Wait, so you'll have sex with us as a threat to not making me talk about sex.... Are you planning on boring me to death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Nexev, because I didn't wnat to get my bed dirty.... And Creator, this convo is interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted July 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Not really, no it isn't... You know I'm pretty sure you can make your club for this type of thing... Ah idc anymore, just leave me out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 I prefer chair myself. Vex left to see what the big deal was. *yells off screen* Stop screaming, it can't be that bad. But yeah.... I'm running out of things to say... Wait I got one. Why bed, the porns at the comp, the chair is closer to the porn. Yay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Meh, it always hurts to pee after ejeculating. The leftover sperm in your urethra acts as an irritant. So it BURNS. Plus, did you know you could measure your sperm count by jacking off on a paper towel? The liquid is absorbed while the sperm stays behind! ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bcBkwulvXs Great question. But meh, I prefer a eye test to guess the amount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Well, you know your cum is loaded when it's pure white.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Then yay for me. It's whiter than a whole foods market. But yeah, what WERE you jacking off to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enma Kozato Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 *button mashes personal "ignore" button*Dang one day =13 pages w0w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Um, well, lets just say I had some visions in my mind of... a certain person... doing a certain... action to me... that involved her chest... ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Ohhhhhhhhh....... Titfuck. Got it. But it obviously ain't porn, you were thinking of a real person. Explains the lack of computer. Good for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 It only takes 70 hours to reload fully~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Not if you jack off 3 times a day DL! ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Ooooh, cue the gunslinger theme. ;D Remenber when this was about fake types? Aren't you glad it's not now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Make Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Talking about jacking off is more fun than I thought it would be... Yay for Nexev being able to talk about it! ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 No, still 70 hours. Also, the Astride position is hard to penetrate in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted July 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 >.>Great I've lost Dl to this... Time to cut my losses... *Flies away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted July 31, 2010 Report Share Posted July 31, 2010 Ohh. You may find these interesting. http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital/ But yeah, Feona can talk about many things. Yayz? Hey Creator, flyings my thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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