Choose Your Own Adventure

[Yoshi Member]

C.

You run!

You get off here.You find Luke Skywaker.On the spaceship.

You help destroy the death's star.

Do you:

A. Jump off the spaceship,and do the most epic FALCON PUNCH!

B. Pee your pants.(Then the pee,gets off the spaceship,then falls on the death's star.)

C. DO A BARREL ROLL!

[kevin7653]

Stop continuing with yours you just don't like mine do you:( :angry: :( :angry:

and I explained very well

[Phantom M.C.]

B

 

luke is disgusted by you, he pushes you off the spaceship and takes off. As you are about to die, a meteroid hits you, an unkown substance on it turns you into a mutant with mind control powers. Do you:

A. RULE THE WORLD WITH YOUR NEW POWER!!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!

B. help fight crime and be hailed as a super hero

C. wander through space

D. make other people DANCE with you

[kevin7653]

A

turns out it only works on idiots now with all of earth mad at you teleport to SSBB realm to escape from home.Your next opponent is Tubu and there are no items

 

do you tranform into

A.Ike

B.Marth

[Yoshi Member]

AGAIN WITH TABUU!

B. (Screw Ike)

When you go with Marth,Ike appaears and says: "I fight for my friends." Tabuu uses Off Waves!

*Ike Dies* *Marth does a Sidestep*

Marth says: Dumbass......Do a barrel roll -.-

But suddenly.......

Roy appaears!!!!!!!

And uses teh Fir3 Blast3r!!!!!!!! (lol)

Tabuu dies.....

Now you appaear in halberd with Kirby and Peach (or Zelda),Searching for the missing princess.

You transform into normal....

Do you:

A. DANCE!!!!!!

B. Help searching.

C. Do a barrel roll.

D. Get a cookie.

 

and I explained very well

Note: Fixing your tabuu one.

"After you throw the WTF bomb,a portal appaears to subspace.Mew Grants you to transform.You enter the portal...

It was a trap.You find Tabuu that uses a Spell to do not permite use items.

Mew grants you to transform into.....

Do you?

A. Transform into Ike

B. Transform into Marth"

[kevin7653]

" Thats it.You did not EXPLAIN ALL!

You lie I really don't like you

[Yoshi Member]

Well,you did 2 spam.

-.-

EDIT: Lets stop framing.

+Rep Kevin. :)

[Phantom M.C.]

A

 

your dancing summons GIANT BOWSER!!!!!!! Do you:

A. run for your life

B. throw kirby at him

C. make kirby suck bowser up

D. piss your pants

E. DANCE

[Yoshi Member]

A.

When you run,you did slip and fall.

You see that there is a Purple Smash ball (Negative Smash Ball)

Its says: 0988765314567890opjmugyfdse (Portal of worlds)

And says that:

Soul Calibur, God of War, Resident Evil 4......

Do you:

A. Break the ball

B. Get up

C. Pee your pants and go into fetal position

O.O

[Phantom M.C.]

C

 

peeing your pants. Do you:

A. keep peeing

B. sit up and stare into space

[Yoshi Member]

A.

Giga Bowser says: SH*T!

*Master Hand appaears*

Master Hand: Im Gonna RAPE YOU!!!!

Do you:

A. Pee your pants even more and go into fetal position

B. Let yourself to be raped

C. DANCE!

D. Use teh Trophy stand

[Phantom M.C.]

C

 

your dancing summons crazy hand. Do you:

A. piss x 2

B. fetal position

C. DANCE

[♥ӞŁåƈʁӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ♥]

C

 

You stop dancing.

 

Do you:

 

Scream

Piss your pants

Keep Dancing

[Yoshi Member]

Keep Dancing.

Crazy Hand got furious! He is gonna rape you!

Master Hand want to rape you!

Do you?

A. Do a barrel roll

B. Let yourself to get raped

C. Sing...................Never Gonna Give You Up!

D. Scream

E. Pee your pants

[Phantom M.C.]

C

 

both hands sucker punch you, you go down hard. you wake up hours later in a prison cell. You see a small box beside you. Do you:

A. scream "let me out"

B. open the box

C. fetal position

D. piss on the box

[Yoshi Member]

B.

You are opening the box......

But,you hear Meta Knight coming with Lucario!

Do you:

A. Hide in the box

B. Kill yourself

C. Fetal Position

D. FALCON PUNCH!

E. Do a barrel roll!

[---------------]

B.

 

You commit suicide.

 

End of story.

 

...or is it?

 

You wake up, and you are falling through darkness. You land on a black platform. You take a step forward, and the floor lights up. The floor is a cool looking mosaic thing with a picture of you!

 

Do you:

 

A. s*** yourself? (You're already out of piss)

B. Stare and say "Ooooh, pretty."

C. Look for a way out.

D. Take the big, sparkly key in front of you.

[Yoshi Member]

:( DAMN YOU!

B.

When you stare,you see lunch.

And a Door with a star.

You eat the lunch,and enter the door.

YOU ENTERED VEGETABLE VALLEY! (Kirby's Adventure)

Do you:

A. Piss yourself,Insult,pee your pants,go into fetal position and pee even more.

B. LMAO THE WORLD!

C. This is not vegetable valley........THIS IS SPARTA!

D. Get the warp star and go to Brawl.

[---------------]

B.

 

LULULULULULZZZ.

 

Your laughter has attracted nobodies.

 

What now?

A. Piss out your bladder.

B. Kill them!!!! GRAHH!

C. Say 'Sup, mah peeps?'

D. OMG LEIK RUHN!

[Yasu]

B. *Cackle* *cackle*

 

What do you do with the corpses?

 

A. "Revive them and continue killing them until you get bored"

B. "Revive them and kill torture their loved ones in front their eyes (revive if needed :lol:)"

C. "Give them eternal life, tear them apart~"

D. "ABC combined"

[Makο]

A

 

 

After awhile, you get bored. You walk away, only to find yourself in a bad fanfic of a random anime you have never heard of before. Do you...

 

 

A. WTF?

 

B. Find the author and kill him/her.

 

C. Go along with the fanfic.

 

D. Stop this Choose Your Own Adventure thread, cause its getting stupid.

 

 

 

 

(D is not an option)

[---------------]

B.

 

Author's dead. You control this fanfic now....

 

....

 

OMG A F*CKING N00B IS TROLLING YOU!!!!

 

What do you do?

 

A. Summon Dr. Octa-motherf*ucking-gonapus BLARG!

B. Kill him and quit the fanfic.

C. Grab a ban hammer.

D. Kill him and continue the fanfic.

[Yoshi Member]

C.

You pwn the noob that trolled you.

Amy Rose appaeared,but she wants the Ban hammer back.

Do you?

A. O.O

B. Throw the Ban hammer to Amy Rose

C. Call the Devil Pikachu. (He can give you SEX. lol)

D. Call me and let me sing.......Never Gonna Give You Up!

[Phantom M.C.]

B

 

it hits her in the head, and amy goes down hard. but doctor eggman appears. Do you:

 

A. throw the ban hammer at him

B. laugh at his ridiculous stomach

C. give him a cookie

[Phantom M.C.]

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