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This is my portrail of the worlds worst fanfic, dont forget, its meant to be bad, so criticise it as much as you want, its supposed to be so bad that its funny.

 

[spoiler=chptr one: the first dool]

Today we join hour hero, Mary yue, A dueling prodigy, ever since she was 4, she had never lost a single duel. Now she must enrol in duell academe, because she is 15. She is running down the strt because she is in a hurry to get to her exams, "Alright, Ive got my deck, Ive got my game face on, and I'm ready to ace the entrance exsam." Mary said to herself as she rushed down the street, pushing random people aside because she was in such a hurry. When she came to the entrance and went inside, she saw a big duel arena that had a bunch of seats, so she decided to take a seat, she had already sent in her application by mail, so they knew she was comming, suddenly a voice came over the speaker "Mary yue, please report to duel field number 7" The voice said. She got number seven because its a lucky number. She went down to the duel field and saw her procter "Get ready for the beating of a lifetime kid" The procter said, all procters werr this mean, becuase these duels R serious, the procters have the best decks, ever. "Dont worry, your the one who should be ready" Mary said smartly. "Now grab a duel disk and lets get started" the procter commanded, but then Mary took out a differant duel disk "I dont need to, I have my own" She said, the dueldisk was Blue, and had pink card holders, it looked like the battle city ones, just with the differant colors. "Now I'll start off, I DRAW" Mary said as she drew her first card, "First I summon Fire angel, In attack mode (ATK:2000/DEF:0) Then I activate Trap booster, and Ultimate offering, so then I can give up 500 Life points, in order to summon healing angel (ATKP:1400/Def/700) and her effect is, when ever a monster is summoned, I gain 500 Life points, and when ever I attack, I gain another 500 Life points, next I activate, swift birding attack, so for each winged beast monster on my feild, you take 600 points of damage, then I place a face down card, ending my turn" Mary said, doing all these things, ever so elegently.

Mary yue: 8000

Procter: 6800

"Okay, I summon indomitable fighter lei lei, in ATK mode" The procter said, "WRONG, I activate, angel takeover, meaning, when ever you summon a monster, I can summon an angel with equal or less ATK points, and I choose, angel theif, and when shes special summoned to the field, I can take control of one of your monsters, and I choose, lei lei." Mary said, then the angel swooped down and stoll Lei Lei, bringing him over to marys side, after all this, mary flipped her brown hair, and stared darkly into the procters eyes with her deep blue ones. The procter ended his turn. "now I draw, and I summon, cannon angel, (1000 ATK/ 1000 DEF) and sacrafice, alll my monsters, in order to deal damage equal to their total attk points to YOU!!" Mary said, in a menecing voice, all the sudden, all the monsters on her field went into the cannon, and shot a cannon ball of light at the procter

Procter: 6800 - 6900 = -100

Mary yue: 9000

There was a huge explosion, and the procter cried out in pain. "that was easy." Mary exclaimed, then walked up to get her obolisk blu outfit

 

 

[spoiler=chptr 2: isnt she amazing]

Mary, who will from now on be called wyn awl, due to a name change, was on her plane to duel academy island, talking to her best friend, because shes so awsome that she already has one "So anyway, I said ATTACK HIM DIRRECTLY, and thats how I won my eighty second duel at the age of 6." Wyn explained. "Thats really nice, but dont you think its a little weird that you win all of your duels?" her friend Mike Leroy, asked, "Nah, I'm a dueling prodigy, theres no way in the entire universe that I would ever lose a single duel ever...that was definitly not foreshadowing" Wyn announced. A voice came over the speaker "Attention duelists, my hair is landing the plane on your home away from home" The voice that was eiraly familiar from season 1 of the original series said. then the plane landed. Wyn got off and walked twords the new school, on the way, she bumped into some random guy from slifer red, "Your going to pay for that" He shouted at her, she just kept walking because shes so cool. Throught the day she had a bunch of classes which she did perfectly in, and then she went to her dorm to sleep, but he PDA (personal, duel, assistant) started beeping "Ring ring ring, ring ring ring, phone call, phone call. Ring ring ring, ring ring ring, phone call, phone call." It rang, then she picked it up and a video message started playing, it was the slifer red kid "Hey you, I challange you to a dule, because thats how we settle all arguements at this school, we play a card game" The message said, but it didnt include a location "Oh yeah, it will be in the duel arena" never mind.

LATER! IN THE DUEL ARENA

"So are u redy to get beatn?" wyn asked the bot, "Oh Im always ready...wait what?" The boy siad.

DUEL START!

"I go first!" Wyn Awl said, then drew. "I summon, sacrafice angel, then discard my hand to do damage equal to the ATK points of all my monsters that I discarded, and my hand was BEWDX3 and Pot of greedX2, so you take 9000 damage, plus whenever you take 9000 or more damage at once, Sacrafice angel is tributed, and you take 25 extra points of damage" wyn said. "wait wut?" The boy said before a giant flaming pillar of death rose up from the ground burning him to a crisp

Wyn: INF

Boy: 20 - Over 9000 = 0 or less

"That was my hardest duel yet" Wyn exclaimed "Congradulations, you put up a good...oh" Wyn said, then noticed she was talking to a pile of ashes

LATER! AT THE TOOLSHED!

"We give our best regards to JadenvonBrownhair, and grief over his tragic death by dueling." Prof. banner said

But Wyn was already sleeping in the castle.

 

Editor Comentary:

Editor: Wait thats it?

Wynn: Yep

Editor: but...she just won in one turn

Wynn: thats why her name is Wyn Awl

Editor: I dun get it

Wynn:...you know...I think I need a new editor

Editor: you could have a reviewer do it!

Wynn:...Yeah, Mabye I should just have crab review it (sarchasm)

Editor: PERFECT IDEA (no sarchasm)

Wynn: ..... your an imbusle

 

 

 

[spoiler=chptr 3: CARD GAMES ON (insert place here)]

it was a sunny morning, the extreamly butiful and talented Wyn Awl was getting ready for a day of playing card games with holograms that hurt people. But then, she heard a rumbling noise outside, so she ran out of her giant mega super castle that she lives in because shes perfect, and she saw somthing that stunned her, somthing so amazing that it stunned her into amazement, it was unbelievable, she saw two students playing a childrens card game on motor cycles. "Now I sacrafice Junk Synchron and Hane-Hane to Synchro summon Junk Warrior!! (ATK 2300)" A boy said, then ended his turn. Wyn was watching what just happened with the synchro summon, and realized, with a combo like that, almost anyone could be as cheap as her, but she was not worried, for she was Wyn Awl, dueling prodigy, never lost a duel EVER. "I draw" A boy who sounded like a girl, said, his name was Justin Biever. "And I activate, SPEED SPELL - RAIGEKI!" When he said this he was going extreamly fast, but when the lightning bolt came down and destroyed Junk warrior, he lost all speed and started moving very slowly, but then he sacraficed his two face down cards and summoned red eyes black dragon, "GO DARK LIGHTNING!" He screamed out, and the dragon shot out a red fire ball, which knocked the other guy off his motor cycle, "OW the holographic pain!" The hollored out as he lost the duel.

"...Wow...thats...just...AWSOME!!" A person said from the crowd, and everybody ran to go get on the motorcycle, "So...know were going to play a card game...on motorbikes?" Wyn asked. "Yes, yes we are" A person said "But...what about crashing?" Mike asked, you know that guest guy who apeared for like 2 seconds in the begining of episode 2? he was Wyns friend? yeah you remember him. anyway then someone else said "No it has auto Pilot" "But then you still have to worry about crashing if it maulfunctions dont you?" Mike said back "NO SHUT UP! THIS IS COOL!" The person said back.

LATER! AT THE SCHOOL ROOM!

"Today we will be learning about Motor dueling" Prof. Banner said "Dont you mean turbo dueling" A 17 year old guy whos hair looked alot like Yugi moutos except with diferant colors. "No...Now shut up" Prof. Banner replied "Now, Bicycle dueling is a very desperate atempt by Kiaba corp to make somthing new, along with this new desperate style, there are cards that cheap out the game, there called, synchros, synchros are like fusions except most of them have no specific needs and dont need a special fusion card to summon them, all they need are tuners and normal or effect monsters" "SYNCHROS ARE NOT CHEAP! THERE JUST GOOD!" The Yugi imposter said. "I said shut up" Banner said "Now, we will start our first lesson with a duel, even though you know nothing about them, you have been given new decks. Now the first duel will be Wyn Awl, VS, The one, the only, the british, Bazor Mezwa! Now BEGIN!" Banner said as they were suddenly on Motercycles with card slots

Duel START

"I'll start by drawing" Wyn said, and then drew "First I activate my three pot of greeds alowing me to draw six cards. next I Summon Angel booster (* Tuner 0 ATK 0 DEF) then I activate super angel summon to special summon Angel warrior!" Wyn said fliping her beutiful long hair "Now I sacrafice them to synchroh summon Uber Angel Beast (***** 2500 ATK 2000 DEF, This card gains ATK equal to the amount of "Angel" monsters in your grave X 500) Next I Discard my entire hand due to Bomber angels effect in my hand, putting 7 Angels in my Grave yard, also you take 3000 Damage" "Wait wut?"

Bazor Mezwa: 8000 - 3000 = 5000

Wyn Awl: 8000

"Now Uber Angel Beast! ATTACK!!!" Wyn announced "Oh tea and biscuts" Bazor Mezwa said in a stereotypicly british voice. Suddenly there was an unneciarly large explosion on Bazor Mezwa and he fell to the ground because he no longer had a Duel bike.

Bazor Mezwa: 0

Wyn Awl 8000

"Hooray, A rival that I didnt destroy, mabye now I can have fun at this school which I for some reason had to go to even though I win every duel I'm in." Wyn said then started walking away without any explination

 

 

whatdya think? horrible isnt it.

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Mm, it's hard to critique parodies.

 

Change the name; it gives everything away. I recommend "Wyn" or "Win" or something along those lines.

 

The margin by which Mary wins... it's... OVER NINE THOUSAND!! I love how the proctor randomly started with 6800 Life Points; that was a nice touch.

 

Make moar chapters. The worst fics are always the ones that get twenty-one chapters in a season. Not to name names or anything...

 

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There's three.

First is "Mary Yue," which, as aforementioned, ruins the whole thing and outs it as a parody. Make it some variation on "Wynn."

Second is the "wyn" in the title, which references both your name and the word "win."

Third is the fact that "most" has been replaced with "mst," as in "Mystery Science Theater."

 

That last one was about as genius as Taylor Swift's subtle perspective-change in that song based on Romeo and Juliet, btw. Which is to say, so genius it was probably accidental but would be EPIC WIN were it purposeful.

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It hurts my head to read terrible fics. You know, you don't have to misspell a word or do a grammar mistake every sentence. Crab did a parody that didn't have super terrible spelling and grammar, but it was still funny. If you're going to make a parody, at least make it readable.

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Well first, I need to know what is this a parody of?

 

GX? It can't be. The character wasn't almost late on the entrance exam. The character must also be a Slifer Red, even if it's a Mary Sue.

 

Mary Sue? Well the character wasn't described as beautiful, gorgeous, or even pretty. So we can assume that she's an ugly witch who uses magical powers to win her duels.

 

YCM Fanfics? I don't know about this. I don't really see any references.

 

Yugioh? Well Wynn didn't make fun of those adults who play children's card games. Wynn didn't even make fun of card games on motorcycles. At least Wynn got the "let's play a card game to settle an argument" right.

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Well, your write, I should include those, also, I guess I havent eally described her marysueness very well, its not a GX parody, its just a parody in general. but anyway, chapter 3 will be much more terribell, it may have a few less spelling errors, but its supposed to be a bad fanfic also

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Well' date=' your write, I should include those, also, I guess I havent eally described her marysueness very well, its not a GX parody, its just a parody in general. but anyway, chapter 3 will be much more terribell, it may have a few less spelling errors, but its supposed to be a bad fanfic also

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By the looks of your posts, you don't need to intentionally have spelling and grammar errors. Just type the way you type on your regular posts.

 

I guess I've grown use to bad writing... I could read it with little problems.

 

You need to read more books and spend less time on YCM.

 

What do you think I do during the school year? I read all the time' date=' and I'm still used to this stuff. I guess I have a natural resistance to it.

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You don't know how painful it is to read this.

 

Edit: Chapter 3? Oh gosh...

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Well' date=' your write, I should include those, also, I guess I havent eally described her marysueness very well, its not a GX parody, its just a parody in general. but anyway, chapter 3 will be much more terribell, it may have a few less spelling errors, but its supposed to be a bad fanfic also

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your, write, comma, havent, eally, marysueness, its, capitalization, terribell, its, and finally, punctuation.

 

You just had more errors in a single paragraph than I have on about ten pages of writing.

 

I could say more, but at this point it would be redundant.

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