Fader Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 I know some Korean...does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 I speak Japanese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 ...I just....Well, cards out. I didn't catch a sh*t of the 5ds episode, without subs. I must have missed a *totally important* plot dialogue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 I have 5D's on DVR...I can watch it whenever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 *totally knows what DVR is* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 So yeah, guys, some f** on a forum that I go on is going to post this on 4chan today. [spoiler=This is part 1 of his Creepypasta s***. He said he'll make a part 2 if it gets good reception.] Guys, I’ve been having a serious problem going on. I’m scared and I have nowhere else to go. If I tell somebody I know in real life, they’ll call me “paranoid” or “retarded” and dismiss what’s happening to me as something nonexistent. Boy, I wish that was all. I’d rather be crazy then actually see this crap. Anyways, onto what has been happening. I am a huge Ace Attorney fan. If somebody says something contradictory, I will hit one of the closest items and shout “OBJECTION!!”. I cosplay as Godot, I replay the games to my hearts content, I make my own fan cases and so on. Sadly though, I’m a bit of an unorganized moron, so I lost my copy of “Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth.”. It f***ing sucks, because that was the only AA game I played like, twice. And I don’t download ROMs, because I’m emulator-illiterate. So, a few weeks ago, I went out on a quest for a used copy of the game. I was kind of low on money, so I couldn’t buy any of the games I found. It was either 30 dollars or 25 dollars, both of which I couldn’t afford. When I was about to quit, however, I drove past one of those crappy generic game stores. They were individual, and weren’t part of a company. I decided to take a shot at it, because according to their banner they sell “Cheap, Discount Games!”. I walked in, and took a while to look around. The place was neat, it was all set up nice. It seemed like a Gamestop, although it just had this aura about it. I couldn’t find it, so I asked the guy working there. He was in his 30s-40s maybe, and seemed to hate his job. I told him the name, and he looked for it. They had a few copies. One was used and was sold for 5 dollars, the others were sold for 15. I had 17.30, and being the cheap f*** I am, I went for the 5 dollar game. It was just the game itself, no case. Where the sticker would be it had AAI written in blue marker over white tape. I smirked at my “great deal” and left the store, went into my car, and drove off to my dorm, happy as ever. Now that I look back, I really f***ing wish I would have spent the 15 dollars instead. I got back to my college dorm and smirked as I took out my DS Lite. Yeah, I still use that. I f***ing hate the new “DSi” s***, seeing how you can’t even play Gameboy Advance games on it. I placed the game in the slot, turned on my DS, and clicked on the thing that starts the game (I honestly don’t know what to call it). The game booted up…and froze. Yeah, it f***ing froze at the CAPCOM logo. Pissed, I started the game again. Froze again. And again. And again. Annoyed that I may have lost 5 bucks, I tried again. This time, I slowly put the game in, and slowly clicked on that thing, and watched as it started up again. It was working, I was really happy that I finally made it work…when it froze. Pissed, I got up and cursed as I went to get some Iced Tea to calm myself down. I was planning on asking if I could borrow 15-20 dollars from my roommate when I my DS’ screen. It was on the “Continue” “New Game” screen. It must have had loading issues. I decided to hit Continue, just to see where the last player was up too. I noticed it was on Case 3, the beginning. I remembered that case. The annoying case with the f***ing creepy badger. I wanted to start from the beginning, so I rebooted the game and clicked on “New Game”. The game screen loaded, and I was anxious, ready to hear Edgey shout “OBJECTION!!”. The game started, I was in Turnabout Visitor, or Case 1. I watched as it showed the familiar first scene, with Jaques Portsman and Buddy Faith talking to each other, Buddy getting killed. I smirked because I knew how easy this case was, and was anxious to start the game. I saw the scene when Edgey walks into his office and sees a generic thief leave his office, the whole place was pitch black. I read about a lot of cameos that I missed in this game, the most notable was the Phoenix one, so I decided to scan each room for something, and this room was no exception. While the scene went on, I looked around the dark room. I could have sworn I saw a silhouette of the Blue Badger there, but that would just be stupid. Anyways, I played through the case, loving every ounce of it. I was looking around, outside of Edgey’s office when I saw Winston Payne. Loving the cameo, I continued investigating. I was going to investigate Jaques’ room, when I saw it. Where Winston Payne was standing, was that f***ing disturbing Proto Badger. I only saw it for a second, because I hit A and went to the examination screen, but it was there. I know it was there. I quickly left the examination screen, and he was gone, and Payne was back. I went to talk to Payne but all he said was “………….”, but Edgeworth replied to it as if he said the same thing he said before. This was probably just a glitch, sure. A terrible used copy that was complete s*** so it was sold for a low price. At some points dialogue gets screwy and sprites just appear out of nowhere. That what I kept telling myself, but deep inside I had a feeling something was wrong. The most nerve-racking part of that, though, was when I was talking to Payne, there was a jingle in the background. A very, faint jingle. It was barely audible. It sounded like the Blue Badger theme, but I could have been wrong. I continued with the case, and eventually got Portsman arrested. I shrugged off the Proto Badger sighting and continued onto case 2. Case 2, Turnabout Airlines, was one of my favorite cases, only coming in second to Turnabout Reminiscence, which is Case 4. The case started with the familiar turbulence, Edgeworth getting scared, and the dead body. The case went on as normal, no interferences. Maybe, I thought. Maybe it’s all done. Maybe that was just a bug. There was nothing wrong. I went through Teneiro’s testimony and Lablanc’s annoying jabroniing. I then got to the lounge investigation. I found the footprints, the Mr. iFly statue and all of the other clues. Just when I finally calmed down and though, “Hey, maybe that was a glitch after all.”, it f***ing happened. I found that picture of Hicks in front of the Alif Red Statue. Anyways, in that image, I saw it. Where there were all of those people looking at the statue, there he was. The f***ing Proto Badger. But no, that’s not all. It was staring right up at Hicks. Or, at least that’s what I told myself. Now that I think about it, it was probably staring at me. I quickly left that screen and continued to play. I destroyed Lablanc’s retarded testimony, and went to investigate the In-Flight Shop. Everything went smoothly again. Cammy was my guide or whatever, I found evidence. Teneiro came out and told Edgeworth that he was done, and he asked to preserve the crime scene. Edgey left the plane and met Franziska, and she told Gumshoe to watch him. I then looked for the Sal Manella cameo that I somehow missed. There he was, talking in l33t speak and such. I decided to talk to other people. I talked to the one boy, looking out the window. He said something about running down there or some crap. I forget, honestly. After talking to everybody, I talked to the boy again. I honestly don’t know why, but I really shouldn’t have. The boy didn’t say his retarded comment. He said something far worse. The music stopped as the boy started to talk. “…it’s down there…it’s watching me…it’s ready…” and he repeated that about 3 times. The silence was eerie. I decided to examine/talk to the window overlooking the runway. What Edgeworth said scared the f*** out of me. “it’s the same thing from the prosecutor’s office. why is it here too.” in all lowercase. Just then, after Edgeworth said that, the badger f***ing appeared down there. It was pretty small, but I could still make the shape of that stupid piece of s*** badger. I quickly closed the f***ing DS. I was done. I was through with this f***ing game. I didn’t want to have a part in it. I made myself dinner and went to sleep, while my roommate was visiting his parents or whatever. I couldn’t sleep that night at all. I felt like somebody was watching me. Of course, it was probably paranoia. There is no f***ing way that the Proto Badger would actually come out of my DS and try to do whatever the hell it wanted to do with me. I eventually fell asleep, just because I was tired as hell. I could have sworn I woke up once, and thought I saw something outside my window, but it was probably a dream. I decided what to do. You see, I’m a creepypasta f**, so I did what most creepypasta that have “happy endings” usually do. I replayed the f***ing game, hoping to find something. I opened the game up, and the music was back, everything was normal. I entered the plane, and continued with the whole case. Once again, I destroyed Franziska’s testimony, I went to the flight attendants room and investigated, and finally, we went down to the Cargo Hold. I was kind of nervous, having a bad feeling that the annoying badger will be there as well. My fears were eventually confirmed. I was investigating the Cargo Hold when for a split second, it seemed as if Franziska’s sprite became the Proto Badger. I pretended to not care and continued. All was well, until I HAD to open up that stupid picture. The badger in it seemed closer, and it was still staring. Edgeworth used picture to confirm the Alif Red Statue on the plane was fake, but god, why was it that picture. I continued with the case, and got to the end, really close to arresting Cammy Meele. We had to find the phone, which was in the attendants room, and use it to find a picture, confirming Edgeworth’s suspicions. When we found the picture inside the phone, I nearly had a heart attack. In that empty space, where Hicks supposedly died, was the Proto Badger. It wasn’t a small sprite in the distance, or there for a split second, no, it was the Proto Badger itself, looking up at Hicks phone, or as I believe now, myself. After that happened, we pretty much arrested Cammy Meele, and the case ended. At the end, Edgeworth got a call from Ernest Amano, saying that his son was kidnapped, which leads into The Kidnapped Turnabout, or Case 3. The case that the last player was up to. I was ready for the game to say “saving”, when Edgeworth said something odd. “These photos seem like important evidence, let me keep them.” Just then, the game said “Alif Red Statue Picture added to organizer and Cell Phone Photo added to organizer. I was scared. Not because of these pictures though, no, because of the next f***ing case. The case started normally, only there was no music. When Edgey got up to that retarded Proto Badger, the game just completely skipped all dialogue. It just stared at Edgeworth, when he thought to himself “Those eyes…they just pierce into your soul…” There were also small odd things, like when the kidnapper called, it would sometimes say iT iS rEaDy, which is exactly what the boy would say. I was trying my best to brave this case, preparing for the worst. Eventually, I got up to the worst part. The haunted house. There was still no music, it was just silence. When Edgeworth dropped off the money, the kidnapper told him to “gEt OuT nOw”, and he did. Edgeworth left the room and was on his way out. I knew it was coming. It was still silent, just then, that annoying song that plays when the Proto Badger is coming behind Edgeworth played. It started low when the Proto Badger appeared. It’s pose seemed different. It just seemed like it was…walking. It then got louder, and the badger got closer. It completely skipped the sword. The song got even louder, and he was right behind Edgeworth, but his face was aimed right at me. The song got even louder as the screen became pitch black. Only with the text “…it is ready…” on the bottom. I pushed A, and hit the control pad, everything. All that was there was the text. Just then, the previous scene repeated, but Edgeworth was gone. The badger was there by itself, getting closer and closer to the screen, when the game made a loud noise. It sounded like the gunshot noise, but it was disoriented and ear-shattering. The game then suddenly continued, with Edgeworth in the Isolation Room. The Bad Badger head replaced with the Proto Badger head. A text box suddenly came up with the text “…it is ready…for you…”. I immediately shut the game. All that went through my head was “f***. f***. f***.” Guys, I don’t know what to f***ing do. Should I just replay the game? Maybe if it beat it, that crap will stop? Or should I ignore it? But what if that f***ing badger comes and gets me if I ignore it? /x/, I need your f***ing help. For you f**s that are going to go tl;dr, don't comment. I've been waiting for this s*** for a long time and I told him I'll get a test audience.0_0 *Skin is crawling* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted October 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 You should understand what's being said in duels, at least. You can read about the plot parts later when subs are released. @Black:Something tells me that the picture of the Proto Badger helped disturb you during your read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 Have you seen you seen this yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 You should understand what's being said in duels, at least. You can read about the plot parts later when subs are released. @Black:Something tells me that the picture of the Proto Badger helped disturb you during your read.Not at all~ The VIDEO did ~ @Monkey: Yep~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 http://boards.4chan.org/x/res/6050759 IT'S. SUCCESSFUL! CHERRY! I DID IT. YEEEESSSS. ONTO STEP TWO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 DVR You can record shows via sattelite and watch them whenever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted October 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 @Black: ...Oh. http://boards.4chan.org/x/res/6050759 IT'S. SUCCESSFUL! CHERRY! I DID IT. YEEEESSSS. ONTO STEP TWO. EXCELLENTPART TWOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 PEOPLE LIKE IT. SOMEBODY SCREENCAPPED IT. REVOLUTION. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 PEOPLE LIKE IT. SOMEBODY SCREENCAPPED IT. REVOLUTION. Shut the f*ck up already. I WANTZ PART TWO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 Victory for Ice~ Whee~ Now, kill that damned badger~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 Go do it yourself, Black. Or else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 Yeah, I wrote it. I need some time, I said I'll update when I can. Plus, they want videos. That's where I will use Dane and his ROM hacking skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 ME?~ I've never played the games~ I can't kill it~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted October 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 Yeah, I wrote it. I need some time, I said I'll update when I can. Plus, they want videos. That's where I will use Dane and his ROM hacking skills. s***.NONONONONONO.THIS CANNOT BECOME SOMETHING PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY EXPERIENCE VIA ROM HACKING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 http://boards.4chan.org/x/res/6050759 IT'S. SUCCESSFUL! CHERRY! I DID IT. YEEEESSSS. ONTO STEP TWO. That was an awesome read. Great job Mr. Godotist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 s***.NONONONONONO.THIS CANNOT BECOME SOMETHING PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY EXPERIENCE VIA ROM HACKING.... Majora was bad enough~ ;~; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 That's where I will use Dane and his ROM hacking skills. If that is so, then that f*ckin' Badger thing can happen. Black, kill that thin already! >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 OH GOD! >_ I just had a half-heart attack... I thought I hit the Like button... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 That was an awesome read. Great job Mr. Godotist. http://images.4chan.org/x/src/1288214849128.jpg THEY SCREENCAPPED IT. LOOK AT THE NAME. WHEEEEE~~~ Dane, can you help me hack the game and make magic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 http://images.4chan.org/x/src/1288214849128.jpg THEY SCREENCAPPED IT. LOOK AT THE NAME. WHEEEEE~~~ Dane, can you help me hack the game and make magic?Bad link, dude~ Leads to a 4f** banner~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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