World's Hardest Riddle

[Toot]

I will give someone 50 points and 2 reps if they can answer this riddle correctly.

 

I turn polar bears white

And I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

And girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

And normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

And make your champagne bubble.

If you squeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

 

 

 

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out,

But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out.

[The_Prince_of_Death]

onions? or snow...

 

EDIT: nevermind, I remeber this riddle now. I had this one in school. you are missing a line at the end the answer is "no".

 

EDIT2: but without that line, the answer is pressure.

[Squirrel Girl]

A cook

[Grunt Issun]

NO NO NO I CANT FIGURE THIS OUT ALL I CAN SAY IS NO!!!

[The_Prince_of_Death]

without the question at the end, the answer is pressure

 

with the question at the end, the answer is no.

[Toot]

lol what? ur right though the answer is pressure

 

Polar bears are white because the PRESSURE at the poles is too low. SO they have to absorb heat.

 

PRESSSURE makes you cry if its too much.

 

PRESSURE in your bladder makes you pee.

 

Peer PRESSURE makes girls comb their hair.

 

Celebrities crack under PRESSURE.

 

Many normal people will shine under PRESSURE.

 

Pancakes turn brown due to PRESSURE generated by heat.

 

Champagne bubbles until the PRESSURE of the carbonation dissappears.

 

If you squeeze something under PRESSURE it goes POP and its gone.

 

If you are looking at PRESSURE, you are in it. Think of as in a plane as i did. Your under pressure your ears POP.

[Grunt Issun]

everybodys heard this riddle before, nobody whos here actually guessed

[The_Prince_of_Death]

you are right, I have heard this one before. though I never got to give the answer. so now I just remembered the answer and gave it here.

[Grunt Issun]

HAH i deserve a rep for being so clever