Choose Your Own Adventure

[Phantom M.C.]

C

 

you travel to venice, where you meet ezio and mario, they recognize and start to chase you. do you:

 

A. RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN AND NEVER TURN BACK!!!!!!!!!!

B. Go into fetal position

C. use the awesome power of the papal staff to fight

D. threaten to destroy the papal staff

E. Try to lose them at a corner and dive into the canals.

[M-Cube]

A

 

You run, but you suddenly become very dizzy, and don't know why.

 

A. Keep running.

B. Sit down, and hope it clears up.

C. Eat real Italian Pizza.

[Pokemaniac92711]

C:

You eat the pizza but you are so dizzy you end up throwing the pizza at Oogie Boogie. He gets angry that you knocked his snake and spider pizza out of his hand.

 

Do you:

A: Disquise Yourself As Jack Skellington

B: Disquise Yourself As Specter The Monkey

C: Kick His butt

D: RUN!!!!!!!!

[Phantom M.C.]

C

 

but you are too dizzy to stand up, you fall to the ground and faint as oogie boogie walks towards you. luckily the police come and blast off oogie boogie's head, they take you to the hospital. you wake up in the hospital, finding that you have become a girl again. The doctor tells you that a piece of eden only returns you back to normal for a short amount of time, you need all the pieces in order to turn back permanently. Do you:

 

A. go WTF, forget about it, and live the rest of your life as a girl

B. Track down the remaining pieces.

C. Go after the real Giovanni and the templars

D. Look for ezio and mario

E. become a prostitute to earn some $$$ first

F. Go into fetal position

G. Eat some more pizza

[bakupenguin]

b.

 

once you have found all but one, you get mugged by a polar bear wearing shades and he takes your pieces. do you:

 

A. find him and beat the crap outta him.

B.cry and go home

C.eat a pizza

[supersmashbrawl]

A

 

The polar bear somehows bring a gang of 10 with him do you..

 

A bring out your gun

B run home

C steal the pieces and run?

[Phantom M.C.]

A

 

*Insert sound effects*, all the polar bears are dead, you find that they are actually team rocket members wearing disguises. You find a note on them saying Giovanni has the last piece. You decide to go after them. Do you:

A. Go kill Giovanni and the templars who are now in Egypt

B. Find ezio and mario and beg them to help you

[inteligent12]

A.

 

On your boat ride to Egypt, you are attacked by the Templars who board your ship and search it for you. You see a speedboat that has the keys in it from the deck.

 

Do you?

 

A. Throw a smoke bomb and escape in the speedboat

B. Panic and run in circles

C. Call 911

[Don Shadow]

A. Throw a smoke bomb and escape in the speedboat

 

As you make your escape, a sniper slowly aims for your head from atop a pyramid. you come to a fork in the river.

 

A. take the path to the right

B. take the path to the left

C. look around

D. FLOOR IT!!!!!!

[Βyakuya]

Take a path to the right

 

 

You come across the Nile river and some Nile crocodiles who are hungry what do you do?

 

-Leap over the wide river like a hero and hope to cross over

-Construct a boat and get across

-Jump from crocodile to rock and stuff

-Find another way

[Phantom M.C.]

-Jump from crocodile to rock and stuff

 

You have reached Cairo, capital of Egypt. Do you:

A. Look for giovanni and the templars

B. Become a prostitute to earn some $$$

C. become a Egyptian citizen

D. Sunbathe

E. Go explore the pyramids in order to find ancient weapons to help you fight giovanni

[Βyakuya]

E. Go explore the pyramids in order to find ancient weapons to help you fight giovanni

 

 

You find a pyramid in the distance. How will you get in?

 

-Take a pick and bang the entrance open

-Dig underground and come out from the inside

-Explode it

-Find a secret way around

[Don Shadow]

asplode it.

 

apparently, it worked. you realize that it isn't the entrance, but a treasure chest. you notice that you HAVE an HP meter. what do you do?

 

-open the chest

-check your HP

-look around

[Phantom M.C.]

open the chest

 

you recieve the sword of pharoah Tutankhamun. Stats: +200 atk, durability: 200/200. Special Ability: anyone that is cut by this sword becomes cursed and loses half of his/her atk, def, and max HP. Do you:

 

A. kick giovanni's butt with your new sword

B. look for more equipment

C. go into the pyramid, kill some mummies, and level up

 

your current stats are:

210 atk

10 def

100/100 hp

lvl 1

[M-Cube]

C.

 

You come to a room FILLED with mummies, and they are guarding something. You beat the Kablooie out of 'em, and these are your new stats:

 

295 atk

70 def

108/108 hp

lvl 1

 

You come to a giant tablet, and it says something in hieroglyphics, but for some reason, you can easily read them. They say, "Wait until Ra's high point."

 

A: Try to decipher this.

B: Eat your lunch.

C: Find help.

[Phantom M.C.]

B

 

you eat your lunch, your max hp increases. your stats are:

 

295 atk

70 def

150/150 hp

lvl 1

 

noon (i assume that's ra's high point) arrives, the mummy king awakens, its the first boss. his stats are:

 

300 atk

10 def

200 hp

lvl 3

 

you are at a disadvantage, you must find his weak spot. Do you:

A. kick him in the groin

B. Cut his head off

C. Stab his heart

D. attempt to cut him in half

[Raiza]

A. Kick him in the groin.

 

He falls to floor, writhing in pain. You walk up to him attempting to stab him and finish him off but he was only pretending and beats you to death with your own HP bar. Since you have no HP bar anymore your stats go to and you run out of the pyramid. Suddenly Makarov is right infront of aiming a gun at your head.

 

You then realise that he has a Team Rocket tatoo on his neck, which means he is one of them.

 

Do you:

 

A. Beat him to death with his own HP bar.

 

B. Call him a dirty russian and run.

 

C. Go into fetal position.

 

D. Eat spinach.

[inteligent12]

A

 

After beating up Makarov, you leave the pyramid to find that Team Rocket has sent a rapid fire AC 130 to come destroy you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoQyidELDXo skip to 1:20

 

Do you?

 

A. Grab a riot shield

B. RUN!!!

C. Make the Legendary Birds do something about it

D. Make Lucario do something about it. (No offense intended)

[Raiza]

A. Grab a riot shield.

 

The riot shield reflects all the bullets and destroys it. You have no idea what to do next.

 

Do you:

 

A. Go after Giovanni

 

B. Go after team rocket

 

C. Eat spinach

 

D. Go into fetal position

[M-Cube]

A.

 

You run into the main city of Cairo, through the market. You see an old man on the ground in pain. "Help......" he says. But no one is listening. It's as if he isn't even there...

 

A. Ignore him.

B. Give him food.

C. Train him as your sidekick, and teach him KUNG FU!

[Raiza]

C. you train him as your side kick and become...

[spoiler=.....]

My Kitty Man!

 

 

 

After realising the awsomeness of your My Kitty powers, you ditch your side kick. You have unlimted power, so who or what shall you destroy first?

 

A. Giovanni

 

B. The moon

 

C. Russia

[Phantom M.C.]

A.

 

you guys forgot that you're stll a girl, so you actually became My Kitty Wonder Woman. you go after giovanni to find the last piece of eden in order to turn back into a man again. you reach team rocket's base. it is armed with every weapon known to man, and guarded by hundreds of soldiers and pokemon. Do you:

A. CHARGE!!!!!!

B. try to sneak in

C. RUN AWAY

[Βyakuya]

B

 

 

You find out its a dead end. then some guards come behind you. do you:

 

A-Attack them with your skills

B-Find a way around them

C-Give up

[Raiza]

A. You attack them with your skills.

 

 

You kill them and infiltrate team rockets base, setting the mainframe to self destruct. After seeing the big explosion you barely escape with your life and rest in a hotel for a day. You then decide to kill Giovanni but how?

 

A. Kill him with your supreme My Kitty powers.

 

B. Blow him up.

 

C. Wait until he dies of old age.

[inteligent12]

A

 

Before you can deliver the final blow, you see a very attractive man standing in the distance. You run up to him discovering its only a mirage from the desert. Giovanni escapes but you managed to recover the final Piece of Eden, returning you to normal. After returning to the market three days later, you hear rumors of a strange rock having appeared at the Whirl Islands. A woman in a cloak approaches you and says "We are in need of someone like you in order to stop Lucien. Come with me."

 

Do you?

 

A. Follow the woman.

B. Buy the shiny trinket in the stall next to you.