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[Maghion Syaoran Light]

So there was three blondes walking in a forest when one of them suddenly looked down and said "hey look deer trakcs!"

The second blonde looks down and says "those are not deer tracks, those are bear tracks"

The third blonde looks down and says "you idiots, those are obviously duck tracks."

Then they got ran over by a train.

[Coaster Guy]

A kid and his dad works on a car, the dad asks his kid to get a size 14 nut for the wrench, the boy gets a size 12, and the dad uses it for the car. The dad says "it won't fit." The boy says

 

"that's what she said."

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OK here is a old one:

 

Three women are about to be executed.

One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did.

The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

[+tr.Ryder]

sorry its good but Ive heard it like 12 times already.

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A kid and his dad works on a car' date=' the dad asks his kid to get a size 14 nut for the wrench, the boy gets a size 12, and the dad uses it for the car. The dad says "it won't fit." The boy says

 

"that's what she said."

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What?!?! Plz explain this joke

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Okay' date=' this is my Best Joke.

 

[spoiler=Funny Story']

There was once a woman who needed to go to the Hospital for some tests. She lied in the bed when she heard a knock. "Hello, there." a white cloaked man said. "Finally, you're here." she said. "Let me take a look at how you're doing down there." he said. The man looked under the bed sheets. "How does it look?" she asked. "Fantastic." the man proclaimed. "I will need some blood." he said. So he stuck a needle in her arm to get some blood. "Excellent." he said. Finally, he felt her arms and her chest and said, "You are looking great!" then left. She lied down for a nap when she heard another knock. "How are you doing?" a different man asked. "I'm fine. The other Doctor checked on me and said I was looking great" she said. "But, I am the only Doctor on call" the man said.

 

 

dont get it was the fake doctor touching her naed body or what :?

 

lol not funny its sort of insulting to blondes actually

[Pokemaniac92711]

What do you call a fish missing an eye? Fsh!

What do you call two robotic bunnys both missing a knee? Bun's of Steel!

They're Better spoken.

[Drunken Fist]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

[spoiler=ANSWER]No Idea

 

 

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

[spoiler=ANSWER]Still No Idea

 

 

What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no genitals

[spoiler=ANSWER]Still No Fu**ing Idea

 

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

What do you call a deer with no brains

 

Drunken Fist

[Drunken Fist]

You should sue McDonalds cause they screwed you up

 

by the way just a joke

[Pokemaniac92711]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't like how it's a insult though but HAHAHAHAHA

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

Yo momma so dumb

 

She though taco bells was a Mexican phone company!

[Drunken Fist]

yo momma so fat she went to an all you can eat buffet and they had to install speed bumps

[Coaster Guy]

yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas, and it's still printing.

[+tr.Ryder]

nice ones I will give the people who I thought were quite funny some points maybe reps. and the others...we'll see.