Be funny, get some points!

[Joey Miles]

they are sometimes exspecaly when people dont take offense to them.

anyway if you didnt laugh then i know im not getting anything from this one oh well

[Admiral Tim]

jesus came into town riding on an ass..........you mama's ass.

[Anti-Apocryphal]

jesus came into town riding on an ass..........you mama's ass.

 

I'm a Christian.

[Admiral Tim]

so am i

[Anti-Apocryphal]

so am i

 

Then why would you make a joke like that?

[Admiral Tim]

my friend typed it in when i was in the washroom

[Astarael]

this game isnt realy fair, everyone has a different sense of humour

[spoiler=warning - racist joke]

whats white at top and black at bottom?

society

 

[spoiler=racist joke]

englishman, irish man and chineese man in hot air ballon.

the ballon has too much weight.

each person throws out 1 thing from their country.

chineese man: ill throw out the sushi, we have lots in our country

irish man: ill throw out beer, we have lots in our country

english man: ill throw out this pakki, we have lots in our country

 

 

[spoiler=ok joke suitable for kids]

y did the skeleton not go to the party?

1) he had no body to go with

2) he didnt have the guts

 

 

[Anti-Apocryphal]

this game isnt realy fair' date=' everyone has a different sense of humour

[spoiler=warning - racist joke']

whats white at top and black at bottom?

society

 

[spoiler=racist joke]

englishman, irish man and chineese man in hot air ballon.

the ballon has too much weight.

each person throws out 1 thing from their country.

chineese man: ill throw out the sushi, we have lots in our country

irish man: ill throw out beer, we have lots in our country

english man: ill throw out this pakki, we have lots in our country

 

 

[spoiler=ok joke suitable for kids]

y did the skeleton not go to the party?

1) he had no body to go with

2) he didnt have the guts

 

 

 

I understand that everybody does, but the 1st Post says humor that appeals to me.

[Astarael]

this game isnt realy fair' date=' everyone has a different sense of humour

[spoiler=warning - racist joke']

whats white at top and black at bottom?

society

 

[spoiler=racist joke]

englishman, irish man and chineese man in hot air ballon.

the ballon has too much weight.

each person throws out 1 thing from their country.

chineese man: ill throw out the sushi, we have lots in our country

irish man: ill throw out beer, we have lots in our country

english man: ill throw out this pakki, we have lots in our country

 

 

[spoiler=ok joke suitable for kids]

y did the skeleton not go to the party?

1) he had no body to go with

2) he didnt have the guts

 

 

 

I understand that everybody does, but the 1st Post says humor that appeals to me.

 

did those 3?

[Anti-Apocryphal]

this game isnt realy fair' date=' everyone has a different sense of humour

[spoiler=warning - racist joke']

whats white at top and black at bottom?

society

 

[spoiler=racist joke]

englishman, irish man and chineese man in hot air ballon.

the ballon has too much weight.

each person throws out 1 thing from their country.

chineese man: ill throw out the sushi, we have lots in our country

irish man: ill throw out beer, we have lots in our country

english man: ill throw out this pakki, we have lots in our country

 

 

[spoiler=ok joke suitable for kids]

y did the skeleton not go to the party?

1) he had no body to go with

2) he didnt have the guts

 

 

 

I understand that everybody does, but the 1st Post says humor that appeals to me.

 

did those 3?

 

No, sorry.

[Grunt Issun]

Ok

here goes

Whats the differance between a Piano and a fish?

 

Tienshinhan: YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO! BUT YOU CANT TUNA FISH! DID YOU HEAR ME QM! I SAID! YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO!! BUT YOU CANT!! TUNE A FIIIIISH!!!!!

[Anti-Apocryphal]

Ok

here goes

Whats the differance between a Piano and a fish?

 

Tienshinhan: YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO! BUT YOU CANT TUNA FISH! DID YOU HEAR ME QM! I SAID! YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO!! BUT YOU CANT!! TUNE A FIIIIISH!!!!!

 

I get it, but it isn't funny, sorry. =/

[L0rdL0ss]

Kaiba:I have finally found the Pharoh's leather pants!

Worker:I wanna wear em first!I wanna wear em first!

Kaiba:No!i wear them first!

Worker:hmm...i didn't know you were so keen to get in to the Pharohs pants.

Kaiba: on second thought, you can wear them.

[Anti-Apocryphal]

I get it.

[helldog34]

WARNING LONG!!!!!

A guy gets a bag of bluestone bricks for his birthday. he decides to build a path but is left with 1 bluestone brick. He buys another bag and builds a fence buts left with 1 bluestone brick. So he buys ANOTHER bag of bluestone bricks and buildsa house but is still let with one bluestone brick. By that time, his friend walked up to him and said " wanna get a drink"

"Sorry, i cant get rid of this bluestone brick" and tells him the story. "here, give it to me" says the guys friend. he gives it to him and chucks it in the air.

Meanwhile, a blind man gets on a plane when the flight attendant says" sorry, no dogs allowed". The blind man replies" its my guide dog, i need it." so the girl walks off. Later, she walks in saying " no dogs allowed on seats." The blind man couldnt see his dog on the seat and hits the window in anger. The window smashes and everything goes flien out including the dog. the dog grabs onto the wing with his claws. Then suddenly something hits it and it goes flying. Wat hit the dog?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A bluestone brick

[CMRenji]

Here is a good one.

 

[spoiler=Funny Story]

There was once a woman who needed to go to the Hospital for some tests. She lied in the bed when she heard a knock. "Hello, there." a white cloaked man said. "Finally, you're here." she said. "Let me take a look at how you're doing down there." he said. The man looked under the bed sheets. "How does it look?" she asked. "Fantastic." the man proclaimed. "I will need some blood." he said. So he stuck a needle in her arm to get some blood. "Excellent." he said. Finally, he felt her arms and her chest and said, "You are looking great!" then left. She lied down for a nap when she heard another knock. "How are you doing?" a different man asked. "I'm fine. The other Doctor checked on me and said I was looking great" she said. "But, I am the only Doctor on call" the man said.

 

[Grunt Issun]

PPFFFT!!

 

Anyway, how can you not laugh at the comdic stlyings of Tienshinhan?

ok how about this

 

WHY DID THE CHIKEN CROSS THE ROAD!!! TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[M-Cube]

 

[spoiler=Funny Story]

There was once a woman who needed to go to the Hospital for some tests. She lied in the bed when she heard a knock. "Hello' date=' there." a white cloaked man said. "Finally, you're here." she said. "Let me take a look at how you're doing down there." he said. The man looked under the bed sheets. "How does it look?" she asked. "Fantastic." the man proclaimed. "I will need some blood." he said. So he stuck a needle in her arm to get some blood. "Excellent." he said. Finally, he felt her arms and her chest and said, "You are looking great!" then left. She lied down for a nap when she heard another knock. "How are you doing?" a different man asked. "I'm fine. The other Doctor checked on me and said I was looking great" she said. "But, I am the only Doctor on call" the man said.

 

[/quote']

 

I get it.. :)

 

[spoiler=May not be suitible for children.]

Joe: Wanna hear a clean joke?

Bob: Sure.

Joe: A man took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke?

Bob: Sure.

Joe: Bubbles is the girl next door.

 

[Grunt Issun]

lol, agian TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIDE!!!! puting rage and emphesis into your jokes makes them more funny

[snake_boy]

Paddy and Tom are in a field

Paddy says to Tom "hey look, a flock of cows"

Tom says "herd of cows you idiot"

Paddy says " of course I've heard of cows, there's a flock of them over there"

[Coaster Guy]

(Meanwhile after winning a pepper eating contest)

 

Failed contestant: "have you ever had anything hotter than that plant?"

 

Me: "Your Mom."

[A King by Rights]

A woman went to a pet shop looking for a bird, the shop owner says that they have a makaw but it used to belong to a person that owned a brothel. The woman decided that this was no concern and baught the bird.

 

The woman took the bird home and when her two teenage daughters came home from school, the bird saw them and squawked "fresh meat." The woman was a little disturbed by this that she decided to take the bird back.

 

She covered up the Bird to prevent anymore snide comments, and was out the door. On her way down the side walk she met her husband. Her husband asked her wut she was doing, she replied, "taking a foulmouthed bird back to a pet shop"

 

her husband asked to see the bird, and she removed the cover. The bird looked at the woman's husband and squawked "Hi Sam!!"

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

A young boy 9 years old walks in the room his grandfather is in. The grandfather has a bottle of liquor in his hand. the boy asks "may I have some?" the grandfather asks "can your di-- reach your a$$?" the boy walks away.

 

the same young boy, 14 years old walks into the room his grandfather is in. the grandfather has a cigarette. The boy asks "can I smoke?" the grandfather asks "can your di-- reach your a$$?' the boy walks away

 

The same young boy, 23 years old, walks into the room his grandfather is in with the hottest woman alive. The grandfather asks "may i touch?" the boy asks "can your di-- reach your a$$?" the grandfather nods. the boy says "then go fu-- yourself"[/b]

[M-Cube]

If there's one thing I'm sure of it's this - adding "Huh? Huh?" at the end of a joke doesn't make it funny.

[Coaster Guy]

A boy works with his dad with a car, the dad asks him to get a size 12 nut for the wrench to fix the car. The boy gets a size 8, the dad says "it won't fit.", the boy says, "That's what she said."