Smesh Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 My kindergarten days: Mama, what's sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 My kindergarten days: Mama, what's sex?Was this before or after the "Santa doesn't really exist" speech? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 My kindergarten days: Mama, what's sex?Mine: "Mom, some kid at school said F*** and got in trouble. What does it mean?" XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 YOU DID A NICE JOB FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS, PUPIL YOU GET A GOLD STAR/STICKER/PIECE OF CANDY ...Day. Made. <3 GASP!A GOLD STAR!WHEN I GET 10, I HAVE NO HOMEWORK!WAHOOOO! Know what was great about my 3rd grade teacher? She gave us candy like every week.How I miss thee Mrs. Donnelly <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Mine: "Mom, some kid at school said F*** and got in trouble. What does it mean?" XD Lol. Second grade. "Mom, you're so gay." "..." Oh, hell. I don't know what that actually means. I got a talking-to, to say the least. LolSmesh. I got the birds and the bees talk when I wanted to know what all the strange noises from the bedroom were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Mine: "Mom, some kid at school said F*** and got in trouble. What does it mean?" XDMine was: "Mommy?""Yes?""Some kid at school did this," *raises middle finger. "What does it meen?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Lol. Second grade. "Mom, you're so gay." "..." Oh, hell. I don't know what that actually means. I got a talking-to, to say the least. LolSmesh. I got the birds and the bees talk when I wanted to know what all the strange noises from the bedroom were. 2nd grade was meh.But one time when this girl wasn't paying attention, our beer-bellied teacher with long hair (he was bald too) said he would put on a tutu and ballerina shoes, then dance on her desk to make her feel silly.Mr. Hyde was mad weird, but beastly. Apparently he spent 2 weeks teaching my sister's class about asparagus.I learned about sex one day when my mom and sis were out, then I randomly asked my dad, "Hey Dad, where do babies come from?"Then he sat me down and explained it to me for an hour.What an hour it was.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugendramon Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 MATA SMESH CON FUEGO. Ninguno de ustedes debe saber de este idioma como yo, por la simple razón de que lo hablo desde que tengo memoria. Todavía creo que es [PROFANITY]. I hope those words enlightened you. If not; SCREW YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Mine was: "Mommy?""Yes?""Some kid at school did this," *raises middle finger. "What does it meen?" I used to do that in kindergarten for fun. Nobody seemed to mind. xD 2nd grade was meh.But one time when this girl wasn't paying attention, our beer-bellied teacher with long hair (he was bald too) said he would put on a tutu and ballerina shoes, then dance on her desk to make her feel silly.Mr. Hyde was mad weird, but beastly. Apparently he spent 2 weeks teaching my sister's class about asparagus.I learned about sex one day when my mom and sis were out, then I randomly asked my dad, "Hey Dad, where do babies come from?"Then he sat me down and explained it to me for an hour.What an hour it was.. I don't get the bolded. ...It took your dad an hour? O_o Ninguno de ustedes debe saber de este idioma como yo, por la simple razón de que lo hablo desde que tengo memoria. Todavía creo que es [PROFANITY]. I hope those words enlightened you. If not; SCREW YOU! ... Callate, tonto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Was this before or after the "Santa doesn't really exist" speech?.... SANTA DOESN'T EXSIST?!?!*cries* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 .... SANTA DOESN'T EXSIST?!?!*cries*Get the nonbeleiver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 I used to do that in kindergarten for fun. Nobody seemed to mind. xD I don't get the bolded. ...It took your dad an hour? O_o ... Callate, tonto. The bolded=You know how men can be bald, but they have long hair that grows from the back of the head downward? Like a mad scientist?He was one of those. Well, the explanation of it took a few minutes.The discussion of it took like 55 minutes >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted October 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 I got the birds and the bees talk when I wanted to know what all the strange noises from the bedroom were. I learned about that before the talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 I learned where babies came from when I went to my friends house and we look through the 101 facts about the human body book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 The bolded=You know how men can be bald, but they have long hair that grows from the back of the head downward? Like a mad scientist?He was one of those. Well, the explanation of it took a few minutes.The discussion of it took like 55 minutes >.> Ohhh.... *pauses*Yuck. D: Lol.You were really interested, huh, Fusion? ;D I learned about that before the talk. ONE-UPPED AGAIN CURSES I just thought my mom was hurt.So I opened the d- ...Yeah, never mind. I learned where babies came from when I went to my friends house and we look through the 101 facts about the human body book. I found this really funny for some reason. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted October 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 ONE-UPPED AGAIN CURSES I just thought my mom was hurt.So I opened the d- ...Yeah, never mind. DO NOT WANT DETAILS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 I swore to god I thought you got babies through prayer then God's department of Angels will review the prayer and mail you the baby through Divine Intervention. As such I never actually asked. The weirdest thing that happened as a kid was that I would wear fuzzy pink earmuffs, man those things rocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 @Nex: My parents told me that if I REALLY wanted a little sister, to pray to God, and see if he said yes. I prayed, and, being a little kid, said yes without a second thought. Whether true or not, I cannot recall. Well, they looked at me like I was mad... and 3 years later, I got a little sis XD I WAS RIGHT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 DO NOT WANT DETAILS *sends you a one-page account of the details* I think I ruined their night, though.Oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted October 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Guys.I can't stop watching Grannel's Summoning. I'm hooked onto the episode.Next Yugimanz RP I join, I'm using Machine Emperors. *sends you a one-page account of the details* *dies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 @Nex: My parents told me that if I REALLY wanted a little sister, to pray to God, and see if he said yes. I prayed, and, being a little kid, said yes without a second thought. Whether true or not, I cannot recall. Well, they looked at me like I was mad... and 3 years later, I got a little sis XD I WAS RIGHT!Yeah but I never asked. Ever. I got that decision on my own after questioning my existence. I am the only guy who never had to deal with the bullshit stork story. Which unfortunatly caused me to contemplate the purpose of memories while at Disney World, and whether this is a real world or some sick game played by a higher power, how can we tell, we're npcs! Bear in mind, this was when I was in kindergarden and first grade. I was.... introspective? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 I never had to deal with the Stork. I was told babies come from the mommy, after God put them there... and I assumed that the baby was cut out XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 While you were asking your parents about where babies came, I had psychological battles with my own existence and the existence of the very world. Or it's lack of one. Not even joking here. I am not sure if that is normal or not, I think it's just cause I didn't get out enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Mom: Hey who was your day? Me: Screw you. Oops. 1st grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Guys.I can't stop watching Grannel's Summoning. I'm hooked onto the episode.Next Yugimanz RP I join, I'm using Machine Emperors. *dies* You always have your RP. ;D NO WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO. Starrk - Did you think "screw you" was good? xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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