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Mine:

 

"Mom, some kid at school said F*** and got in trouble. What does it mean?" XD

 

Lol. Second grade.

 

"Mom, you're so gay."

 

"..."

 

Oh, hell. I don't know what that actually means.

 

I got a talking-to, to say the least.

 

LolSmesh.

 

I got the birds and the bees talk when I wanted to know what all the strange noises from the bedroom were.

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Lol. Second grade.

 

"Mom, you're so gay."

 

"..."

 

Oh, hell. I don't know what that actually means.

 

I got a talking-to, to say the least.

 

LolSmesh.

 

I got the birds and the bees talk when I wanted to know what all the strange noises from the bedroom were.

 

2nd grade was meh.

But one time when this girl wasn't paying attention, our beer-bellied teacher with long hair (he was bald too) said he would put on a tutu and ballerina shoes, then dance on her desk to make her feel silly.

Mr. Hyde was mad weird, but beastly. Apparently he spent 2 weeks teaching my sister's class about asparagus.

I learned about sex one day when my mom and sis were out, then I randomly asked my dad, "Hey Dad, where do babies come from?"

Then he sat me down and explained it to me for an hour.

What an hour it was..

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Mine was:

 

"Mommy?"

"Yes?"

"Some kid at school did this," *raises middle finger. "What does it meen?"

 

I used to do that in kindergarten for fun.

 

Nobody seemed to mind. xD

 

2nd grade was meh.

But one time when this girl wasn't paying attention, our beer-bellied teacher with long hair (he was bald too) said he would put on a tutu and ballerina shoes, then dance on her desk to make her feel silly.

Mr. Hyde was mad weird, but beastly. Apparently he spent 2 weeks teaching my sister's class about asparagus.

I learned about sex one day when my mom and sis were out, then I randomly asked my dad, "Hey Dad, where do babies come from?"

Then he sat me down and explained it to me for an hour.

What an hour it was..

 

I don't get the bolded.

 

...

It took your dad an hour? O_o

 

Ninguno de ustedes debe saber de este idioma como yo, por la simple razón de que lo hablo desde que tengo memoria. Todavía creo que es [PROFANITY].

 

I hope those words enlightened you. If not; SCREW YOU!wacko.gif

 

... Callate, tonto.

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I used to do that in kindergarten for fun.

 

Nobody seemed to mind. xD

 

 

 

I don't get the bolded.

 

...

It took your dad an hour? O_o

 

 

 

... Callate, tonto.

 

The bolded=You know how men can be bald, but they have long hair that grows from the back of the head downward?

Like a mad scientist?

He was one of those.

 

Well, the explanation of it took a few minutes.

The discussion of it took like 55 minutes >.>

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The bolded=You know how men can be bald, but they have long hair that grows from the back of the head downward?

Like a mad scientist?

He was one of those.

 

Well, the explanation of it took a few minutes.

The discussion of it took like 55 minutes >.>

 

Ohhh.

... *pauses*

Yuck. D:

 

Lol.

You were really interested, huh, Fusion? ;D

 

I learned about that before the talk.

 

ONE-UPPED AGAIN

 

CURSES

 

I just thought my mom was hurt.

So I opened the d-

 

...

Yeah, never mind.

 

I learned where babies came from when I went to my friends house and we look through the 101 facts about the human body book.

 

I found this really funny for some reason. <3

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I swore to god I thought you got babies through prayer then God's department of Angels will review the prayer and mail you the baby through Divine Intervention.

 

As such I never actually asked.

 

The weirdest thing that happened as a kid was that I would wear fuzzy pink earmuffs, man those things rocked.

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@Nex: My parents told me that if I REALLY wanted a little sister, to pray to God, and see if he said yes. I prayed, and, being a little kid, said yes without a second thought. Whether true or not, I cannot recall.

 

Well, they looked at me like I was mad... and 3 years later, I got a little sis XD

 

I WAS RIGHT!

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@Nex: My parents told me that if I REALLY wanted a little sister, to pray to God, and see if he said yes. I prayed, and, being a little kid, said yes without a second thought. Whether true or not, I cannot recall.

 

Well, they looked at me like I was mad... and 3 years later, I got a little sis XD

 

I WAS RIGHT!

Yeah but I never asked.

 

Ever.

 

I got that decision on my own after questioning my existence.

 

I am the only guy who never had to deal with the bullshit stork story.

 

Which unfortunatly caused me to contemplate the purpose of memories while at Disney World, and whether this is a real world or some sick game played by a higher power, how can we tell, we're npcs!

 

Bear in mind, this was when I was in kindergarden and first grade.

 

I was.... introspective?

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While you were asking your parents about where babies came, I had psychological battles with my own existence and the existence of the very world.

 

Or it's lack of one.

 

Not even joking here.

 

I am not sure if that is normal or not, I think it's just cause I didn't get out enough.

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