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Clair

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It's not true. Mario Golf Toadstool Tour?And the ghost Shy Guys in Luigi's Mansion?But in Strikers Charged and s*** when he's happy the mask "smiles"....f***ing Miyamoto.

 

Oh, you know Miyamoto just wants to play with you. D:

 

I think there are some instances in which Shy Guy's mask falls off and he immediately covers his face.I guess it's one of the mysteries of life. ><

 

...

 

I hate this mystery.

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Username: Fly Guy

 

Favorite Mario Game: Super Mario Bros 2.

 

You get to hurl vegetables. ^^

 

Favorite Mario Character: Rosalina

 

Why you want to join: I like Mario, and this is a Mario club.

 

Impress me with your Mario knowledge here: You think Mario Bros 2 is a dream? It’s not. Everything else is. Mario thinks he knows everything, so the crazy god of Nintendo logic decided to mess around with him. Mario has been asleep his entire career, except for his adventures in the land of Subcon. That’s why Mario never gets his cake on screen.

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Username: Fly Guy

 

Favorite Mario Game: Super Mario Bros 2.

 

You get to hurl vegetables. ^^

 

Favorite Mario Character: Rosalina

 

Why you want to join: I like Mario, and this is a Mario club.

 

Impress me with your Mario knowledge here: You think Mario Bros 2 is a dream? It’s not. Everything else is. Mario thinks he knows everything, so the crazy god of Nintendo logic decided to mess around with him. Mario has been asleep his entire career, except for his adventures in the land of Subcon. That’s why Mario never gets his cake on screen.

 

This is probably the first time I'm going to use my powers here since the original thread.

 

Accepted. By me.

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This is probably the first time I'm going to use my powers here since the original thread.

 

Accepted. By me. <3

 

You don't get to accept people.

 

You're in Mushroom Exile or something, because you've been gone far too long. D':

 

Yay.~

 

Thank you Cherry. <3

 

LEGIT ACCEPTANCE, FLY GUY

 

The dream was a dream? *Head explodes*

Shy Guy has a face? *Head explodes*

Birdo is a guy? *Head explodes*

Peach was born from a mushroom? *Head explodes*

Bowser gave birth to Bowser Jr? *Head explodes*

Mario is on drugs? *Head explodes*

 

TWIG

STOP MAKING PEOPLE'S HEADS EXPLODE WITH MARIO MYSTERY

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CHERRY. I AM NOW DISAPPOINT.

 

THANK YOU CLAIR. <3

 

YOU'RE WELCOME, FLY GUY

 

WELL I HAX.

SO, LEGIT ACCEPTANCE WAS ALREADY GIVEN.

 

YOU DO NOT.

GO BACK TO CASTLE #1.

 

*Continues to press button*

 

I CAN'T STOP!

 

Wario is Mario's dad? *10 heads explode*

 

Wait.

 

Wario is Ma-

 

*head starts splitting open*

 

Oh no...

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ARGH.

FINE.

BUT I'LL BE BACK.

 

*sends a horde of Amazy Dayzees to guard the Castle*

 

Daisy is- *gets stabbed and dies*

 

In other news, the discovery of Mario Mysteries has killed over nine thousand people.

 

*sews head back together*

 

Daisy is what?

 

I LIVE ON THE EDGE CAUSE I WANNA LEARN.

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*sews head back together*

 

Daisy is what?

 

I LIVE ON THE EDGE CAUSE I WANNA LEARN.

 

Daisy is- *shot*

 

In the distant future...

 

"Scientific research has confirmed that a mystery cannot make a person's head explode, so Twig, the person who discovered the mysteries, is not responsible for the 9001 deaths. Investigators believe that anyone who found out about the mysteries was killed by someone trying to keep it a secret. This theory didn't see surface until Twig was found dead with a bullet in his head. Investigators found a note inside the bullet that said "The world will never know." One person couldn't have killed 9001 by himself/herself, so the police has made a list of suspects.

 

Mario

Shy Guy

Daisy

Mr. Owl

Saint Dane

 

And finally, Caeda."

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Daisy is- *shot*

 

In the distant future...

 

"Scientific research has confirmed that a mystery cannot make a person's head explode, so Twig, the person who discovered the mysteries, is not responsible for the 9001 deaths. Investigators believe that anyone who found out about the mysteries was killed by someone trying to keep it a secret. This theory didn't see surface until Twig was found dead with a bullet in his head. Investigators found a note inside the bullet that said "The world will never know." One person couldn't have killed 9001 by himself/herself, so the police has made a list of suspects.

 

Mario

Shy Guy

Daisy

Mr. Owl

Saint Dane

 

And finally, Caeda."

 

I bet it was Shy Guy.

 

Also, I'm thinking of bringing back that Mysterious Fortress game I made back in July.

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...

*Goes off to learn Showstopper again*

 

THAT DOESN'T KILL EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW.

 

Daisy is- *shot*

 

In the distant future...

 

"Scientific research has confirmed that a mystery cannot make a person's head explode, so Twig, the person who discovered the mysteries, is not responsible for the 9001 deaths. Investigators believe that anyone who found out about the mysteries was killed by someone trying to keep it a secret. This theory didn't see surface until Twig was found dead with a bullet in his head. Investigators found a note inside the bullet that said "The world will never know." One person couldn't have killed 9001 by himself/herself, so the police has made a list of suspects.

 

Mario

Shy Guy

Daisy

Mr. Owl

Saint Dane

 

And finally, Caeda."

 

Caeda and Mario obviously came up with this horrendous plot.

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