DA TALE OF RANBOW DAK DRGON!

[WithTheWind]

Note: This fanfic isn't meant to be serious. [/obvious]

 

[spoiler= Chapter 1 ]

It was a beautiful day in the park. Turtle Birds were swimming, Mokey Mokeys playing chess, but in the nearby distance was Rainbow Dark Dragon getting a foreclosure on his house.

 

Rainbow Dark Dragon wuz on the phone. "There's no more cash in the bank account? Why not? ... What'd you say? I.. I can't hear you. Honey, I still can't he- TALK LOUDER YOU DUMB B***H!" He then raeg quit. "UGH! This unconvenient act of events suddenly happening makes me want to go strangle some children."

 

"MAH BOY, WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY???????" Said Officer Trudge.

 

"Oh, nothing officer, absolutely nothing. He he." Said Rainbow Dark Dragon.

 

"YUR NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE, NOT UNTIL I DEFEAT YOU IN A CHILDRENS CARD GAME!" Screamed Trudge.

 

Rainbow Dark Dragon muttered, "... Alright, just let me get my deck. I left it... somewhere far away from here."

 

"DO YOU THINK I'M THAT STUPID?" Yelled Trudge.

 

"Actually, I do," said Rainbow Dark Dragon. "I mean, you talk in all caps. Who does that? Seriously. You seem like an absolute idiot to the readers."

 

Well who would read this piece of crap anyway? Thinks the high patrol officer. Maybe Crab Helmet would...

 

"So... yeah..."

 

"..."

 

Rainbow Dark Dragon said, "What were we talking about?"

 

"I WAZ SUMMONIN' MY DARK MAGICIAN IN ATTACK MODEZ! NOW, DARK MAGIC ATTAK!" Yelled Trudge.

 

"OH NOOOOOOO *Head spins* I USE MAH MIRROR FORCE TO DESTROY YOUR DARK MAGICIAN."

 

"WELL I USE MY SEVEN TOOLS OF THE BANDIT TO NEGATE THAT!"

 

"THEN I USE MAH COUNTER-COUNTER!"

 

"NOT IF I USE MAH COUNTER-COUNTER!"

 

"COUNTER-COUNTER!"

 

"COUNTER-COUNTER!"

 

"COUNTER-COUNTER!"

 

"COUNTER-COUNTER!"

 

"COUNTER-COUNTER!"

 

"COUNTER-COUNTER!"

 

"kthxbai."

 

"Drive safely!"

 

THE END

 

 

[spoiler=Chapter 2]

Note: Rainbow Dark Dragon is now abbreviated as RDD.

 

It wuz the next morning, and RDD was turbo dueling on the highway.

 

"HAHAHAHA, Yugimonz is so fun! It makes me want to merge lanes without looking!" Said RDD.

 

RDD's motorbikethingy then swerved to the left, crashing into a Prius, causing it to explode into tiny little pieces of scrap metal.

 

"HAHAHAHA, THE DRIVER SO DESERVED THAT!"

 

"RDD, weren't we in the middle of a duel?" Asked Shapesnatch.

 

"OH, YAH, I FORGOT, MAN. I DRAW!"

 

[RDD: 3400 LP] [shapesnatch: 8000 LP]

 

"I summon D*ckfor in attack mode!" Yelled RDD.

 

Shapesnatch questioned, "What's a 'D*ckfor'?"

 

"HAHAHAHA, YOU SAID WHAT'S A D*CK FOR!"

 

"..."

 

"Actually, I drew all 5 pieces of Darkly Big Rabbi, so I win your soul." said RDD.

 

"F**k."

 

Shapesnatch's soul flew out of him and into the mouth of RDD. Of course, now there was nobody driving his motorcycle, so it suddenly stopped and killed 46 pedestrians caused because of car accidents.

 

"TAKE THAT, COMMUNIST! You know, now that I think about it, why am I driving a turboduelingsupervehicle anyway? Boy, the writer of this FanFic sure is an idiot..."

 

"Hey! For that remark I'll end this chapter early! What now, B***H!"Typed Midnight_Loner.

 

"Well I th-"

 

THE END

 

[Twig]

Script format isn't allowed. Change it, or Rinne will eat you lock it.

[Guest Supreme Gamesmaster]

Reminds me of "We're in Hyrule, Stupid!" and related works.

 

...it really reminds me of "We're in Hyrule, Stupid!" and related works.

 

...are you sure you're not Nagami Cabasa or whatever her name is now?

 

...no, really, stretch this out a bit and you have "We're in Termina, Baka!"

 

(That's a good thing, by the way.)

[Guest Supreme Gamesmaster]

nagami cabasa's page

 

They're actually quite funny, and they're rather popular; they have over 500 reviews together, and probably untold numbers of views.

[WithTheWind]

Chapter 2 finished. Enjoy :D

[bury the year]

Script format's banned, and so are you. LOCKED.