Coaster Guy Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 here in the south, a cop was chasing a guy saying "Retard, Retard!" retard means "stop" in these parts. Then he pulled them over, the person's female dog sat down for the cop, and the cop says "whoa, nice jabroni!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Athena- Posted July 10, 2010 Report Share Posted July 10, 2010 Lol. I'm the only one who voted no on the poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi Member Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 the prize: Well done Leon (from RE4) you finished the mission. -And my prize? -No prize for ya! - =( Why? -You completed the mission using 100:00:00 hours. -Do you have a reason to judge just by the time used *Takes Rocket Launcher* see ya! *BOOOOMMMM!!!* *5 seconds later* -WTF! is he coming back to life? -YESZ -Why? -Cheats =) - =( -alright i will give you... -What? -A KOOKIE! Enjoy! -Yay! *eats KOOKIE* i wanna 1 more -No -WTF! i will boom ya... -are u serious? -Yep. -Oh S*** -See ya! -omg! *Finds out a Franklin Badge (Earthbound reference?) uses it* *BOOOOOMMMMM!!!!* *Leon Dies* -LOL! moral of the story:when you see a Guy using a Rocket launcher use the Franklin Badge (in real life use a trash can) and you survive,then the NOOB who used the rocket say hi to the dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokemaniac92711 Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Coyote from lonny tunes walk up to me (I'm dressed as road runner) I'm holding a rope behind my back, coyote walks onto a giant X (How'd he miss that?) I let go of the rope and an anvil, and a piano start to fall, as the woooing sound grows the coyote looks up and holds up a sign that says 'This is gonna hurt' he then takes out a tenny-tiny umbrella puts it over his head and gets crushed. An arm comes out from under the anvil and piano, holding a sign saying 'I was right, that did hurt' I go "Mep-mep" and run in a random direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 A woman was having an affair in the morning. Her son comes home unexpectantly, and hides in the closet to watch. Then, her husband comes home. She hides the lover in the closet, unaware that her son is aleady in there."Dark in here." remarks the son."Yes, it is." the lover replies."Wanna buy a baseball?""No thanks.""My dad is out there.""...how much?""$250."This continues for weeks to follow. The boy would hide in the closet moments before the wife throws the lover in with him."Dark in here." says the boy."Yes, it is." the man replied."Wanna buy a baseball glove?"The man, remembering last time, replies, "How much?""$750."The next day, the boy's father walks up to him and says, "Son, go get your mit and ball, we'll play a little catch.""I can't dad," he replied. "I sold 'em.""For how much?""$1,000."The father was appauled."Son, I'm very disappointed in you for selling those things to your friends for way more than they cost. Tomorrow I'm taking you to church and you're going to confess."So, the next day the dad took his son to the church and threw him in the confessional booth.The boy said, "Dark in here."The priest replies, "Don't start this sh*t again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi Member Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokemaniac92711 Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Cassidy:Prepare for troubleButch: And Make It Double(Both): Now here's our mission so ya better listen!Cassidy: To Infect the world with devistationButch: To plight all peoples in every nationCassidy: To denounce the goodness of truth and loveButch:To extend our wrath to the stars aboveCassidy: Cassidy!Butch: And Butch of course!Cassidy:We're team rocket scircling earth all day and night!Butch: Surrender to us now or prepare to fight, fight, fightMe: Cassidy and Barf!Butch: The name is Butch! Do I even look like barf?Me: Yeah Buffy with your green hair!Butch:BUFFY'S A GIRL'S NAME THE NAME'S BUTCH BUTCH BUTCH!!!Me: Fine have it your way HunchButch: IT'S BUTCH!!Me: Okay ButchButch: THE NAME'S BLOBBLY, No wait it's Bob, No it's BOTCH, UGH IT'S BUTCH! Oh, wait that's what you said...Cassidy:CALM DOWN BIFF!!Butch: That's it I am changing my name.(Name change)Jack: Now it's JackMe: Okay joe.Jack: It's JACK!!Me: Fine, john.Jack: It's JACK!!!Me: Okay George.Jack: THE NAME IS JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Final Messenger Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 A man bought a house by a river one day. Unfortunatly it had no plumbing so his fmily had to buy an outhouse. The man's son hated the outhouse so much. So one day when the news said the river would be flooding that night, the boy made a plan to push the outhouse in the river. That night he got on his clothes and pushed the outhouse in the river. The next day, he woke up to find his father staring at him. The boy then asked what was wrong. To which the father replied, "Did you push the out house in the river?" The boy then replied back, "Well, George Washington didn't get in trouble for cutting down his father's cheery tree because he told the truth." Then his father said, "Well George's father wasn't in the cherry tree" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Apocryphal Posted July 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 ZOMBS421253k' pid='4464213' dateline='1279477834']A man bought a house by a river one day. Unfortunatly it had no plumbing so his fmily had to buy an outhouse. The man's son hated the outhouse so much. So one day when the news said the river would be flooding that night' date=' the boy made a plan to push the outhouse in the river. That night he got on his clothes and pushed the outhouse in the river. The next day, he woke up to find his father staring at him. The boy then asked what was wrong. To which the father replied, "Did you push the out house in the river?" The boy then replied back, "Well, George Washington didn't get in trouble for cutting down his father's cheery tree because he told the truth." Then his father said, "Well George's father wasn't in the cherry tree"[/quote'] I get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Slice Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 ZOMBS421253k' pid='4464213' dateline='1279477834']A man bought a house by a river one day. Unfortunatly it had no plumbing so his fmily had to buy an outhouse. The man's son hated the outhouse so much. So one day when the news said the river would be flooding that night' date=' the boy made a plan to push the outhouse in the river. That night he got on his clothes and pushed the outhouse in the river. The next day, he woke up to find his father staring at him. The boy then asked what was wrong. To which the father replied, "Did you push the out house in the river?" The boy then replied back, "Well, George Washington didn't get in trouble for cutting down his father's cheery tree because he told the truth." Then his father said, "Well George's father wasn't in the cherry tree"[/quote']Lol fail,to you good sir. Sorry I'm not funny :[] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Slice Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 You can't really spam on the game section since non of the posts count.If spam counted then "The spam game" would have been locked when first made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M-Cube Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 One day in China, just before school was about to begin, the professor walked in and stood at the front of the room. He told the students to calm down, and said "Before we begin class today, I must ask question - who threw outhouse in Yangzi River?" No one said anything. The professor said "I ask again - who threw outhouse in Yangzi River?" Again, nobody said anything. "Okay, class," the professor said, "Today I tell story about famous American, George Washington. When George was a little boy, his father had great big cherry tree. But one day, George Washington chop down cherry tree. When George Washington's father asked who cut down tree, George said, 'Father, I cannot tell lie. I chop down cherry tree.' Because George Washington tell truth, he was not punished. Now I ask again, who threw outhouse in Yangzi River?" A little boy in the back of the room raised his hand and said, "Professor, I cannot tell a lie. I threw the outhouse in the Yangzi River." The professor nodded, went to the back of the room, and started to beat up the student. The student said, "Professor! I do not understand! When George Washington told the truth, his father didn't beat him up!" "No," the Professor said. "But George Washington's father not in cherry tree!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Apocryphal Posted July 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 I get it, but it's not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarbleZone Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 You can't really spam on the game section since non of the posts count.If spam counted then "The spam game" would have been locked when first made It wasn't locked because Games is a gigantic section that just can't be monitored regularly. It was still spam, and spam in Games does exist. This isn't a chat channel and threads still have a topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neo Fusion Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 [spoiler=Fun fact] Justin Bieber watched Naruto before he became famous and fell in love with Rock Lee, which is why he now has a similar hairdo as him and embodies the "Springtime of Youth" in his singing.He even has Usher to be his Guy-sensei :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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