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Viimeinen klubi kuoli, joten olen päättänyt tehdä tämä. Et liittyä meitä neuvoston kuoleman, ja aiot nauttia siitä. Täällä kuoleman neuvoston keskustelemme mitään Pokemon uskonto. Toivottavasti viihdyt täällä neuvostossa. Kunnes kuolema meidät erottaa...

 

My last club died, so I've decided to make this one. You will join us in our council of death, and you're going to enjoy it. Here in death's council, we discuss anything from Pokemon to Religion. I hope you enjoy your stay here in the council. Till death do us part...hehehe.

 

[spoiler=[b]Asetukset[/b]]

Guidelines

YCM rules apply.

DO NOT DELETE POSTS.

 

[spoiler=[b]Pakkoluovutus[/b]]

Requisition/Application

Do you fear death?

 

Yes, that's the application. :3

 

[spoiler=[b]Neuvoston Jäsenet[/b]]

Council Members

 

Johtaja (Leader)

Eury

 

Virkailijat (Officers)

Same thing as a Mod.

Jäsenet (Members)

Nexev

Godot

۞Ulquiorra Schiffer۞

Twig

 

 

 

[spoiler=[b]Kumppanit[/b]]

Affiliates

The Mushroom Kingdom

 

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I do not fear death of the soul' date=' only the death of my use.

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You are worthy. Welcome.

 

Not necessarily' date=' no. I kind of don't fear death.

 

Can I haz join nao?

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Welcome, good sir.

 

Is this language like Romanian?

 

Do you fear death?

 

25% of the time. Otherwise I'm fine

 

Also welcome back Eury

 

Finnish actually. Welcome to the council. And thank you. :3

 

Do I fear death? In Soviet Russia' date=' death fears me.

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Welcome, o worthy turtle.

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What the hell are you talking about.

 

We did nothin but funking apps so far?

 

Are you high or something.

 

Geez this club seems to be about death and use sinsister words, no problems... Oh but now that I joined this place is scary with it's nothing actually happening.

 

 

>.>

 

Since religion is a topic, lets discuss Stuffism, my religon I made at camp.

 

Who want's to be a duckspeaker?

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Stuffism? And what sort of holy beliefs?

 

Stuffism is a new religeon that kicks ass. The original bible for the religeon is the (printed) Urban Dictionary however a new bible will be written sometime this year.

 

Stuffism is based on the idea of Cornholio of Nicaragua (near lake titycocka). Cornholio was a prophet who sacrificed his bunghole for everyone. Heaven is Japan and hell is Canermany -a mix of canada and germany- the holy land is Florida and is the best country ever. Stuffism believes in jesus but he is not the son of god.

 

Sins include:

 

1) Taking a dookie in the urinal

2) Eating Spaghetti

3) Gassing yourself

4) Being canadian

 

The religeon is ideal for dumathes and fart knockers but anyone can believe in stuffism. Anyone who follows Stuffism is called a turd. The Stuffist bible will be known as the III testicle.

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Stuffism has 5 principles in it's divine mission to achive perfection in these areas.

 

1. Sports

2. Sleep

3. Video games

4. Food

5. TV

 

Sports consist of anything outdoors, Video games include computers and etc.

 

These are the greatest principles of america and run our life.

 

The group is lead by me, the Funky Moses. Underme are the Jesus in Chiefs of the 5 diciplines.

 

Under that is the Vice Jesus, their second in commands, and under that are a bunch of ranks ending with Duckspeaker, the preachers of random babble.

 

One of our many laws and the most sacred is the right to procrastinate, this makes the other laws more of guidelines, like the Pirate Code.

 

 

That said, you can always parley, but the "I don't feel like it clause" of 1996 makes this a privilege that can be ignored.

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Stuffism? And what sort of holy beliefs?

 

Stuffism is a new religeon that kicks ass. The original bible for the religeon is the (printed) Urban Dictionary however a new bible will be written sometime this year.

 

Stuffism is based on the idea of Cornholio of Nicaragua (near lake titycocka). Cornholio was a prophet who sacrificed his bunghole for everyone. Heaven is Japan and hell is Canermany -a mix of canada and germany- the holy land is Florida and is the best country ever. Stuffism believes in jesus but he is not the son of god.

 

Sins include:

 

1) Taking a dookie in the urinal

2) Eating Spaghetti

3) Gassing yourself

4) Being canadian

 

The religeon is ideal for dumathes and fart knockers but anyone can believe in stuffism. Anyone who follows Stuffism is called a turd. The Stuffist bible will be known as the III testicle.

 

0_0........................

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Wait someone else made a stuffism before me?

 

DAMNIT!

 

Oh well' date=' I got kicked out from some retarded loophole anyway.

 

Now to make Flanism, which is stuffism but the one I said and not urban dictionary's.

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Oh, so that isn't the Stuffism you were thinking of? Good. Now I can eat my spaghetti.

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I love spagetti.

 

I made the religion myself at the camp I was gone at' date=' I was making it up at the top of my head, hence it's name.

 

But now it's Nexism cause why not?

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Awesome name is awesome.

 

I want to be a Jesus in Chief.

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