{Shaepsnatch+~KG~+Cool People}Cards that make you do things{Bowtie+Klavier+Anyone really.}

[Bringerofcake]

Game within a Game

Normal Spell

Activate only while you are playing in a card shop. The current duel is on pause. Both players buy a premade deck of the same game and play 1 round/duel of that game. The winner of that game is treated as winning 1 Duel in the current Match. If a winner of the Match is declared due to this game, the current Duel ends immediately. Your opponent cannot negate the activation and/or of this card if either player cannot get a refund on their premade deck.

[Brandon Michael Geren]

*Claps at 6 pages*

[Brandon Michael Geren]

Dis is not a necrobamp.

[Brandon Michael Geren]

bump.

 

This thread is lacking posts now.

[Azuh]

Spicy

[Normal Spell]

Look at your opponent, then back at Deck, then back at your opponent, then back to your Deck. You must think that he isn't you, but yet you can smell his lady scented body wash and would wish he would change to Old Spice. You must then look at your hand, then back up. The field becomes "Umi" and your on a boat with the opponent your opponent could smell like. Then look back at your hand, then back at your Deck. Draw 2 cards, in which these two cards become "Oyster Tokens" (Fish-Type/WATER/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0). and if they are sent to the Graveyard, add 1 card from your Deck to your hand that is the card you love. But you must take another look, the "Oyster Tokens" replace themselves with "Diamond Tokens" (Rock-Type/EARTH/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0).. Anything is possible when your opponent smells like Old Spice and not a lady. During the End Phase, ride a horse.

[.Nu-13]

Spicy

[Normal Spell]

Look at your opponent, then back at Deck, then back at your opponent, then back to your Deck. You must think that he isn't you, but yet you can smell his lady scented body wash and would wish he would change to Old Spice. You must then look at your hand, then back up. The field becomes "Umi" and your on a boat with the opponent your opponent could smell like. Then look back at your hand, then back at your Deck. Draw 2 cards, in which these two cards become "Oyster Tokens" (Fish-Type/WATER/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0). and if they are sent to the Graveyard, add 1 card from your Deck to your hand that is the card you love. But you must take another look, the "Oyster Tokens" replace themselves with "Diamond Tokens" (Rock-Type/EARTH/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0).. Anything is possible when your opponent smells like Old Spice and not a lady. During the End Phase, ride a horse.

 

what is this i don't even?

[-Griffin]

Spicy

[Normal Spell]

Look at your opponent, then back at Deck, then back at your opponent, then back to your Deck. You must think that he isn't you, but yet you can smell his lady scented body wash and would wish he would change to Old Spice. You must then look at your hand, then back up. The field becomes "Umi" and your on a boat with the opponent your opponent could smell like. Then look back at your hand, then back at your Deck. Draw 2 cards, in which these two cards become "Oyster Tokens" (Fish-Type/WATER/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0). and if they are sent to the Graveyard, add 1 card from your Deck to your hand that is the card you love. But you must take another look, the "Oyster Tokens" replace themselves with "Diamond Tokens" (Rock-Type/EARTH/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0).. Anything is possible when your opponent smells like Old Spice and not a lady. During the End Phase, ride a horse.

 

This topic has been won.

[Brandon Michael Geren]

That is quite epic. Added.

[Just Crouton]

Jigsaw's Game

Field Spell

During each player's End Phase, both players must give themselves as many paper cuts with one of their cards as possible in 1 minute. The player with less paper cuts takes 1000 damage.

[Brandon Michael Geren]

That's not emo.

 

But it is.

[Brandon Michael Geren]

Hump to the top!

[Brandon Michael Geren]

Hump to the bottom.

[Brandon Michael Geren]

bump

[Brandon Michael Geren]

bump

[Just Crouton]

Bump this Thread Up!

Spell Card

Yell "BUMP!" as loud as possible, then select 1 card from your deck and put it on top of your Deck.

 

 

Cardboard Box Trick

Trap Card

When your opponent summons a monster, grab a cardboard box, and place it on top of your field. Your opponent cannot see your cards.

[Azra The Soulslayer]

its unglued and unhinged from mtg all over again lol

[Brandon Michael Geren]

its unglued and unhinged from mtg all over again lol

wut

[Toffee.]

Alright, so hows this for the current hype?

 

Yet another Six Samurai - Eshnishnshsnsh -DARK-

Lvl7

[Warrior/Effect]

If you control any monster that looks like a samurai, you can Special Summon this card. Konami is really bad at achetype design. So feel free to punch yourself in the face. And while your at it, you can punch the opponent in the fact.

2000 ATK / 1000DEF

 

Sixth Sword - X-Samurai -FIRE-

Lvl2

[Warrior/Effect]

When this card is Summoned, you can burn the opponents deck if its full of samurai cards.

1000ATK / 0DEF

 

Samurai Knife-G - Shein's overpriced butler -EARTH-

Lvl5

[Warrior/Effect]

When this card is Summoned, you can activate 1 "Mass Driver" from any source in which you can find said copy. As long as you control a "Mass Driver", you can Summon this card to your side of the field. The opponent cannot complain how broke this card is, as they obviously aren't cool enough to understand why samurais are meta-worthy.

500ATK / 500DEF

 

Six Samurai X-Saber - Flying Hippo -WIND-

Lvl2

[Warrior/Effect]

The opponent is allowed to slap you for playing such a bogus card. Blame Konami.

0ATK / 0DEF

 

Flying Circus Samurai Dude - Ran Ran Ruuu -LIGHT-

Lvl1

[Warrior/Effect]

You can tribute 1 "Sixth Sword - X-Samurai" to Special Summon this card. The original ATK of this card is increased by the number of burnt samurai cards x1000. If this card declares an attack, and the opponent activates a Spell, Trap, or monster effect, you can flip the table and watch the cards go flying.

0ATK / 1000DEF

[Brandon Michael Geren]

Alright, so hows this for the current hype?

 

Yet another Six Samurai - Eshnishnshsnsh -DARK-

Lvl7

[Warrior/Effect]

If you control any monster that looks like a samurai, you can Special Summon this card. Konami is really bad at achetype design. So feel free to punch yourself in the face. And while your at it, you can punch the opponent in the fact.

2000 ATK / 1000DEF

 

Sixth Sword - X-Samurai -FIRE-

Lvl2

[Warrior/Effect]

When this card is Summoned, you can burn the opponents deck if its full of samurai cards.

1000ATK / 0DEF

 

Samurai Knife-G - Shein's overpriced butler -EARTH-

Lvl5

[Warrior/Effect]

When this card is Summoned, you can activate 1 "Mass Driver" from any source in which you can find said copy. As long as you control a "Mass Driver", you can Summon this card to your side of the field. The opponent cannot complain how broke this card is, as they obviously aren't cool enough to understand why samurais are meta-worthy.

500ATK / 500DEF

 

Six Samurai X-Saber - Flying Hippo -WIND-

Lvl2

[Warrior/Effect]

The opponent is allowed to slap you for playing such a bogus card. Blame Konami.

0ATK / 0DEF

 

Flying Circus Samurai Dude - Ran Ran Ruuu -LIGHT-

Lvl1

[Warrior/Effect]

You can tribute 1 "Sixth Sword - X-Samurai" to Special Summon this card. The original ATK of this card is increased by the number of burnt samurai cards x1000. If this card declares an attack, and the opponent activates a Spell, Trap, or monster effect, you can flip the table and watch the cards go flying.

0ATK / 1000DEF

<3 This is amazing.

[Toffee.]

<3 This is amazing.

Seriously, Konami's logic for card design is:

[Letter]/[Number]AND/OR[Relation to japanese warrior] - [Made-up name] -DARK, LIGHT, or EARTH-

[Level 1, 2, 3, or 4]

[Warrior/Effect](OR Tuner)

[Effect to Special Summon itself without a cost]+[Effect that lets you swam with another archetype-related card]+[effect that screws over the opponent]

1700ATK / 1000DEF

[Brandon Michael Geren]

Seriously, Konami's logic for card design is:

I know, right?

[Brandon Michael Geren]

hump bump