Madsen Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Penis the Metapod used Harden! Penis the Metapod used String Shot! -----[spoiler=The Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow/Green/FireRed/LeafGreen starting]Hello there! Glad to meet you!Welcome to the world of Pokemon. My name is Oak. People refer to me as the Pokemon Professor. This world is inhabited by creatures named Pokemon. *Insert Oaks effin rants here* Are you a boy or a girl? -What the...I'VE BEEN A FRIEND TO YOUR EFFIN GRANDSON FOR YEARS AND YOU DON'T SEE WHICH EFFIN GENDER I AM?!? What is your name? -HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU?!?Right, so your name is *insert name here*. This is my grandson. -DUH.He's been your rival since you both were babies. -Exactly what I've been saying. I remember when we fought over the bottle of mil-WAIT A SECOND....Erm, what was his name now? -YOUR SAYING YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR GRANDSONS EFFIN NAME? Wait, you're serious. *Makes sinister smile*-Gary: But gramps.... It's me... D: D...O...U...C...H...E. End. Ok. Ah yes, DOUCHE was his name. Now, you and DOUCHE should come over to the lab.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Βyakuya Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Everyone's stealing my ideas.......a lot of people here aren't funny, and it seems I'm the only one who won.....weird... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Apocryphal Posted June 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Was that supposed to be a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 In one definition, yes, but here, no... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Percival Cox Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 RamdomI think it would be awesome if you could get Morgan Freeman's voice on a GPS. It would be like he's narrating your travels.----------------------------------------------Here's how u end the Twilight saga in one scene...Bella and Edward smoke a blunt together. Edward gets the munchies. No more Bella. The End.----------------------------------------------Michael phelps comes out of a pool and puts in some visine (cause of the chlorine)next shotMichael Phelps comes out of a house party and put in some visine (cause he is high as hell)then its just like VISINE --> dont leave home without it <--- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Apocryphal Posted June 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 lolno. >. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "TO BE CONTINUED" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Apocryphal Posted June 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lover Bat Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 You know waz your favorite Pokemonz? 2 Voltorbs and a Diglett in-between lol the real one is 2 electrodes and an onix in between. not 2 voltorbs and a diglett. 2 Electrodes and a Steelix. 2 snorlax's and a wailord and yur mamas so stupid that when i asked her if she had color t.v., she said "we ran out of crayons" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Everyone stop copying me please. Its taken already Yo mama's so fat, that when she went to Louisiana in a blue dress, everyone said, "Oh great not again *Everyone running for cover*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madsen Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Did you know that and can breed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Apocryphal Posted June 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 @_@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MortalKombatSmoke Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Did you know that and can breed? Now in order for that to work, if Skitty was the boy he would need at least a 6 ft long.... nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Apocryphal Posted June 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 @.@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Survivor Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Yo mama's so fat, the last time she heard the song 867-5309 was on the scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Apocryphal Posted June 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 @_@ Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lover Bat Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 MR. Mime can be a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Apocryphal Posted June 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 I get it, but it isn't funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Percival Cox Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 This . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lover Bat Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 i know but what about this. you ever wonder how pokemon can make eggs? well, they cant. they just magically apear because the boy pokemon/ditto is forgeting somthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackz-007 Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 hello beautilful blond girl,i'm not blond,your are not beautiful too!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Apocryphal Posted June 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MortalKombatSmoke Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperatelyneeded to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed myfarts with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my soda, and noticed that everyone was staring at me....Then I suddenly realized..... I was listening to my iPod. <---------- true story XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Apocryphal Posted June 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 :D Great one. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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