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These are the same guys who once did Airplane!' date=' right? What happened to them? What went so horribly wrong?

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They're not. I have no idea where you got that idea.

 

I half-remembered hearing it from somewhere. Checking Wikipedia, it seems that one of the Airplane! guys did Scary Movie 3 & 4 and Superhero Movie, and another also did Scary Movie 4 - but they didn't do Disaster Movie. I guess I heard they did some of that stuff and assumed that all the Movie Movies were made by the same people.

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I'm sorry I have to state my opinion.

I apologize to whoever it angers or upsets.

 

I think this movie is the dumbest thing ever.

It says from the guys who couldn't sit through one more vampire movie.

If you watch the preview it is very clear the only vampire movie they make fun of is ...THE TWILIGHT SAGA.

Since when is TWILIGHT the only vampire movie???

& I'm sorry as bad as twilight is, how can you be tired of vampires movies if you have clearly only seen one?

This whole thing truly angers me.

It is discusting to me to think that those books have ruined everything including the already sucky beyond all reason "SPOOF MOVIES."

As an more then avid twilight saga and lady gaga hater, you think I would watch this preview and laugh.

But no...I find it insulting that people can make a spoof movie about vampires and only include twilight.

I'm sorry but twilight is not true vampires.

they are stupid little tweens and old ladies w** dreams.

NOTHING about them is in the true vampire spirt and I will not even start on the rest of my rants about why I hate twilight.

Also in this preview they make fun of alice in wonderland...uh.

Alice in wonderland is amazing and I'm sorry but they deserve more respect then to be made fun of in a stupid spoof movie about twilight loving idiots

Oh and poor dog...have to be in a movie just to play jacobs transformation form...EW.

Why couldn't they just leave the poor dog alone.

That is animal cruelty on it's own.

V_V

I'm glad someone is making fun of twilight and lady gaga...not alice in wonderland or a poor dog.

Although, I do not think twilight even deserves that much time or attention from anyone!..even to make fun of it or burn the merch, books and movies. as fun as it sounds.

BUT HONESTLY DON'T CALL IT "VAMPIRES SUCK".

Because twilight will never be vampires or werewolves and much as they try.

They do not deserve to call this movie vampires suck.

It should be called twilight sucks.

THEE END

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It's apparently going to be making fun of other vampire films' date=' but since Twilight is the biggest one around, it's mostly parodying that.

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Twilight is the biggest one right now...sadly.

But there are a million vampire movies bigger and more important and imflential then twilight.

so, lets hope they acutally do include some other vampire films

even though i don't think they deserve to be mocked or punished by appearing in the same spoof movie and people making fun of twilight. :P

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Scary Movie included elements of a lot of horror movies, but the main plot was related to Scream. This one can be more about Twilight but include a rockstar vampire, a half-vampire vampire killer with a sword, a werepire, or even a vampire that is a shapeshifter that can turn into bats, fog or wathever but prefers to crawl down the walls of his castle...

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I hope I get to see Nosferatu smack Edward around for a while.

 

HA HA HA! ^_^

Scary Movie included elements of a lot of horror movies' date=' but the main plot was related to Scream. This one can be more about Twilight but include a rockstar vampire, a half-vampire vampire killer with a sword, a werepire, or even a vampire that is a shapeshifter that can turn into bats, fog or wathever but prefers to crawl down the walls of his castle...

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:P Nice

I still don't want to see it, but it is a little comforting to know it won't be ALL about twilight.

...a little. :P

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I hope I get to see Nosferatu smack Edward around for a while.

 

HA HA HA! ^_^

Scary Movie included elements of a lot of horror movies' date=' but the main plot was related to Scream. This one can be more about Twilight but include a rockstar vampire, a half-vampire vampire killer with a sword, a werepire, or even a vampire that is a shapeshifter that can turn into bats, fog or wathever but prefers to crawl down the walls of his castle...

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:P Nice

I still don't want to see it, but it is a little comforting to know it won't be ALL about twilight.

...a little. :P

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I hope I get to see Nosferatu smack Edward around for a while.

 

HA HA HA! ^_^

Scary Movie included elements of a lot of horror movies' date=' but the main plot was related to Scream. This one can be more about Twilight but include a rockstar vampire, a half-vampire vampire killer with a sword, a werepire, or even a vampire that is a shapeshifter that can turn into bats, fog or wathever but prefers to crawl down the walls of his castle...

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:P Nice

I still don't want to see it, but it is a little comforting to know it won't be ALL about twilight.

...a little. :P

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Yep' date=' the guys who did Disaster Movie and all those other abominations are back.[/b']

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38LMVNzqKtI&playnext_from=TL&videos=xSns5HmGb7E

 

Still looks dumb, but I have to give them credit for trying to be more focused than Disaster Movie.

 

I can't see the video no more, but if the bolded part is true, then nononononono.

 

Either way, I'd prefer Twilight for Men. :D

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Yep' date=' the guys who did Disaster Movie and all those other abominations are back.[/b']

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38LMVNzqKtI&playnext_from=TL&videos=xSns5HmGb7E

 

Still looks dumb, but I have to give them credit for trying to be more focused than Disaster Movie.

 

I can't see the video no more, but if the bolded part is true, then nononononono.

 

Either way, I'd prefer Twilight for Men. :D

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Yep' date=' the guys who did Disaster Movie and all those other abominations are back.[/b']

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38LMVNzqKtI&playnext_from=TL&videos=xSns5HmGb7E

 

Still looks dumb, but I have to give them credit for trying to be more focused than Disaster Movie.

 

I can't see the video no more, but if the bolded part is true, then nononononono.

 

Either way, I'd prefer Twilight for Men. :D

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