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The Mushroom Kingdom


Clair

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EDIT: WHAT IS THIS.

 

He lies, I told him to join my club when he first joined and he did join it.

 

He b****es on how the tutorial was "boring".

 

You needed a member, and I was bored.

 

I'm not bored now.

 

And that tutorial was boring, and I couldn't get into the game. I was sitting there for too long trying to enjoy it, it didn't work.

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It's the f***ing tut of the first game.

 

Of course it'll be slow. The second game's Tut is far better. But aside from that, why would you judge a game on a Tut?

 

Wind Waker's Tut bored me. Majora's Tut bored me. Ocarina's Tut REALLY bored me. Yet I still played and beat the games, no?

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It's the f***ing tut of the first game.

 

Of course it'll be slow. The second game's Tut is far better. But aside from that, why would you judge a game on a Tut?

 

Wind Waker's Tut bored me. Majora's Tut bored me. Ocarina's Tut REALLY bored me. Yet I still played and beat the games, no?

 

I don't care. It bored me, I couldn't get into it, and it didn't impress me. It didn't make me want to play more, and that's what I look at when I first play a game.

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If Dane doesn't enjoy the game, he doesn't enjoy it.Good lord.

 

Thank you.

 

@Dane: I know that, but judging it on a tut seems a little like...poor judgement. Not trying to get annoying though.

 

I got to where it explained the battle system. I didn't like it. I turned it off. I was done. It didn't seem to work for me.

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1. Yeaaaa. Why do you think Innocent Koopas and Goombas run away from Mario and Luigi when either of them has Star?

2. How about unbelievable riches?

3. idungetit. I take many things literally.

4. Play Yoshi's Island DS to know who he is. Nintendo originally planned for him to be a Giant Shy Guy, but replaced him with a Statue.

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Random stuff eh?

Are mushrooms, fire flowers, and other power-ups basically the drugs of the Mushroom Kingdom?

Have the Mario Bros ever porked the princess?

Will Bowser ever get that sand out of his vagina?

Who is Shy Guy's real father?

I don't the answers to these questions, do YOU?

 

Mushrooms - Shrooms

Fire Flowers - Inhalants (Pot)

Raccoon Leaves - Moar Pot

Stars - LSD

 

Silly Fusion. The Mario Brothers obviously are happy with the occassional kiss and free meatballs.

 

Very carefully, yes.

 

Luke Skywalker.

 

Obviously. <3

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