Xazeon Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Your penis looks like Lady Gaga. WTF' date=' who said that?[/quote']inb4urmom It was your sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maz Posted June 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 He told himself that? UHmm... Okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Survivor Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 It was a random joke. No person has seen my thang since I was in diapers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 The funniest thing ever said to me was:My Teacher Hey how are you good.Me:Great you.My Teacher:GoodMe:How did I do my testMy Teacher:What testMe:No matterI DUN get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Merciful Idiot Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Science Teacher: There is something I must tell you, I am your father.Me: But my father works as a lawyer south of town.Science Teacher: Damn it, thought you were an orphan or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^l~Soul~l^ Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 "Are you Chinese?""No.""Are you Japanese?""No.""Are you Taiwanese?""NO.""Are you Vietnamese?""NO DERN IT I'M KOREAN!"DJ NOT SO GOOD:IM A KOREAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 "Are you Chinese?""No.""Are you Japanese?""No.""Are you Taiwanese?""NO.""Are you Vietnamese?""NO DERN IT I'M KOREAN!" Koreans be haten in America. This new Western kid in my class said to another Korean kid "Hey, how's Kim Jong Il?" and he said "He blew your house up.". I immediately high fived him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^l~Soul~l^ Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 "Are you Chinese?""No.""Are you Japanese?""No.""Are you Taiwanese?""NO.""Are you Vietnamese?""NO DERN IT I'M KOREAN!" Koreans be haten in America. This new Western kid in my class said to another Korean kid "Hey' date=' how's Kim Jong Il?" and he said "He blew your house up.". I immediately high fived him.[/quote'] too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Kefka~ Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 my friend Kari: i noticed that a penis is like a twinky me: 0.0.....how so? Kari: soft on the outside with creamy white stuff on the inside me: then what about when it's hard? Kari: not a big deal, i eat stale twinkies all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 It was a random joke. No person has seen my thang since I was in diapers. That's not something to be proud of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Kefka~ Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 It was a random joke. No person has seen my thang since I was in diapers. That's not something to be proud of. and note how he said "person"................. u don't think?! (0.0') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 "Are you Chinese?""No.""Are you Japanese?""No.""Are you Taiwanese?""NO.""Are you Vietnamese?""NO DERN IT I'M KOREAN!" Koreans be haten in America. This new Western kid in my class said to another Korean kid "Hey' date=' how's Kim Jong Il?" and he said "He blew your house up.". I immediately high fived him.[/quote'] too funny North Korean people wouldn't go to America much... I think. South Koreans are awesome to talk to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAEGING D0GKING Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 A few days ago I wanted to tell someone a joke and this is how it turned outMe : Knock KnockFriend : Who is this?Me : LettuceFriend : So what I was crapping my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 A few days ago I wanted to tell someone a joke and this is how it turned outMe : Knock KnockFriend : Who is this?Me : LettuceFriend : So what I was crapping my pants I DUN get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy~ Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 A few days ago I wanted to tell someone a joke and this is how it turned outMe : Knock KnockFriend : Who is this?Me : LettuceFriend : So what I was crapping my pants lulz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 A few days ago I wanted to tell someone a joke and this is how it turned outMe : Knock KnockFriend : Who is this?Me : LettuceFriend : So what I was crapping my pants lulz? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Supreme Gamesmaster Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 No one ever says funny things to me, though. I think this counts, though:"I am the master of sarcasm." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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