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We still need Nex, dipshit.

 

But, I would like to call up our new witness, Jake Marshall.

 

[align=center]-Witness Testimony: Striker Stole the Swords

 

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I was there when he stole the swords, that, I admit.

 

Meekins wasn't there, he was busy sleeping. You get shot for that in Texas, by the way.

 

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Just then, I heard a loud rustling noise coming from the tent, pard. Naturally, I went to inspect it.

 

There I found that dogge, right there, grabbing the swords.

 

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Naturally, I went to stop him. I, being, right-handed, punched him in the gut.

 

But, the sword injured my left hand, not by a lot, just enough to make it hurt when I move it, so I couldn't continue fighting back.

 

And that's my testimony, pard.

 

*Jake being Right Handed added to Court Records*

 

You may begin your cross-examination. Striker, present the EVIDENCE that you have in your COURT RECORDS to a certain statement. You may find a CONTRADICTION if you look carefully.[/align]

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Excuse me Jake. If you are right-handed' date=' why are you holding everything in your left?

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You were actually supposed to say "Jake, you said you're right handed. Then why did you stop when you were injured in your left hand?"

 

But whatever.

 

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Uhh...well...err, in Texas...you....err..

 

OBJECTION!!!!

 

Striker, the pain was obviously too much for Jake to handle. If you have anything against my current claim, prove me wrong. It's not like you have evidence in his testimony or something.[/align]

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Actually, I do.

 

*opens suitcase*

 

I did a little research on the dig site. First of all, it was not in Texas. It was in Egypt. Second of all, the Dream World Goverment was in charge of the dig. The Head of State was there. He is now the head judge of the Dream World Court. Third, should you been sleeping during the night?

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Actually' date=' I do.

 

*opens suitcase*

 

I did a little research on the dig site. First of all, it was not in Texas. It was in Egypt. Second of all, the Dream World Goverment was in charge of the dig. The Head of State was there. He is now the head judge of the Dream World Court. Third, should you been sleeping during the night?

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Striker, he's from Texas. Second the proof that you can use to object is IN his TESTIMONY.

 

Look carefully. Was the pain so unbearable that he couldn't move/fight?

 

You have been Penalized.

 

!!!!!

!!!!!

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Shall we go with Twig's idea? Shall I make jello puddin pops fore the court? Does Nexev like puddin?

 

I like pudding.

 

 

 

Also

 

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It has already been stated' date=' the excavation was done by freelance menbers.

 

No goverment was allowed to be involved.

 

Penalty.[right']!!!!!![/right]!!!!!!

 

@Godot: Your not the judge are you. *Angry stare*

 

BTW there is an explanation.

 

Mike gets shot so often he loses track of the bullet wounds.

 

Striker misesed Meekins but he was shot earlier and got the guns mixed up.

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Excuse me Nexev. They needed funding for the project. No Government, not even Egypt, wanted to waste their money on it. It was the Dream World Government that stepped in to fund the dig.

 

*faces Jake*

 

How was the pain so unbearable? You could of punched me with your right hand with no problem.

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Excuse me Nexev. They needed funding for the project. No Government' date=' not even Egypt, wanted to waste their money on it. It was the Dream World Government that stepped in to fund the dig.

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Okay. Striker, Dream World doesn't exist. You have all of the proof you need. Stop being ignorant and listen. You can't use anything like that. You can only use what you have in the court record, and the witness's testimony. That's it Striker. Now, the objection that you can use is in Jake's Testimony. Look again. Now.

 

Damn. >_>

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*facepalm*

 

You don't get it, do you? You we're supposed to present this.

 

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But' date=' the sword injured my left hand, not by a lot, just enough to make it hurt when I move it, so I couldn't continue fighting back.

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That way you would've objected my theory, and you would've been closer to proving yourself NOT GUIILTY. >_>

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Necroresponse.

Oh' date=' and you'll be perma-banned if you get caught. iirc, Corporal Atlas is the only one who got caught and was unbanned. But that's because Brushfire has a lot of leverage with the mods and YCMaker.

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I didn't raid. I was banned for two years for making a dupe that claimed Hunter had stolen his name. :S

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No. He punched you BEFORE he got hurt. Therefore, that's just another penalty. But I'm not charging that one. I'll pretend that you did it right.

 

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Ehh...ya got me pard. Sorry yer honor. I'll restate my testimony.

 

-Witness Testimony: The Fight-

 

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I ran into that dogge over there. He put up quite the fight I'll tell you.

 

But what actually happened was that I ki...YEAH, I kicked him. Right in the darn shin, too.

 

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After he was distracted, I grabbed his pistol...yeah, it was a pistol, I'm sure of it. It's one of the guns that they shoot you with in Texas. Anyways, I aimed for him, as he was vicious.

 

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I missed one, which explained why there was a bullet hole through the deer bone in the tent.

 

The second shot of that darn pistol hit him right in the shoulder though. It s'plains why he has a bullet hole in his shoulder!

 

 

CURRENT COURT RECORD

-Gun Bullet (Found lodged in deer bone)

-Striker's Machine Gun (Murder and Primary Weapon)

-Jake Marshall's profile (Him being left handed and such)

 

Any objections/contradiction?[/align]

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I don't own a pistol. I own a machine gun. Also' date=' if you were left handed, why did you say there was a hole in my right sholdier?

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He could've shot you in the right shoulder?

 

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Well..umm...see...there

 

OBJECTION!

 

Striker, it's just a gun. He still used it, and you still had it. What's so important about the gun?

 

A - The Size.

B - The Power.

C - A..act..actually...nothing..[/align]

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