Choose Your Own Adventure

[Phantom M.C.]

B

 

one day you are ordered to clean the cabin. you see your chance and steal the scroll. Unfortunately for you, this was a trap!! you are surrounded by the entire crew. Do you:

A. make up a lame excuse

B. beg for forgiveness

C. ram through them

D. threaten to destroy the scroll

[M-Cube]

B.

 

You are whipped and the crew locks the scroll in a safe in the captain's deck.

 

A. Steal the safe.

B. Figure out the combination.

C. Bribe the Captain to give you the combination.

D. Do something else.

[kevin7653]

A

they find out and your whipped again

 

A.tell them to stop whipping you

B.punch the captain in the face

[inteligent12]

B

 

The captain responds with another punch to the face (duh). He knocks you into another crewman who then becomes enraged and attacks another crewman. Before you know it, the whole ship is rioting amongst themselves.

 

You make your way to the cabin and grab the safe and return to the deck. The captain sees you among the fighting and yells "He's got the safe! Stop him!" But at that moment, the lookout spots a ship bearing Team Rocket's emblem heading straight for them.

 

The crew rushes to their battle stations and even the captain forgets about you stealing the safe.

 

Do you?

 

A. Escape while you have the chance

B. Assist the crew in the battle

C. Run back in the cabin and grab everything shiny before escaping

[Phantom M.C.]

B

 

you attempt to help the crew, only to make things worse with your stupidity. Luckily the captain gets out a bazooka and blasts the hell out of team rocket. after the battle, the remaining crew surround you. Do you:

A. beg for mercy

B. punch the captain in the face

C. prepare yourself to be whipped again

D. make up a lame excuse

[DARKPLANT RISING]

A.

 

The crew lets you go, since you tried to help.

The next day, you wake up and AHH!! ALL THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU ARE DEAD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS THING, WHAT SHOULD I DOOOO *inb4plottwist*

A. Find some way home immidiatly.

B. Do A. after robbing all the goods.

C. Just kill yourself to end this game.

[inteligent12]

B

 

After stealing everything, Garth teleports to the ship to find you there with your pockets full of gold and precious gems. He tells you that Lucien sent a hundred of his men to retrieve the scroll they stole a month ago. When they couldn't find it, they killed the entire crew and then put a spell that brainwashed the captain into working for Lucien. He explains that Lucien wanted the scroll because it would who the third hero is even though it was written 600 years ago. But he says he and everyone else have no idea what Team Rocket was doing here yesterday.

 

Garth asks if you still have it with you.

 

Do you?

 

A. Hand it over

B. Lie

[kevin7653]

a

you hand it over then kick him in the knocking him out then you steal the scroll back

with the money you buy a wealthy house and get every college degree.

What do you do now?

A make a 20 years advanced robotics corp

B help NASA make a super rocket to to a newly discovers planet that may be life sustainable

[inteligent12]

A

 

You accidentally create a robot that goes ballistic and rampages through the building.

 

Do you?

 

A. Run away

B. Plant the time bomb

C. Beat it up with your scroll

[kevin7653]

c

you whip and think why can't this robot just bake a pizza then the robot starts baking a pizza

you've just found a way to control robots with your mind!

 

what do you do with this secret?

A rule the world

B try to forget

[Anbu-of-Sand]

B.

You try to forget it, but this makes the robots forgot everything they know, making them go into their Demo state...to destroy everything in their path. You try to take control of their minds but this does not work.

 

Do you:

A) Fight them off with a ladle

B ) Run off, screaming for help

C) Dance

[---------------]

A

 

You start beating at the robots, when one suddenly grabs the ladle and snaps it in half. As you back away slowly, you slip on a puddle.

 

Doth thou:

A) Crawl away in shear terror

B) Throw water on the robots

C) Piss yourself and beg for forgiveness

[Anbu-of-Sand]

C.

You piss yourself. The liquid runs out of your pants and makes a puddle on the ground, the robots are walking towards, but slips on your urine!

 

What do you do now?

A) Run off, screaming for help

B ) Eat them

C) Dance

[inteligent12]

C

 

You show off your new dance moves that you learned from a paranormal when you were on that pirate ship. But 2 minutes later, the roof on the building disappears, the sky turns green and suddenly, you're dancing summons the Archdemon from the 3rd dimension.

 

[spoiler=The Archdemon]

 

 

Do you?

 

A. Keep dancing and summon the Darkspawn as well

B. RUN!!!

C. Say "I knew that i was a bad dancer, but not this bad"

[---------------]

A.

 

The Darkspawn is summoned as well. They seem to be under your control. You use them to destroy the robots. Now you are bored...

 

Do You:

 

A- Use your summoned beasts to take over the world.

B- Keep the summoned beasts as pets.

C - Send the summoned beasts back to the 3rd Demension

D- Dance Party!

[Phantom M.C.]

D

 

there is a massive earthquake, and exodia rises from the earth. do you:

A. attempt to control him

B. blast exodia with your beasts

C. DANCE

D. Piss your pants

E. go into fetal position

[Anbu-of-Sand]

C.

 

You start dancing like you've never danced before. Sadly, the Summoned Beast have a weird reaction to this, and vanish. Now Exodia is still after you and your Summoned Beast are gone. You try to dance to return them but nothing happens.

 

What now?

A) Sing

B ) Try to fight Exodia on your own

C) Fetal Position

[-Resistance-]

C

You are in a fetal position.Sadly(for you),the Beast doesnt believe you.He lifts his foot to stomp on you.

 

Now?

A)Run away

B)Try to beat it with a stick.

or

C)Climb a tree

[Yoshi Member]

A)

The Beast Chases you.

You keep running,but you find a Sword, lots of crystal balls and a Fortune cookie.

But you think a lot.

Do you:

A) Take the Sword and do the AETHER!

B. Take the Crystal balls and throw them to the beast.

C) KEEP RUNNING!

D) Take the cookie and read your fortune,then RUN!

[-Resistance-]

A)

But then you find out that the sword is fake paper and it's too(and i mean TOO) late to go back.

 

Do you...

A)Scream for help

B)Keep running

C)Try to fight the beast with fake paper sword?

[Yoshi Member]

B.

You keep running.

The beast got tired a bit.You gained time to run even more.

You find a Car.But you do not have the keys.

Do you:

A. Keep Running until you lost the beast.

B. Search the guy who has the keys,then steal the keys.

C. Go to the Ice creams shop,buy an ice cream,then RUN!

[-Resistance-]

C)

I bought the Ice Cream and asked for a job,the manager said "No".So i beat him up,stole his keys,and hijacked his car.=]But then five minutes riding the car the car ran out of fuel.You got five minutes before the beast catches you.What do you do?

 

A)Submit defeat from the beast.

B)Get out and run.

or

C)Try to hijack another car.

[M-Cube]

B.

 

You run to the woods, and you see a really thin, bony guy hitting himself with a stick.

 

He keeps repeating, "The one has returned. The one has returned!" He also keeps hitting himself with a stick.

 

You take care of him until he is healthy, and you learn his name is Osgoodtokankiumnamio McGeraldthewierdestguywhoeverlivedoomungusfooski.

 

Really.

 

You ask him about his crazy chanting, but Om (that's what he wants you to call him) says he can't remember anything.

 

A. Find Lucien and hypnotize the giant beast to do your bidding.

B. Ponder your existance.

C. Take Om and find a weapon store.

[Phantom M.C.]

C

 

the weapon shop is closed. you hear exodia's footsteps growing louder. Do you:

A. smash the windows

B. run

C. find the owner of the shop

D. go get some pizza

[Yoshi Member]

D.

You get pizza.The Beast calm down.He says "MMMM......."

You gained a little time.

Do you:

A. Give the pizza to the beast,and run to the weapons shop

B. Get other pizza

C. Throw the pizza to the beast.