Choose Your Own Adventure

[Grunt Issun]

Think "aaaah Screw it" And go on a vacation

 

You go to the resturaunt at the resort, run by apes, do you

A. order the mango smothie

B. The bannana smothie

[Pokemaniac92711]

B: Order The Bannana Smothie

Ukki Yellow gets bad you drank the last Bannana Smotie, eat 50 vita-Z bananas and grows to ginormous size. Do you:

A: Smack him with your mechanical throne

B: Make the Pipotrons Kick His Butt

C: Make the other members of the FMF kick his butt

[Lover Bat]

C)

 

you get out of the resterant only to find you have fell into a manhole. you

 

A) panic to get out

B) play in the sewer

C) go into a corner and do the fatal position

[Phantom M.C.]

play in the sewer

 

you meet the tmnt while playing. Do you:

1. Use your more superior alien powers to kick their ninja butts

2. get an autograph

3. cook them to make turtle stew

[Lover Bat]

3.

 

they were fake nmnt. do you:

 

A) choke and die

B) do fatal position

C) give someone a bl*wjob

[Pokemaniac92711]

D: Make up to ukki yellow by giving him the mock turtle soup and get out of the sewers

(You forgot, we're specter the monkey)

Ukki accepts and you are now out of the sewers. The Pumpkin king, Skeeliton Jack greets you. Do You:

A: Call Oggie Boogie to tell him to invade halloween town now.

B: Greet him back

C: Pat him on the back and leave a bomb there

[Phantom M.C.]

C

 

you find that you accidentally left a dimensional warp device instead of a bomb, the device activates and sends you and jack into Kingdom Hearts. Do you

1. get a keyblade and fight the heartless

2. become a heartless

3. Go into fetal position

[ThatPhantomGuy]

Get a Keyblade and fight the Heartless.

 

While in fighting, Winne the Pooh starts a rampage attack towards you!

 

Do you:

1. Screw the rules and enter another dimension?

2. Thrust your Keyblade at Winne the Pooh?

3. Use Jack as a shield?

[Lover Bat]

C)

 

a magical power makes it so c from now on has to do with fatal position. do you:

 

A) say f*ck the rules

B) agree with the rules

C) do fatal position

 

randomness: what does this look like from the side: O)

O)

[Phantom M.C.]

A

 

now C does not have to be fetal position, after fending off winnie the pooh, you meet Organization XIII. Do you:

1. Kick their butts

2. beg to join them

3. I'm outta here. *teleports to different dimension*

[六兆年と一夜物語]

3.

 

You end up on the Alien planet.

 

Do you

 

Regain power

Leave

[Grunt Issun]

1

 

They love you and are at your every command

do you

 

a. abuse your power

2. abuse your power

blue. Help the planet

[Phantom M.C.]

a

 

you abuse your power, you treat everyone like s***, everyone hates you, you are banished back to earth and turned back into a human. do you:

1. idk, *goes to a bar* and get drunk

2. achieve world domination on earth

3. go into fetal position

[inteligent12]

Go to a bar and throw the alcohol at the bartender.

 

You are forcibly constricted into the U.S. Rangers as a result.

 

Do you?

 

A. Follow orders

B. Screw the army and leave

C. Cry

D. Defend Burger Town

[Phantom M.C.]

B

 

after leaving, you meet makarov, he wants recruits you. Do you:

1. stab him with a butter knife

2. follow his orders

3. say no and leave

4. pretend to accept and send important information to the us military (in other words, a spy)

[inteligent12]

Become the spy.

 

You discover that your teleportation spell ended you up in a fusion version of the Real Earth and the Pokemon Earth and discover Makarov is working with Team Rocket.

 

Do you?

 

A. Follow Makarov's orders

B. Join Team Rocket

C. Become Ezio Auditore and assassinate Giovanni with your hidden butter knife

[Phantom M.C.]

C

The assassination fails, Giovanni captures and turns you into an onyx with his new technology, you manage to escape out into the wild. a few days later, you see Ash in the distance. Do you:

1. let him capture you

2. smash Ash until he dies

3. ignore him

[六兆年と一夜物語]

2.

 

Ash wasn't harmed by the attempt, but he died from overexposure to retardedness.

 

Do you

 

Kill Giovanni and return to normal

Wander around

DANCE THRILLER

[Phantom M.C.]

Kill giovanni and return to normal

 

the entire team rocket is after you now. Do you:

1. go into fetal position

2. Stand and fight

3. run away

[六兆年と一夜物語]

3

 

You run and trip, heavily injuring your body, yet surviving. Luckily Team Rocket proclaimed you dead and stopped the hunt. When you wake up, you find yourself with the body of a girl in the hospital.

 

Do you

 

Ask the doctor what happened

Go into fetal position and wait

Explore

[inteligent12]

Ask the doctor.

 

The doctor explains how you passed out next to a mysteriously placed nuclear power plant that caused a chromosomal mutation and explains that the one way to turn you back is to find a piece of eden.

 

But before he tells you where one is, Ezio and his uncle Mario come into the room and kill the doctor. You suddenly remember that you accidentally killed Ezio's father, Giovanni Auditore (OWNED). And that the real Giovanni ran back to Italy and made an alliance with the Templars.

 

Do you?

 

A. Beg for mercy

B. Face Ezio and Mario like a man

C. Escape through the window behind your bed

D. Escape and invade the Vatican City and steal the Papal Staff. A.K.A. the Staff of Eden.

[Phantom M.C.]

nice man, good job, thats a rep for you

 

B

 

you prepare to face ezio and mario like a man, but you quickly realize that you are a girl now, you go into fetal position in the corner. ezio and mario do not recognize you because they do not know you turned into a girl. they leave. Do you:

A. invade the Vatican City and steal the Papal Staff. A.K.A. the Staff of Eden.

B. live the rest of your life as a girl

C. secretly follow ezio and mario

D. go after the real Giovanni and the Templars

[M-Cube]

c.

 

You follow Mario and Ezio all the way to an airport, in which they get tickets for a flight to Italy. You try to follow them on board, but the guard says you can't get in without a ticket. You go to the ticket counter, but the ticket costs $600. You can't afford it, but you wanna catch up with Mario and Ezio.

 

There's a loud announcement. Last call for Flight 206 to Rome. Repeat, last call for 206 to Rome. You have to figure out what to do, and quick.

 

A. Kill the guard and get aboard.

B. Give up.

C. Bribe the guard.

[Phantom M.C.]

c

 

you bribe the guard with your body. the guard dies after a mass nosebleed :D. after arriving in rome. do you:

 

a. continue following ezio and mario

b. invade the Vatican City and steal the Papal Staff. A.K.A. the Staff of Eden.

c. go after the real Giovanni and the Templars

d. become a prostitute to earn some $$$

[inteligent12]

B

 

The theft is successful and you are returned to normal. You discover some information as you escape about the Templars.

 

Do you?

 

A. Go after them

B. Wait and see what they will do

C. Travel to Venice

D. Meet up with Makarov