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Why would 0-Chill let someone marry as down low as Eury marry his daughter? It isn't right, it really isn't.

 

And of course, the town gossip dictates that I'm in a relationship with somebody. No, not a personal affectionate relationship, but rather a business relationship.

 

Details at 11!

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Why would 0-Chill let someone marry as down low as Eury marry his daughter? It isn't right, it really isn't.

 

And of course, the town gossip dictates that I'm in a relationship with somebody. No, not a personal affectionate relationship, but rather a business relationship.

 

Details at 11!

 

OH... IT'S 11 NOW. TIME TO WATCH THE NEWS.

 

I'm turning this into a fan-fiction for no reason what-so-ever, and it'll never be seen by anyone but me.

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Yeah, well screw you. Damn Facebook.

 

So, it is time for the 11 o'clock news.

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Hello, my name is Joanne Fischer, and we have shocking new details on the investigation of Dark's supposed "business" affairs. Live in General is my co-host Jane, with her live interview.

 

Dark, tell me, what business relations are you having, and with who?

 

Shut the hell up, you are a moron, and I hope you all die in a fire. You decrease the average IQ of humanity, and it's low enough.

 

Ooh, a bit of a touchy topic. We have inside evidence that you are currently taking part in a project. Would you care to explain?

 

No, I don't talk with retards like you. Maybe if someone with an IQ of more than negative thirteen asked me, I'd give a legitimate answer. The problem is, if I gave you a legitimate answer, your idiotic brain wouldn't have the capacity to comprehend it.

 

Can you answer a goddamn question?!

 

Yes. There, I answered your question. Now shut the hell up and go duck a sick, you moronic Sarah Palin-esque blonde piece of crap.

 

Back to you, Joanne! =D

 

 

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Why would 0-Chill let someone marry as down low as Eury marry his daughter? It isn't right, it really isn't.

 

And of course, the town gossip dictates that I'm in a relationship with somebody. No, not a personal affectionate relationship, but rather a business relationship.

 

Details at 11!

 

Heyheyhey-

Wait, what did you say? o_o

 

Ahem. A business relationship, huh...

... with lots of "transactions", amirite.

 

@Dane - I get to see it too. >:

 

EDIT - A PROJECT?

INTEREST.

I HAVE.

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Yeah, well screw you. Damn Facebook.So, it is time for the 11 o'clock news.---Hello, my name is Joanne Fischer, and we have shocking new details on the investigation of Dark's supposed "business" affairs. Live in General is my co-host Jane, with her live interview.Dark, tell me, what business relations are you having, and with who?Shut the hell up, you are a moron, and I hope you all die in a fire. You decrease the average IQ of humanity, and it's low enough.Ooh, a bit of a touchy topic. We have inside evidence that you are currently taking part in a project. Would you care to explain?No, I don't talk with retards like you. Maybe if someone with an IQ of more than negative thirteen asked me, I'd give a legitimate answer. The problem is, if I gave you a legitimate answer, your idiotic brain wouldn't have the capacity to comprehend it.Can you answer a goddamn question?!Yes. There, I answered your question. Now shut the hell up and go duck a sick, you moronic Sarah Palin-esque blonde piece of crap.Back to you, Joanne! =D

 

Well that wasn't breaking news at all... D:

 

@Dane - I get to see it too. >:

 

Why would you want to see it?

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Heyheyhey-

Wait, what did you say? o_o

 

Ahem. A business relationship, huh...

... with lots of "transactions", amirite.

 

@Dane - I get to see it too. >:

 

EDIT - A PROJECT?

INTEREST.

I HAVE.

 

Yeah, you heard me right. Or rather, you read it correctly. I should know; I recently killed the priest that married you two.

 

No, moreso a business deal with... four transactions.

 

And yes, a "project".

 

Well that wasn't breaking news at all... D:

 

 

 

Why would you want to see it?

 

Breaking news! The fanbase is not happy with our interview.

 

In our recent efforts to track down Dark, we found him at a local billiards club. Upon questioning, he slapped our reporters in the face and told us we were worthless pieces of... you get the point.

 

But we did get one piece of information out of him:

 

If you want to know what is really going down, you have to look deep, way past the eye.

 

...yes, you morons. That was a cryptic clue. Go crazy.

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Breaking news! The fanbase is not happy with our interview.

 

In our recent efforts to track down Dark, we found him at a local billiards club. Upon questioning, he slapped our reporters in the face and told us we were worthless pieces of... you get the point.

 

But we did get one piece of information out of him:

 

If you want to know what is really going down, you have to look deep, way past the eye.

 

...yes, you morons. That was a cryptic clue. Go crazy.

 

This Eleven o'clock news is terrible. They need to stalk him more.

 

LOTS. OF. STALKING.

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This Eleven o'clock news is terrible. They need to stalk him more.

 

LOTS. OF. STALKING.

 

This just in! Saint Dane thinks our eleven o'clock news is terrible. We must fix it!

 

This time, we tracked down one of Dark's associates and questioned her. Oh, we also captured Dark, took him hostage, and put a gun to his head.

 

Now Clair, we have this Dark fellow here and he is about to be shot. Tell us everything about the goddamn project lest we shoot him.

 

And she answered... __________.

 

(Yes, I am really this bored. <___<)

 

We just have word that Dark has a piano recital tomorrow and will be practicing for a hour and subsequently going to sleep.

 

We caught his last statement before he logged off:

 

G'night, all.

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Yeah, you heard me right. Or rather, you read it correctly. I should know; I recently killed the priest that married you two.

 

No, moreso a business deal with... four transactions.

 

And yes, a "project".

 

What? D:

 

Daaaark, that's really low.

Daddy 0-Chill is going to Hadouken your ass. D<

 

This just in! Saint Dane thinks our eleven o'clock news is terrible. We must fix it!

 

This time, we tracked down one of Dark's associates and questioned her. Oh, we also captured Dark, took him hostage, and put a gun to his head.

 

Now Clair, we have this Dark fellow here and he is about to be shot. Tell us everything about the goddamn project lest we shoot him.

 

And she answered... __________.

 

(Yes, I am really this bored. <___<)

 

We just have word that Dark has a piano recital tomorrow and will be practicing for a hour and subsequently going to sleep.

 

We caught his last statement before he logged off:

 

G'night, all.

 

"It is a project of the utmost secrecy, but I can guarantee that it will change the world and humanity's future."

 

Wait, what songs are you playing?

Good luck. :D

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I'm Clair's bro, that's all I know. We established it in the Powerforce, while playing around with GX, of course.

 

Atticus. <3

 

No. I rule Halla. You can have Eelong. Unless Clair still has it.

 

Replace fanfic with DRAMA. Add murders and random people being related, and there you have it.

 

Fusion can have Third Earth.

That place is sweet.

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Fusion can have Third Earth.That place is sweet.

 

NO. I'll give him Denduron.

 

Aw, no Third Earth D:Or Cloral?Meh, I'll make do with...wait I have nothing.*wallows in shame*My guess is I'll be an expositionary character that dies at the end of the prologue/first chapter, effectively kicking off the suspense and heightening the drama, amirite?EDIT: YES THIRD EARTH!TO THE LIBRARY!

 

Look above.

 

No. That's someone else. Sorry. D:

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