~Absolute Powerforce - Everlasting Burning Soul~

[Ice.]

KYON FACEPALMS AT HIS IGNORANCE.

 

Ladies, ladies.

 

Threesomes.

 

That is all there is to say on this matter.

 

Nex, get on Fairy Law. I'm bored and I want to be known as cool already.

[Nexev]

Flat top? What is this I don't even!

 

seriously, what is this flat top that you speak of mister big nose?

It's a resturant. /sarcasm

 

 

It's a dark syncro for a videa game.

 

Grieger used it.

 

@Ice; yeah allot of them have weird times when they are online.

 

But there is a social forum as well.

[Ice.]

@Ice; yeah allot of them have weird times when they are online.

 

But there is a social forum as well.

 

That Andrew guy seems super likable.

 

Any PW/AA fans?

[Nexev]

Told ya you'd like him.

 

He wrote this in the final of a tournament between characters (a predecessor to Roxas's (he's there too)).

[spoiler=Andrew's work]

“Go to hell!” screamed Luffy. With a minute or so left before Gear 3 wore off, he struck Jubia with the Gomu Gomu no Giant Pistol - a well proportioned fist to the face. Jubia was sent flying into some nearby rubble. “Dummy” Luffy said, “Now where did that cloak guy go?” Luffy looked around for some form of exit that could clue him where to go from here, but found most of the floor had been broken up in the battle.

 

 

With rapid speed, Natsu landed the last punch in his attack combo right into Gray’s solar plexus, knocking him down for the count. Natsu grabbed Gray’s unconscious body before it fell. He starred at him for a while, wondering if this was it: if this would be the last time he ever saw Gray alive again.

 

 

“What to do now? What to do now?” thought Natsu. He sat down and scratched his chin, because since that’s what people do when they think in movies, maybe it’d help him. His brain started to hurt.

 

KA-ZOOM!

 

With his last inch of power he could use before Gear 3 wore off, Luffy grabbed the ceiling and launch himself through floor after floor after floor with a Gomu Gomu no Giant Rocket attack. And Natsu was taken along for the ride. Debris consisting of the traps from the various floors fell. Thorns, spikes, and even fire fell before the skywards bullet of Luffy and Natsu. The friction would have cooked too ordinary men, had it not been for Natsu’s natural ability to absorb heat through his skin and Luffy’s rubber body extracting air which covered Luffy’s body like a veil.

 

Through the ceiling they crashed of Impel Down they crashed, both able to see the ocean. For a moment, Natsu and Luffy looked at each other, only able to acknowledge the other’s existence before they both fell. Due to the fact that Luffy was projected into the air at a diagonal angle, they both landed in front of the Impel Down entrance rather than into the series of holes they had created in the floors.

 

The affects of Gear 3 began to wear off, but Luffy managed to use a regular Gomu Gomu no Balloon to inflate his body and land safely on the ground, with Natsu hanging onto his feet for dear life. It was a perfect landing for both of them.

 

“Who the hell are you?” Natsu said. “And why did you turn into a little boy?”

“Oh, that’s natural” said Luffy. “I always do this when I use my full power”

“You turn into a little boy? Wow, what kind of magic is that?”

“Your scar is cool. Join my pirate crew”

 

 

The doors of Impel Down bust open and out barged Cocky Vanonocky.

“What in the name of Jim Morrison happened?” he screamed. “What was the loud sound? Why is half of my new indestructible prison now destroyed?!”

 

“It’s that teleportation mage!” screamed Natsu.

“I’m gonna kick his ass!” said Luffy, picking his nose.

“Bull. You’re a little boy. You stand there while I kick his ass”

“Fool! You dumb scarf-fool! I’m gonna kick his ass!”

 

Luffy and Natsu then proceeded to kick each other’s ass.

 

“Wait” said Natsu after spitting some fire into Luffy’s eye. “I don’t have time for this. I got to avenge my comrades”

 

“I’m not quite ready for you two yet” said Cocky. “Why don’t you play with a few of my friends while I finish preparing?”

 

 

Cocky snapped his fingers and right in front of him popped up Azula, Sonic the Hedgehog, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and Zabuza Momochi.

 

“Look at the silly hat on red-vest” laughed Azula. “What kind of country outfits their warriors like that?”

“That‘s no good” said Sonic, shaking his head at Luffy.

“Isn‘t there supposed to be a girlish boy following me around?” asked Zabuza.

Stay Puft let out a belch.

 

The four rushed towards Luffy and Natsu, ready to slaughter them. Cocky went back into Impel Down, muttering something to himself about inconveniences.

 

Yet, only Luffy seemed to realize these guys were attacking him. Natsu was off in his own little world.

“Okay, so if this strawhat guy wants to knock that teleportation guy, and I want to knock out that teleportation guy, then we’re on the same field. Okay, now I think I got everything figure out”

 

And back to reality, Natsu saw Luffy, still in chibi form, rush off to fight his new opponents. Natsu rushed in to join him.

 

…………

 

“Well that was easy” said Luffy, now back in his regular form.

“Heh, didn’t even have to use my fire” grinned Natsu. “You’re pretty good out there, Strawboy”

“Of course I’m good” panted Luffy. “I’m gonna become king of the pira--- hey, that big guy is made of marshmallows!”

Luffy ripped off Stay Puft’s leg and began chowing down.

“Oh, that’s sick” thought Natsu.

 

“It can’t end like this” Azula told herself. “It shall not”

 

Azula lifted her hand and formed a sloppy amount of blue fire in her hand. Natsu heard the sound of the fire just before Azula threw it at him.

 

But since it was fire, Natsu ate it by instinct.

“That tasted kinda weird” said Natsu. “Oh well, HI-YA!”

Natsu leaped forward and kicked Azula in the head, knocking her out.

“I don’t feel right” said Natsu.

Luffy was still eating Stay Puft.

 

Fiery smoke began spewing from Natsu’s body, engulfing him. Natsu was silent as his body grew stronger. His strength increased, his speed increased, in some ways even his intelligence increased. It was the power of Dragonforce.

 

“Anyone else out there thinking of joining these clowns?” Natsu said.

 

Luffy kept on eating.

 

Natsu placed his palms together, in a sort of prayer, and slammed them into the ground. A powerful line of blue fire blasted from his fingers and set the whole prison! Down the prison went in a matter of seconds.

 

“Urm?” said Luffy, who finished his meal.

 

“Damn” said Cocky, sticking his head out from the rubble of the prison. “You two, you two are something else, aren’t ya? The prison floors, the prison itself, and my collected souls apparently. You two, I‘m certain, will make fine additions to my harem”

 

“You’re what?” said Luffy. Brook had recently told him all about harems, so this didn’t make much sense to him.

 

As it turns out, Cocky had spent all this time in his office with a machine that was making a specially-designed……... finger ring? Well, that’s what it says here in the script; a finger ring.

 

“I think it’s time to rid myself of this mask known as Cocky Vanonocky” Cocky said. He pulled off his cloak, revealing……

 

“Holy crap!” Luffy screamed.

“Must kill” Natsu muttered.

 

Cocky Vanonocky was none other than Chuck Norris!

 

“Must kill” Natsu muttered.

“You can’t kill Chuck Norris” said Luffy. “He’s beyond immortal! He‘s-”

“Spare me the internet memes” said Natsu. “He wronged my guild so I’m going to take him our or die trying”

“Oh right, he took out my crew. Die!!” screamed Luffy.

 

Chuck Norris held up the ring.

“Which one of you two will be the lucky man to marry me?” Chuck said.

“What the f***ing?!” Luffy and Natsu screamed as they both s*** their pants.

Norris blushed. “You didn’t notice?” he giggled. He lifted up his shirt to reveal breasts.

“You’re a woman! Chuck Norris is a woman!” blurted Natsu.

“Hey, he has those extra-butt things that Nami and Robin have” said Luffy.

 

Yes, Chuck Norris is actually a woman. An ugly woman, with a facial hair problem. She has always wanted a real tough guy to be her groom, since as an action star anything less would dishonor her.

 

“I just wanted all those cool and tough fighters to love me for who I am” said Chuck Norris. “A sadistic, dumb broad who forces people to fight in order to see who’s the toughest because my opinion of strength comes soley on who wins in a street fight, and ask that person to marry me and forever be my arm candy. Wait, that didn’t sound as reasonable as I had originally thought it to be”

 

“And the soul collecting?” said Natsu.

“Well no one liked me” frowned Norris, “so I thought if I took a lot of souls from tough people, brainwashed them into being my soldiers, and then later put them all into one huge body combining all their power, maybe their brain would go all skitzy and they’d fall in love with me”

 

“Did that make any sense to you?” Natsu asked Luffy.

“Didn’t understand it at all” said Luffy.

“Too blunt!” sobbed Norris.

 

“Enough of this crap” said Natsu, who walked towards Norris. “My guild fell at your hands”

“Oh, right” said Luffy. “I almost forgot it again” Luffy bit his thumb and air extracted from his skin. He went into Gear 2, and then forced himself back into Gear 3.

 

The duo of Luffy and Natsu slowly made their way towards Chuck Norris.

 

Norris raised her hands up.

“Tekkai!” Norris screamed. Her muscles hardened into steel.

 

Natsu leaped over Norris and landed on his hands behind her. He pressed his lips out and spat some blue fire into Norris’ back. At the same time Luffy Gomu Gomu no Giant Pistoled Norris from the front, breaking through the tekkai. Luffy responded with a right punch, then a left, then a right, then a left. It wasn’t a fight, it was an assault!

 

“My beautiful, hairy feminine body!” walled Norris. She opened up warp holes on her back and front, which began to suck in Luffy and Natsu, as well as slowly extracting their souls from their flesh.

 

Natsu dug his fingers into the ground to avoid getting sucked in. He saw the warp hole grow bigger and bigger, and felt it become harder and harder to avoid being pulled in. Luffy also held onto the ground for dear life, but since he was made of rubber, his legs stretched out and were pulled in. However, his legs go in the front hole and out the back. Kinda weird how that happens, but whatever. The legs are blown out the back hole and stretch to a point where the warp hole’s force can’t reach them. Thinking quickly, Luffy plants his feet smack dab into the back of Norris’ head, causing him to bleed.

 

“Blood! Ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew!”

 

Distracted, Cocky’s power on Luffy and Natsu is released. Natsu and Luffy act quickly. Natsu leaps forward and knees Norris in the injured back of the head. Suddenly, he is grabbed by Luffy’s outstretched arms

 

Still in Gear 3, Luffy pulls back his giant hand holding Natsu. Natsu bursts into blue flames. Luffy stretched his hand straight up into the air; it looped around and came straight down, with Natsu now a human fire weapon, and slammed Norris twenty feet into the ground.

 

“The power…..”Cocky groans. “The power…….. of the two…. Amazing! But which one…….. is the stronger one?”

 

Slowly, ever so slowly, Norris hoisted himself out of the hole and looked at the two.

 

“That the best you got?” she said.

 

Norris raised her hand straight into the air, and it ignited in the same blue fire Natsu had. But before she could do anything, she fell down.

 

“So this is what it feels like…. to die” said Norris. “Feels empty. Feels shallow. Funny”

 

“But I’m not done yet!” she laughed. “One last trick: soul charging. With the many souls of the defeated still in my body, I can turn them into a magnificent bomb to take out this island and everything on it!”

 

“Shut up!” both Luffy and Natsu screamed. Both used their best punches and smacked Norris in the face, busting her head open. Blood splurted out like a hose.

 

Both Luffy and Natsu fell onto their backs, exhausted from all the fighting that had happened today.

“Tough bastards” muttered Norris.

 

“Hey… why did you change your name to Cocky?” Luffy asked.

“Because I love---” Norris‘ lips froze.

 

 

Norris’ body began to fade away, and the many souls he had absorbed and stored in him were now visible. Slowly, they took the shapes of their original owner. And those who had had their souls tainted by Cocky were now turning back to their original selves.

 

“What happened to me?” said Hisagi.

“This isn’t my island” said Boa Hancock.

“Cookies?’ said Cookie Monster. “Oh, boy in hat of straw. You know where cookies are?”

“The f*** is this s***? What’s with all these anime shitheads? Why am I covered in soul mucus?” said the Angry Video Game Nerd.

‘The hell?” said both Erza and Gray simultaneously.

 

As the 126 souls wondered what was going on, most of them having lost memory of the events that had happened, Natsu and Luffy looked at each other and smiled, for they were the only ones who could remember anything.

 

“What the f*** happened?” screamed Andrew. He and Break had emerged from an underground door. ‘Where’s boss Cocky?” asked Break.

 

Smoker, one of the few who vaguely remembered some of the events that had happened, leaped onto the two and handcuffed them. “You’re under arrest for assisting the wanted criminal Cocky Vanonocky!”

“sheet” the two said.

“Normal clothing you two have there” said Smoker. “Normal appearance, normal muscle mass, normal everything. You two aren’t exactly the criminal accomplices I’m used to. How’d you get caught up with a guy like Vanonocky?”

“I think women with facial hair are sexy” smiled Break.

“I was in it for the tears of the machismotards” grinned Andrew.

 

The blades of a nearby, undetected helicopter started twirling as it flew into the air. In the helicopter’s pilot seat was Fleur.

 

“You ain’t bringing me in! You ain’t stopping me!” she screamed, even though not even she could hear her own voice over the sound of the whirling blades (btw, what the hell is a helicopter doing in the One Piece world? Do they even exist in the age of pirates?)

 

Crunch! A thrown baterang sliced off the blades and the helicopter crashed into the sea, where Batman already was. He grabbed Fleur and began swimming back to shore.

 

 

 

-EPILOGUE-

 

Most of the souls returned to their usual lives, some forever wondering how they had ended up on the nearly destroyed island of Impel Down. Impel Down itself was rebuilt, but it took 15 years to do so, and the age of piracy enjoyed those 15 years as any captured pirate would be incarcerated in smaller prisons, most of which were easy to escape from. Luffy was reunited with his crew and Natsu was reunited with his guild. Fairy Tail and the Strawhat Pirates were taken to Fairy Tail HQ for medical treatment. Smoker managed to keep word of the Strawhat crew’s involvement with the defeat of Cocky Vanonocky a secret, so no other marines would try to track them down. At Fairy Tail’s medical room, Luffy and Natsu spent a week lying in beds and became good friends. They shared their adventures with each other and got along well, until Norris’ dying question of which one was stronger was brought up.

 

“I’m still a little sore from using Gear 3 two times in one day” said Luffy.

“I still haven’t recovered from Dragonforce” said Natsu.

“Well, we gotta prove which one of us is stronger, right?” said Luffy.

“How about this - no devil fruit powers and no magic. We settle this in a fair fight”

“You’re on” smiled Luffy.

 

The two leaped into the air and grabbed each other.

 

[Ice.]

Told ya you'd like him.

 

He wrote this in the final of a tournament between characters (a predecessor to Roxas's (he's there too)).

[spoiler=Andrew's work]

“Go to hell!” screamed Luffy. With a minute or so left before Gear 3 wore off, he struck Jubia with the Gomu Gomu no Giant Pistol - a well proportioned fist to the face. Jubia was sent flying into some nearby rubble. “Dummy” Luffy said, “Now where did that cloak guy go?” Luffy looked around for some form of exit that could clue him where to go from here, but found most of the floor had been broken up in the battle.

 

 

With rapid speed, Natsu landed the last punch in his attack combo right into Gray’s solar plexus, knocking him down for the count. Natsu grabbed Gray’s unconscious body before it fell. He starred at him for a while, wondering if this was it: if this would be the last time he ever saw Gray alive again.

 

 

“What to do now? What to do now?” thought Natsu. He sat down and scratched his chin, because since that’s what people do when they think in movies, maybe it’d help him. His brain started to hurt.

 

KA-ZOOM!

 

With his last inch of power he could use before Gear 3 wore off, Luffy grabbed the ceiling and launch himself through floor after floor after floor with a Gomu Gomu no Giant Rocket attack. And Natsu was taken along for the ride. Debris consisting of the traps from the various floors fell. Thorns, spikes, and even fire fell before the skywards bullet of Luffy and Natsu. The friction would have cooked too ordinary men, had it not been for Natsu’s natural ability to absorb heat through his skin and Luffy’s rubber body extracting air which covered Luffy’s body like a veil.

 

Through the ceiling they crashed of Impel Down they crashed, both able to see the ocean. For a moment, Natsu and Luffy looked at each other, only able to acknowledge the other’s existence before they both fell. Due to the fact that Luffy was projected into the air at a diagonal angle, they both landed in front of the Impel Down entrance rather than into the series of holes they had created in the floors.

 

The affects of Gear 3 began to wear off, but Luffy managed to use a regular Gomu Gomu no Balloon to inflate his body and land safely on the ground, with Natsu hanging onto his feet for dear life. It was a perfect landing for both of them.

 

“Who the hell are you?” Natsu said. “And why did you turn into a little boy?”

“Oh, that’s natural” said Luffy. “I always do this when I use my full power”

“You turn into a little boy? Wow, what kind of magic is that?”

“Your scar is cool. Join my pirate crew”

 

 

The doors of Impel Down bust open and out barged Cocky Vanonocky.

“What in the name of Jim Morrison happened?” he screamed. “What was the loud sound? Why is half of my new indestructible prison now destroyed?!”

 

“It’s that teleportation mage!” screamed Natsu.

“I’m gonna kick his ass!” said Luffy, picking his nose.

“Bull. You’re a little boy. You stand there while I kick his ass”

“Fool! You dumb scarf-fool! I’m gonna kick his ass!”

 

Luffy and Natsu then proceeded to kick each other’s ass.

 

“Wait” said Natsu after spitting some fire into Luffy’s eye. “I don’t have time for this. I got to avenge my comrades”

 

“I’m not quite ready for you two yet” said Cocky. “Why don’t you play with a few of my friends while I finish preparing?”

 

 

Cocky snapped his fingers and right in front of him popped up Azula, Sonic the Hedgehog, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and Zabuza Momochi.

 

“Look at the silly hat on red-vest” laughed Azula. “What kind of country outfits their warriors like that?”

“That‘s no good” said Sonic, shaking his head at Luffy.

“Isn‘t there supposed to be a girlish boy following me around?” asked Zabuza.

Stay Puft let out a belch.

 

The four rushed towards Luffy and Natsu, ready to slaughter them. Cocky went back into Impel Down, muttering something to himself about inconveniences.

 

Yet, only Luffy seemed to realize these guys were attacking him. Natsu was off in his own little world.

“Okay, so if this strawhat guy wants to knock that teleportation guy, and I want to knock out that teleportation guy, then we’re on the same field. Okay, now I think I got everything figure out”

 

And back to reality, Natsu saw Luffy, still in chibi form, rush off to fight his new opponents. Natsu rushed in to join him.

 

…………

 

“Well that was easy” said Luffy, now back in his regular form.

“Heh, didn’t even have to use my fire” grinned Natsu. “You’re pretty good out there, Strawboy”

“Of course I’m good” panted Luffy. “I’m gonna become king of the pira--- hey, that big guy is made of marshmallows!”

Luffy ripped off Stay Puft’s leg and began chowing down.

“Oh, that’s sick” thought Natsu.

 

“It can’t end like this” Azula told herself. “It shall not”

 

Azula lifted her hand and formed a sloppy amount of blue fire in her hand. Natsu heard the sound of the fire just before Azula threw it at him.

 

But since it was fire, Natsu ate it by instinct.

“That tasted kinda weird” said Natsu. “Oh well, HI-YA!”

Natsu leaped forward and kicked Azula in the head, knocking her out.

“I don’t feel right” said Natsu.

Luffy was still eating Stay Puft.

 

Fiery smoke began spewing from Natsu’s body, engulfing him. Natsu was silent as his body grew stronger. His strength increased, his speed increased, in some ways even his intelligence increased. It was the power of Dragonforce.

 

“Anyone else out there thinking of joining these clowns?” Natsu said.

 

Luffy kept on eating.

 

Natsu placed his palms together, in a sort of prayer, and slammed them into the ground. A powerful line of blue fire blasted from his fingers and set the whole prison! Down the prison went in a matter of seconds.

 

“Urm?” said Luffy, who finished his meal.

 

“Damn” said Cocky, sticking his head out from the rubble of the prison. “You two, you two are something else, aren’t ya? The prison floors, the prison itself, and my collected souls apparently. You two, I‘m certain, will make fine additions to my harem”

 

“You’re what?” said Luffy. Brook had recently told him all about harems, so this didn’t make much sense to him.

 

As it turns out, Cocky had spent all this time in his office with a machine that was making a specially-designed……... finger ring? Well, that’s what it says here in the script; a finger ring.

 

“I think it’s time to rid myself of this mask known as Cocky Vanonocky” Cocky said. He pulled off his cloak, revealing……

 

“Holy crap!” Luffy screamed.

“Must kill” Natsu muttered.

 

Cocky Vanonocky was none other than Chuck Norris!

 

“Must kill” Natsu muttered.

“You can’t kill Chuck Norris” said Luffy. “He’s beyond immortal! He‘s-”

“Spare me the internet memes” said Natsu. “He wronged my guild so I’m going to take him our or die trying”

“Oh right, he took out my crew. Die!!” screamed Luffy.

 

Chuck Norris held up the ring.

“Which one of you two will be the lucky man to marry me?” Chuck said.

“What the f***ing?!” Luffy and Natsu screamed as they both s*** their pants.

Norris blushed. “You didn’t notice?” he giggled. He lifted up his shirt to reveal breasts.

“You’re a woman! Chuck Norris is a woman!” blurted Natsu.

“Hey, he has those extra-butt things that Nami and Robin have” said Luffy.

 

Yes, Chuck Norris is actually a woman. An ugly woman, with a facial hair problem. She has always wanted a real tough guy to be her groom, since as an action star anything less would dishonor her.

 

“I just wanted all those cool and tough fighters to love me for who I am” said Chuck Norris. “A sadistic, dumb broad who forces people to fight in order to see who’s the toughest because my opinion of strength comes soley on who wins in a street fight, and ask that person to marry me and forever be my arm candy. Wait, that didn’t sound as reasonable as I had originally thought it to be”

 

“And the soul collecting?” said Natsu.

“Well no one liked me” frowned Norris, “so I thought if I took a lot of souls from tough people, brainwashed them into being my soldiers, and then later put them all into one huge body combining all their power, maybe their brain would go all skitzy and they’d fall in love with me”

 

“Did that make any sense to you?” Natsu asked Luffy.

“Didn’t understand it at all” said Luffy.

“Too blunt!” sobbed Norris.

 

“Enough of this crap” said Natsu, who walked towards Norris. “My guild fell at your hands”

“Oh, right” said Luffy. “I almost forgot it again” Luffy bit his thumb and air extracted from his skin. He went into Gear 2, and then forced himself back into Gear 3.

 

The duo of Luffy and Natsu slowly made their way towards Chuck Norris.

 

Norris raised her hands up.

“Tekkai!” Norris screamed. Her muscles hardened into steel.

 

Natsu leaped over Norris and landed on his hands behind her. He pressed his lips out and spat some blue fire into Norris’ back. At the same time Luffy Gomu Gomu no Giant Pistoled Norris from the front, breaking through the tekkai. Luffy responded with a right punch, then a left, then a right, then a left. It wasn’t a fight, it was an assault!

 

“My beautiful, hairy feminine body!” walled Norris. She opened up warp holes on her back and front, which began to suck in Luffy and Natsu, as well as slowly extracting their souls from their flesh.

 

Natsu dug his fingers into the ground to avoid getting sucked in. He saw the warp hole grow bigger and bigger, and felt it become harder and harder to avoid being pulled in. Luffy also held onto the ground for dear life, but since he was made of rubber, his legs stretched out and were pulled in. However, his legs go in the front hole and out the back. Kinda weird how that happens, but whatever. The legs are blown out the back hole and stretch to a point where the warp hole’s force can’t reach them. Thinking quickly, Luffy plants his feet smack dab into the back of Norris’ head, causing him to bleed.

 

“Blood! Ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew!”

 

Distracted, Cocky’s power on Luffy and Natsu is released. Natsu and Luffy act quickly. Natsu leaps forward and knees Norris in the injured back of the head. Suddenly, he is grabbed by Luffy’s outstretched arms

 

Still in Gear 3, Luffy pulls back his giant hand holding Natsu. Natsu bursts into blue flames. Luffy stretched his hand straight up into the air; it looped around and came straight down, with Natsu now a human fire weapon, and slammed Norris twenty feet into the ground.

 

“The power…..”Cocky groans. “The power…….. of the two…. Amazing! But which one…….. is the stronger one?”

 

Slowly, ever so slowly, Norris hoisted himself out of the hole and looked at the two.

 

“That the best you got?” she said.

 

Norris raised her hand straight into the air, and it ignited in the same blue fire Natsu had. But before she could do anything, she fell down.

 

“So this is what it feels like…. to die” said Norris. “Feels empty. Feels shallow. Funny”

 

“But I’m not done yet!” she laughed. “One last trick: soul charging. With the many souls of the defeated still in my body, I can turn them into a magnificent bomb to take out this island and everything on it!”

 

“Shut up!” both Luffy and Natsu screamed. Both used their best punches and smacked Norris in the face, busting her head open. Blood splurted out like a hose.

 

Both Luffy and Natsu fell onto their backs, exhausted from all the fighting that had happened today.

“Tough bastards” muttered Norris.

 

“Hey… why did you change your name to Cocky?” Luffy asked.

“Because I love---” Norris‘ lips froze.

 

 

Norris’ body began to fade away, and the many souls he had absorbed and stored in him were now visible. Slowly, they took the shapes of their original owner. And those who had had their souls tainted by Cocky were now turning back to their original selves.

 

“What happened to me?” said Hisagi.

“This isn’t my island” said Boa Hancock.

“Cookies?’ said Cookie Monster. “Oh, boy in hat of straw. You know where cookies are?”

“The f*** is this s***? What’s with all these anime shitheads? Why am I covered in soul mucus?” said the Angry Video Game Nerd.

‘The hell?” said both Erza and Gray simultaneously.

 

As the 126 souls wondered what was going on, most of them having lost memory of the events that had happened, Natsu and Luffy looked at each other and smiled, for they were the only ones who could remember anything.

 

“What the f*** happened?” screamed Andrew. He and Break had emerged from an underground door. ‘Where’s boss Cocky?” asked Break.

 

Smoker, one of the few who vaguely remembered some of the events that had happened, leaped onto the two and handcuffed them. “You’re under arrest for assisting the wanted criminal Cocky Vanonocky!”

“sheet” the two said.

“Normal clothing you two have there” said Smoker. “Normal appearance, normal muscle mass, normal everything. You two aren’t exactly the criminal accomplices I’m used to. How’d you get caught up with a guy like Vanonocky?”

“I think women with facial hair are sexy” smiled Break.

“I was in it for the tears of the machismotards” grinned Andrew.

 

The blades of a nearby, undetected helicopter started twirling as it flew into the air. In the helicopter’s pilot seat was Fleur.

 

“You ain’t bringing me in! You ain’t stopping me!” she screamed, even though not even she could hear her own voice over the sound of the whirling blades (btw, what the hell is a helicopter doing in the One Piece world? Do they even exist in the age of pirates?)

 

Crunch! A thrown baterang sliced off the blades and the helicopter crashed into the sea, where Batman already was. He grabbed Fleur and began swimming back to shore.

 

 

 

-EPILOGUE-

 

Most of the souls returned to their usual lives, some forever wondering how they had ended up on the nearly destroyed island of Impel Down. Impel Down itself was rebuilt, but it took 15 years to do so, and the age of piracy enjoyed those 15 years as any captured pirate would be incarcerated in smaller prisons, most of which were easy to escape from. Luffy was reunited with his crew and Natsu was reunited with his guild. Fairy Tail and the Strawhat Pirates were taken to Fairy Tail HQ for medical treatment. Smoker managed to keep word of the Strawhat crew’s involvement with the defeat of Cocky Vanonocky a secret, so no other marines would try to track them down. At Fairy Tail’s medical room, Luffy and Natsu spent a week lying in beds and became good friends. They shared their adventures with each other and got along well, until Norris’ dying question of which one was stronger was brought up.

 

“I’m still a little sore from using Gear 3 two times in one day” said Luffy.

“I still haven’t recovered from Dragonforce” said Natsu.

“Well, we gotta prove which one of us is stronger, right?” said Luffy.

“How about this - no devil fruit powers and no magic. We settle this in a fair fight”

“You’re on” smiled Luffy.

 

The two leaped into the air and grabbed each other.

 

 

I laughed.

 

For no apparent reason. Decent writing skills. I like.

[Headmaster Monokuma]

Told ya you'd like him.

 

He wrote this in the final of a tournament between characters (a predecessor to Roxas's (he's there too)).

[spoiler=Andrew's work]

“Go to hell!” screamed Luffy. With a minute or so left before Gear 3 wore off, he struck Jubia with the Gomu Gomu no Giant Pistol - a well proportioned fist to the face. Jubia was sent flying into some nearby rubble. “Dummy” Luffy said, “Now where did that cloak guy go?” Luffy looked around for some form of exit that could clue him where to go from here, but found most of the floor had been broken up in the battle.

 

 

With rapid speed, Natsu landed the last punch in his attack combo right into Gray’s solar plexus, knocking him down for the count. Natsu grabbed Gray’s unconscious body before it fell. He starred at him for a while, wondering if this was it: if this would be the last time he ever saw Gray alive again.

 

 

“What to do now? What to do now?” thought Natsu. He sat down and scratched his chin, because since that’s what people do when they think in movies, maybe it’d help him. His brain started to hurt.

 

KA-ZOOM!

 

With his last inch of power he could use before Gear 3 wore off, Luffy grabbed the ceiling and launch himself through floor after floor after floor with a Gomu Gomu no Giant Rocket attack. And Natsu was taken along for the ride. Debris consisting of the traps from the various floors fell. Thorns, spikes, and even fire fell before the skywards bullet of Luffy and Natsu. The friction would have cooked too ordinary men, had it not been for Natsu’s natural ability to absorb heat through his skin and Luffy’s rubber body extracting air which covered Luffy’s body like a veil.

 

Through the ceiling they crashed of Impel Down they crashed, both able to see the ocean. For a moment, Natsu and Luffy looked at each other, only able to acknowledge the other’s existence before they both fell. Due to the fact that Luffy was projected into the air at a diagonal angle, they both landed in front of the Impel Down entrance rather than into the series of holes they had created in the floors.

 

The affects of Gear 3 began to wear off, but Luffy managed to use a regular Gomu Gomu no Balloon to inflate his body and land safely on the ground, with Natsu hanging onto his feet for dear life. It was a perfect landing for both of them.

 

“Who the hell are you?” Natsu said. “And why did you turn into a little boy?”

“Oh, that’s natural” said Luffy. “I always do this when I use my full power”

“You turn into a little boy? Wow, what kind of magic is that?”

“Your scar is cool. Join my pirate crew”

 

 

The doors of Impel Down bust open and out barged Cocky Vanonocky.

“What in the name of Jim Morrison happened?” he screamed. “What was the loud sound? Why is half of my new indestructible prison now destroyed?!”

 

“It’s that teleportation mage!” screamed Natsu.

“I’m gonna kick his ass!” said Luffy, picking his nose.

“Bull. You’re a little boy. You stand there while I kick his ass”

“Fool! You dumb scarf-fool! I’m gonna kick his ass!”

 

Luffy and Natsu then proceeded to kick each other’s ass.

 

“Wait” said Natsu after spitting some fire into Luffy’s eye. “I don’t have time for this. I got to avenge my comrades”

 

“I’m not quite ready for you two yet” said Cocky. “Why don’t you play with a few of my friends while I finish preparing?”

 

 

Cocky snapped his fingers and right in front of him popped up Azula, Sonic the Hedgehog, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and Zabuza Momochi.

 

“Look at the silly hat on red-vest” laughed Azula. “What kind of country outfits their warriors like that?”

“That‘s no good” said Sonic, shaking his head at Luffy.

“Isn‘t there supposed to be a girlish boy following me around?” asked Zabuza.

Stay Puft let out a belch.

 

The four rushed towards Luffy and Natsu, ready to slaughter them. Cocky went back into Impel Down, muttering something to himself about inconveniences.

 

Yet, only Luffy seemed to realize these guys were attacking him. Natsu was off in his own little world.

“Okay, so if this strawhat guy wants to knock that teleportation guy, and I want to knock out that teleportation guy, then we’re on the same field. Okay, now I think I got everything figure out”

 

And back to reality, Natsu saw Luffy, still in chibi form, rush off to fight his new opponents. Natsu rushed in to join him.

 

…………

 

“Well that was easy” said Luffy, now back in his regular form.

“Heh, didn’t even have to use my fire” grinned Natsu. “You’re pretty good out there, Strawboy”

“Of course I’m good” panted Luffy. “I’m gonna become king of the pira--- hey, that big guy is made of marshmallows!”

Luffy ripped off Stay Puft’s leg and began chowing down.

“Oh, that’s sick” thought Natsu.

 

“It can’t end like this” Azula told herself. “It shall not”

 

Azula lifted her hand and formed a sloppy amount of blue fire in her hand. Natsu heard the sound of the fire just before Azula threw it at him.

 

But since it was fire, Natsu ate it by instinct.

“That tasted kinda weird” said Natsu. “Oh well, HI-YA!”

Natsu leaped forward and kicked Azula in the head, knocking her out.

“I don’t feel right” said Natsu.

Luffy was still eating Stay Puft.

 

Fiery smoke began spewing from Natsu’s body, engulfing him. Natsu was silent as his body grew stronger. His strength increased, his speed increased, in some ways even his intelligence increased. It was the power of Dragonforce.

 

“Anyone else out there thinking of joining these clowns?” Natsu said.

 

Luffy kept on eating.

 

Natsu placed his palms together, in a sort of prayer, and slammed them into the ground. A powerful line of blue fire blasted from his fingers and set the whole prison! Down the prison went in a matter of seconds.

 

“Urm?” said Luffy, who finished his meal.

 

“Damn” said Cocky, sticking his head out from the rubble of the prison. “You two, you two are something else, aren’t ya? The prison floors, the prison itself, and my collected souls apparently. You two, I‘m certain, will make fine additions to my harem”

 

“You’re what?” said Luffy. Brook had recently told him all about harems, so this didn’t make much sense to him.

 

As it turns out, Cocky had spent all this time in his office with a machine that was making a specially-designed……... finger ring? Well, that’s what it says here in the script; a finger ring.

 

“I think it’s time to rid myself of this mask known as Cocky Vanonocky” Cocky said. He pulled off his cloak, revealing……

 

“Holy crap!” Luffy screamed.

“Must kill” Natsu muttered.

 

Cocky Vanonocky was none other than Chuck Norris!

 

“Must kill” Natsu muttered.

“You can’t kill Chuck Norris” said Luffy. “He’s beyond immortal! He‘s-”

“Spare me the internet memes” said Natsu. “He wronged my guild so I’m going to take him our or die trying”

“Oh right, he took out my crew. Die!!” screamed Luffy.

 

Chuck Norris held up the ring.

“Which one of you two will be the lucky man to marry me?” Chuck said.

“What the f***ing?!” Luffy and Natsu screamed as they both s*** their pants.

Norris blushed. “You didn’t notice?” he giggled. He lifted up his shirt to reveal breasts.

“You’re a woman! Chuck Norris is a woman!” blurted Natsu.

“Hey, he has those extra-butt things that Nami and Robin have” said Luffy.

 

Yes, Chuck Norris is actually a woman. An ugly woman, with a facial hair problem. She has always wanted a real tough guy to be her groom, since as an action star anything less would dishonor her.

 

“I just wanted all those cool and tough fighters to love me for who I am” said Chuck Norris. “A sadistic, dumb broad who forces people to fight in order to see who’s the toughest because my opinion of strength comes soley on who wins in a street fight, and ask that person to marry me and forever be my arm candy. Wait, that didn’t sound as reasonable as I had originally thought it to be”

 

“And the soul collecting?” said Natsu.

“Well no one liked me” frowned Norris, “so I thought if I took a lot of souls from tough people, brainwashed them into being my soldiers, and then later put them all into one huge body combining all their power, maybe their brain would go all skitzy and they’d fall in love with me”

 

“Did that make any sense to you?” Natsu asked Luffy.

“Didn’t understand it at all” said Luffy.

“Too blunt!” sobbed Norris.

 

“Enough of this crap” said Natsu, who walked towards Norris. “My guild fell at your hands”

“Oh, right” said Luffy. “I almost forgot it again” Luffy bit his thumb and air extracted from his skin. He went into Gear 2, and then forced himself back into Gear 3.

 

The duo of Luffy and Natsu slowly made their way towards Chuck Norris.

 

Norris raised her hands up.

“Tekkai!” Norris screamed. Her muscles hardened into steel.

 

Natsu leaped over Norris and landed on his hands behind her. He pressed his lips out and spat some blue fire into Norris’ back. At the same time Luffy Gomu Gomu no Giant Pistoled Norris from the front, breaking through the tekkai. Luffy responded with a right punch, then a left, then a right, then a left. It wasn’t a fight, it was an assault!

 

“My beautiful, hairy feminine body!” walled Norris. She opened up warp holes on her back and front, which began to suck in Luffy and Natsu, as well as slowly extracting their souls from their flesh.

 

Natsu dug his fingers into the ground to avoid getting sucked in. He saw the warp hole grow bigger and bigger, and felt it become harder and harder to avoid being pulled in. Luffy also held onto the ground for dear life, but since he was made of rubber, his legs stretched out and were pulled in. However, his legs go in the front hole and out the back. Kinda weird how that happens, but whatever. The legs are blown out the back hole and stretch to a point where the warp hole’s force can’t reach them. Thinking quickly, Luffy plants his feet smack dab into the back of Norris’ head, causing him to bleed.

 

“Blood! Ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew!”

 

Distracted, Cocky’s power on Luffy and Natsu is released. Natsu and Luffy act quickly. Natsu leaps forward and knees Norris in the injured back of the head. Suddenly, he is grabbed by Luffy’s outstretched arms

 

Still in Gear 3, Luffy pulls back his giant hand holding Natsu. Natsu bursts into blue flames. Luffy stretched his hand straight up into the air; it looped around and came straight down, with Natsu now a human fire weapon, and slammed Norris twenty feet into the ground.

 

“The power…..”Cocky groans. “The power…….. of the two…. Amazing! But which one…….. is the stronger one?”

 

Slowly, ever so slowly, Norris hoisted himself out of the hole and looked at the two.

 

“That the best you got?” she said.

 

Norris raised her hand straight into the air, and it ignited in the same blue fire Natsu had. But before she could do anything, she fell down.

 

“So this is what it feels like…. to die” said Norris. “Feels empty. Feels shallow. Funny”

 

“But I’m not done yet!” she laughed. “One last trick: soul charging. With the many souls of the defeated still in my body, I can turn them into a magnificent bomb to take out this island and everything on it!”

 

“Shut up!” both Luffy and Natsu screamed. Both used their best punches and smacked Norris in the face, busting her head open. Blood splurted out like a hose.

 

Both Luffy and Natsu fell onto their backs, exhausted from all the fighting that had happened today.

“Tough bastards” muttered Norris.

 

“Hey… why did you change your name to Cocky?” Luffy asked.

“Because I love---” Norris‘ lips froze.

 

 

Norris’ body began to fade away, and the many souls he had absorbed and stored in him were now visible. Slowly, they took the shapes of their original owner. And those who had had their souls tainted by Cocky were now turning back to their original selves.

 

“What happened to me?” said Hisagi.

“This isn’t my island” said Boa Hancock.

“Cookies?’ said Cookie Monster. “Oh, boy in hat of straw. You know where cookies are?”

“The f*** is this s***? What’s with all these anime shitheads? Why am I covered in soul mucus?” said the Angry Video Game Nerd.

‘The hell?” said both Erza and Gray simultaneously.

 

As the 126 souls wondered what was going on, most of them having lost memory of the events that had happened, Natsu and Luffy looked at each other and smiled, for they were the only ones who could remember anything.

 

“What the f*** happened?” screamed Andrew. He and Break had emerged from an underground door. ‘Where’s boss Cocky?” asked Break.

 

Smoker, one of the few who vaguely remembered some of the events that had happened, leaped onto the two and handcuffed them. “You’re under arrest for assisting the wanted criminal Cocky Vanonocky!”

“sheet” the two said.

“Normal clothing you two have there” said Smoker. “Normal appearance, normal muscle mass, normal everything. You two aren’t exactly the criminal accomplices I’m used to. How’d you get caught up with a guy like Vanonocky?”

“I think women with facial hair are sexy” smiled Break.

“I was in it for the tears of the machismotards” grinned Andrew.

 

The blades of a nearby, undetected helicopter started twirling as it flew into the air. In the helicopter’s pilot seat was Fleur.

 

“You ain’t bringing me in! You ain’t stopping me!” she screamed, even though not even she could hear her own voice over the sound of the whirling blades (btw, what the hell is a helicopter doing in the One Piece world? Do they even exist in the age of pirates?)

 

Crunch! A thrown baterang sliced off the blades and the helicopter crashed into the sea, where Batman already was. He grabbed Fleur and began swimming back to shore.

 

 

 

-EPILOGUE-

 

Most of the souls returned to their usual lives, some forever wondering how they had ended up on the nearly destroyed island of Impel Down. Impel Down itself was rebuilt, but it took 15 years to do so, and the age of piracy enjoyed those 15 years as any captured pirate would be incarcerated in smaller prisons, most of which were easy to escape from. Luffy was reunited with his crew and Natsu was reunited with his guild. Fairy Tail and the Strawhat Pirates were taken to Fairy Tail HQ for medical treatment. Smoker managed to keep word of the Strawhat crew’s involvement with the defeat of Cocky Vanonocky a secret, so no other marines would try to track them down. At Fairy Tail’s medical room, Luffy and Natsu spent a week lying in beds and became good friends. They shared their adventures with each other and got along well, until Norris’ dying question of which one was stronger was brought up.

 

“I’m still a little sore from using Gear 3 two times in one day” said Luffy.

“I still haven’t recovered from Dragonforce” said Natsu.

“Well, we gotta prove which one of us is stronger, right?” said Luffy.

“How about this - no devil fruit powers and no magic. We settle this in a fair fight”

“You’re on” smiled Luffy.

 

The two leaped into the air and grabbed each other.

 

 

...

 

That was weird, but well written I must say. Very weird.

[Ice.]

...

 

That was weird, but well written I must say. Very weird.

 

OH. DANE. WHERE ARE YOU UP TOO IN ASPERCHU?

[Headmaster Monokuma]

OH. DANE. WHERE ARE YOU UP TOO IN ASPERCHU?

 

I FORGOT. I'LL HAVE TO CHECK.

[Ice.]

I FORGOT. I'LL HAVE TO CHECK.

 

ALRIGHT.

 

HOPEFULLY YOU'RE PASSED DINO DASH.

[Clair]

...

FOUR WAY

 

WHOA, EASY THERE.

 

Heh. I can't stop reading about Asperchu. ><

It's too bad that I'm a slow reader.

 

OH ICE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[Ice.]

Heh. I can't stop reading about Asperchu. ><

It's too bad that I'm a slow reader.

 

OH ICE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

 

 

THAT'S RIGHT.

 

SAVOR IT. DELVE INTO THE DEPTHS OF LULZ.

 

 

[Nexev]

I still hate Asperchu. SOOO MUCH.

[Ice.]

I still hate Asperchu. SOOO MUCH.

 

The comic or the character?

 

Because if it's the character, I totally agree.

[Proto]

Heh. I can't stop reading about Asperchu. ><

It's too bad that I'm a slow reader.

 

OH ICE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Same here... X.x

 

Also might as well post it here.

 

My real name is Dell.

 

......Yes I know it makes a horrible pun with my love of machines. ><

 

I actually hate that name.

[Headmaster Monokuma]

ALRIGHT.

 

HOPEFULLY YOU'RE PASSED DINO DASH.

 

I AM ON.

 

JIVIN Issue #0 Page 1.

 

THERE.

[Ice.]

YEAH! JIVIN! FIGHTING LIKE A BOSS!

 

Bullet-Time Montgomery. xD

 

Same here... X.x

 

Also might as well post it here.

 

My real name is Dell.

 

......Yes I know it makes a horrible pun with my love of machines. ><

 

I actually hate that name.

 

AHAHAHAHAHA.

 

DELL.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

THAT'S SUCH A DICK NAME.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Proto]

.....Yes, I know.

 

You can see why I NEVER display my real name on the interwebs now. ><

 

I swear I'm legally changing it as soon as I can.

[Nexev]

The comic or the character?

 

Because if it's the character, I totally agree.

Character.

 

I feel like my Asperger's is being mocked, even though iut's just someone elses.

[Proto]

Character.

 

I feel like my Asperger's is being mocked, even though iut's just someone elses.

Well to be fair he IS a complete ass.

[Clair]

.....Yes, I know.

 

You can see why I NEVER display my real name on the interwebs now. ><

 

I swear I'm legally changing it as soon as I can.

 

Are you kidding me? Dell is a kickass name. D':

 

<- Plus, you share a name with dat Vocaloid. <3

[Proto]

Are you kidding me? Dell is a kickass name. D':

 

<- Plus, you share a name with dat Vocaloid. <3

Well honestly its okay, it just honestly doesn't fit me at all. xD

 

...So I share a name with a recolor of Len?

[Toffee.]

I meant for Cyber Twin Dragon.

Cyber Twin doesnt need to be properly summoned.

You can just Gale Dogra it, and then revive it with Flat Top.

As Flat top can revive a level 8 Machine, Ignoring the summoning conditions

[Ice.]

.....Yes, I know.

 

You can see why I NEVER display my real name on the interwebs now. ><

 

I swear I'm legally changing it as soon as I can.

 

 

I was kidding. It's awesome dude.

 

Character.

 

I feel like my Asperger's is being mocked, even though iut's just someone elses.

 

 

No. You see, CWC acts like that and USES his Aspergers as an excuse.

 

He's just a dick.

 

 

[Headmaster Monokuma]

Dell is actually a pretty cool name Proto. It isn't as bad as you seem to think.

 

At least it isn't generic.

 

Anyway, I'll be logging off in a bit.

[Ice.]

LEO is the most generic name ever.

 

LEO.

 

LEEEEEOOOOO.

 

And I'm a f***ing Gemini. >_>