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Unicorns? Fire the defense missle!

 

*defense missles get launched*

 

Did you fools. A METEOR? Nuke it to dust!

 

*launches nukes to destroy meteor*

 

Nevert, did you pee on me?

 

I got him.

 

*inpales Nevert*

 

I got him.

You do realize you just caused a nuclear fallot?

 

The meateor spell creates a meteor close enough to you that if you nuke it your caught in your own blast.

 

Congrats you killed yourself.

And still I pee.

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*waves hand*

 

I'm over here Rot.

 

Black, Naruto?

You don't get it.

 

I cast meteor, meteor is summoned about a kilometer away from you and speedily flys towards you.

 

You use a nuke at it. Even if it was a dinosaur nuke like Hiroshima, you still destroyed everything in a 1.6 kilometer radius, and enough damage to kill you in at least a 3.2 kilometer radius.

 

Now, think about it.

 

1 kilometer is allot smaller than 3.2 or 1.6, therefore it is sufficent to say that YOU FUCKING NUKED YOUR OWN ASS!

 

And don't bs about it being a mordern nuker or anything, that is ten times stronger, meaning you'd only die more painfully.

 

These are called facts MR Strikerson, they are the ban of every insane person who thought they were cool.

 

They are undeniable, unavoidable, and unstoppable.

 

And these ultimate weapons have been directed at you.

 

FACT: Meteor, at least Rot's summons a 1 hectometer in diameter rock 1 kilometer away.

 

FACT: Striker bombed siad meteor with a nuclear warhead with a blast radius well over 1 kilometer away.

 

FACT: 1 kilometer is not as big as 1.6 or 3.2 kilometers.

 

FACT: Therefore anyone in a 3.2 kilometer range of the meteor when it was destroyed is dead.

 

FACT: By the nature of the spell, Striker had to have been in that range.

 

FACT: Striker therefore technically killed himself.

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Orochimaru, definitely....

 

Ten-Ten

 

Frieza...

 

Idk about Sasuke...he's supposed to be strong but his emoness just kills it...

 

and ichigo is a dumbass I swear, butthere are worse than him

 

 

And the latest Naruto chapter ruins any chance of him being the worst anime/manga character ever...

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Team Taiyou better not lose.

 

Please, Konami?

 

Team Taiyo is going to lose. Sowwy.

 

But hell, at least they went out with that bang we wanted.

 

Jack suicided and got punked by an elf.

Crow got knocked out the turn Sleeping Giant Thud was Summoned.

This ONE monster was so insanely ridiculous, it made Yusei Accel Synchro.

 

As far as I'm concerned, Team Taiyo is the most badass team in 5D's since Team Unicorn.

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I agree, sis.

 

When Yusei pulled four monsters out of his ass, I knew my favorite duelists of all time were going down.

 

What an effing ridiculous main character combo.

 

Should've just used Double Angel Baton to send 2 Bolt Hedgehogs to the Graveyard and then Summon Debris Dragon.

Things would've been much easier.

 

Team Ragnarok should make you happy. Hopefully.

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When Team Taiyou loses, I'm done with Konami and 5D's.

 

Why the hell did they have to give these guys such a great backstory and nostalgic cards? ;_;

 

CORPORATE CRUELTY.

 

You should've been done with Konami when Blackwings and Lightsworns were released.

 

BECAUSE THEY'RE JERKS.

.-.

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