Exquisicorpse: A Result

[Dr. Cakey]

This is the product of a game of Exquisicorpse. This is one of the games where you add onto a story one sentence at a time. The difference is that each participant only knows the one preceding sentence. So, here's the result:

 

"The rats devoured the flesh of the half-dead man.

They thought it was chicken.

But it was pork.

Jews can't eat pork, we have a problem.

So they ran their asses to get some beef.

And beef they got...with CHEESE!!!

They were going to be constipated for weeks.

Someone break out the laxatives.

The chocolate kinds are definitely the best.

They make me see the world in a better light.

OH, HOW I LOVE MY NEW EYES!

They're so beautiful, oh the things I can see!

How the flowers come up and bloom.

Oh the sight was beautiful.

The blood dripping from her pale neck was a spectacular sight.

It was so spectacular, in fact, that he knelt down and drank it.

But then he remembered that Joey sucked.

Because Joey was incredibly slow with his responses."

 

Wow. I mean, wow. We're goddamn insane.