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OH f***.

 

Uhmmm...uhh...feminine musical name...uhh...HARMONY!

 

*goes back in time*

 

*comes back 3 seconds later*

 

Much better. I definitely f***ed him...err...her up.

 

And if Proto misses the f** I have a copy of his original personality right here. Of course he's tweaked a little.

 

...Can I kill Tempus?

 

No...not yet. Heh.

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Well....that must suck. Heh.

 

*flips hair*

 

Even I have standards, blueboy.

 

Now where is Melody. Hell, since Melody was only like 10 he could have had a sex change by now.

 

Hah, your just being coy, you know your going to get pissed and try to do the damn gay thing again.

 

So I have a question:

 

so at what point in the future are you going to be made to look forward to you whipping up this titanic hankerin for my knob

be honest with me

cause im busy

and i want to know exactly when i got to clear some space in my calendar for when some fuckwit blunders out of a magical phone booth and makes a ballad-inspiring play for my throbbing beef truncheon

 

look

i just need to know when to be there

when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund

i wouldnt want to miss it and cause a paradox or something

itd suck if the universe blew up on account of you missing your window of opportunity to help yourself to a pubescent boy's naked spam porpoise

 

we are in THE s*** now

together

for the long haul

we're motherfuckin entrenched in this b****

you and me

welcome to nam

now grab my hand and shimmy your soggy ass off that muddy bank before charlie gets the fuckin drop

hes the guy whos gonna read our vows

im feeling pretty friggin MATRIMONIAL all a sudden

take a look down by your foot see that little bottle

stomp on that s*** like its on fire

noisy ethnic dudes are flipping the f*** out and waving us around on chairs til someone gets hurt

im your 300 pound matronly freight-train

and my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling

bro look in my eyes

that twinkle

that be DEVOTION you herniated pro wrestlers sweaty purple taint

sparklin like a visit from your fairy fuckin godmother

s*** be PURE AND TRUE

thats what you see

a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together

radially effevescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine

turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong

this is how we do this

this shits more real than kraft mayo

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Hah, your just being coy, you know your going to get pissed and try to do the damn gay thing again.

 

So I have a question:

 

so at what point in the future are you going to be made to look forward to you whipping up this titanic hankerin for my knob

be honest with me

cause im busy

and i want to know exactly when i got to clear some space in my calendar for when some fuckwit blunders out of a magical phone booth and makes a ballad-inspiring play for my throbbing beef truncheon

 

look

i just need to know when to be there

when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund

i wouldnt want to miss it and cause a paradox or something

itd suck if the universe blew up on account of you missing your window of opportunity to help yourself to a pubescent boy's naked spam porpoise

 

we are in THE s*** now

together

for the long haul

we're motherfuckin entrenched in this b****

you and me

welcome to nam

now grab my hand and shimmy your soggy ass off that muddy bank before charlie gets the fuckin drop

hes the guy whos gonna read our vows

im feeling pretty friggin MATRIMONIAL all a sudden

take a look down by your foot see that little bottle

stomp on that s*** like its on fire

noisy ethnic dudes are flipping the f*** out and waving us around on chairs til someone gets hurt

im your 300 pound matronly freight-train

and my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling

bro look in my eyes

that twinkle

that be DEVOTION you herniated pro wrestlers sweaty purple taint

sparklin like a visit from your fairy fuckin godmother

s*** be PURE AND TRUE

thats what you see

a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together

radially effevescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine

turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong

this is how we do this

this shits more real than kraft mayo

 

Umm...kill it with fire?

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OH f***.

 

Uhmmm...uhh...feminine musical name...uhh...HARMONY!

 

*goes back in time*

 

*comes back 3 seconds later*

 

Much better. I definitely f***ed him...err...her up.

 

And if Proto misses the f** I have a copy of his original personality right here. Of course he's tweaked a little.

 

...Can I kill Tempus?

 

No...not yet. Heh.

Problem is, if you messed up Soundwave's life, he would have been gay before.

 

So you must have missed again, due to the common law of necessity.

 

It's simple time travel physics, he would've been gay before, if you actually did get to him you would've created some sort of time paradox.

 

But the only question is, who did you hit this time?

 

Maybe its yourself? That would explain a lot.

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Problem is, if you messed up Soundwave's life, he would have been gay before.

 

So you must have missed again, due to the common law of necessity.

 

But the only question is, who did you hit this time?

 

Maybe its yourself? That would explain a lot.

 

Heeeeey!

 

HOLY. f***.

 

...Are you f***ing kidding me?

 

GOD. STUPID DICK HAD TO GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS SOUNDWAVE. IT'S HIS FAULT.

 

You made him a f***ing girl and all you care about is yourself? You can fix this, right?

 

...

 

f*** Ice. I'm killing you anyways.

 

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Umm...kill it with fire?

No bro there is only one fire here.

 

And that is your burning passion for little boy dongs.

 

s*** be burning like Mordor, and right here is the evil ring.

 

Boom it's melting and s*** now, the world has been saved by your queerness.

 

Now with the world so f***ing safe it hurts you are free to go around the world and queering everyone you want.

 

Like a gay MR Smith Doc Brown love child.

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Heeeeey!

 

HOLY. f***.

 

...Are you f***ing kidding me?

 

GOD. STUPID DICK HAD TO GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS SOUNDWAVE. IT'S HIS FAULT.

 

You made him a f***ing girl and all you care about is yourself? You can fix this, right?

 

...

 

f*** Ice. I'm killing you anyways.

 

Ummm... who did you hit?

 

Please not be Dahila, Please not be Dahila, PLEASE NOT BE DAHILA!

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He...hit Firon. Heh.

 

No bro there is only one fire here.

 

And that is your burning passion for little boy dongs.

 

s*** be burning like Mordor, and right here is the evil ring.

 

Boom it's melting and s*** now, the world has been saved by your queerness.

 

Now with the world so f***ing safe it hurts you are free to go around the world and queering everyone you want.

 

Like a gay MR Smith Doc Brown love child.

 

Well excuuuuuse me for trying to teach a Texan Homophobe a lesson.

 

I don't see what's so wrong with gay people. They're like female males!

 

I know, right?

 

Dear god. *draws knife*

 

Ammy, you're going to be my f***ing attorney.

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He...hit Firon. Heh.

 

 

 

Well excuuuuuse me for trying to teach a Texan Homophobe a lesson.

 

I don't see what's so wrong with gay people. They're like female males!

 

I know, right?

 

Dear god. *draws knife*

 

Ammy, you're going to be my f***ing attorney.

......

 

I'm gonna have trouble sleeping tonight.

 

Wait! Who the hell said I was Texan!

 

I'm just based off

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Tempus...being a moron. Heh.

 

Kid Buu...is always the best. He-eh.

 

......

 

I'm gonna have trouble sleeping tonight.

 

Wait! Who the hell said I was Texan!

 

I'm just based off

 

Well...that's fan-f***ing...tastic...it's not like...anybody cares. Heh.

 

Well, you say Pardner a lot and stuff. Plus I tho

 

*drops knife*

 

...I did it.

 

What! Why did you kill him! Hate crime! Hate crime!

 

Oh you have got to be kidding me.

 

Yeah! Hate Crime!

 

 

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@Black: What kind of deck? o_O

 

Tempus...being a moron. Heh.

 

Kid Buu...is always the best. He-eh.

 

You guys mind getting on an actual topic? Because I don't think Tempus' stupidity is really topic-worthy.

 

Eh, I try not to go for him.

Plus, I like Trunks and his variants, so... Kid Trunks just happens to be my favorite.

Mainly because he's three times faster than the other two. ...Okay, not faster than Trunks Armor, but still. >

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You guys mind getting on an actual topic? Because I don't think Tempus' stupidity is really topic-worthy.

 

Eh, I try not to go for him.

Plus, I like Trunks and his variants, so... Kid Trunks just happens to be my favorite.

Mainly because he's three times faster than the other two. ...Okay, not faster than Trunks Armor, but still. ><

 

Hold...it!

 

Then what....would you view...as topic worthy? We all...discussed it...therefore it's still discussable. What else does...it have to be...to be topic worthy? You have too...like it? Heheheheh.

 

Trunks is stupid. "OOOH. I'M VEGETA'S KID BUT I'M NOT LIKE HIM! I'M SOOO COOL!"

 

Buu Family all the way.

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My favorite is the first version of Trunks.

 

 

Because he has a SAWD!

 

This is one of the reasons why I love Trunks in general.

 

Hold...it!

 

Then what....would you view...as topic worthy? We all...discussed it...therefore it's still discussable. What else does...it have to be...to be topic worthy? You have too...like it? Heheheheh.

 

I don't know. I just want to get on a topic so we don't get locked.

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@Nex: Does it f***ing matter? Theoretically speaking, if I wasn't him, it wouldn't matter. He's gone, I'm here. Tough luck dickweeds.

 

I don't know. I just want to get on a topic so we don't get locked.

 

That was a topic. Technically, anything NON-YUGIOH would be spam here, therefore you're spamming too if you're really worried about that.

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