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The D.M. Newbie

The D.M.

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Can you please stop trying to make your unoriginal ideas sound cool? -.-

 

It's annoying..

I wasnt going to point it out...cuz im feelin good today...But yea.

 

I second Proto's point

 

Aaand now...because it is the season.

[spoiler=R.P.820 Christmas...Part 1]

Castle R.P.820

 

Black stood at the stove wearing his favorite red apron, previously white but dyed red with the blood of those who criticized him for wearing an apron. And the most divine smells radiated from his work, Birds, Beasts and Fish, Vegetable dishes from foreign worlds and dimensions, a young Wyvern was roasting to a golden brown by the light of Black's flames. The aroma of the Dragon marinating in its venom drew a very hungry looking Broxret to the kitchen, licking his lips in anticipation. Transforming into his wolf form he jumped at the dinner with his jaws menacingly open when Black pinned him to the wall with sheer dark aura. He threatened menacingly, as though Broxret had performed some unforgivable sin.

 

"Broxret...i warn you...if you so much as TOUCH my dinner before it is prepared i'll kill you and keep your soul here with me, so that every day i can awaken to devise new ways to put you through the most exquisitely AGONIZING hell i can imagine. And then i'll turn your moans of pain and sorrow into an mp3 file and use it to get to sleep. So that i may dream of new ways to torture you AND REPEAT THE PROCESS UNTIL THE END OF TIME!!! IS THAT CLEAR BROXRET!!!!"

 

Broxret had already ran off in terror.

 

Meanwhile in the rose garden Valkenhyn and Tempest had finished enchanting Rachel's roses so that they wouldn't wilt in the cold. As Valkenhyn casted the final spell on the garden he turned to Tempest and asked him.

 

"My lord. As you know Christmas Eve is only a few days away, have you FINALLY procured Lady Rachel's gift?"

 

Tempest sighed heavily.

 

"I could obtain nearly anything for her, If i wanted with my power i could pluck the moon from the sky and hand it to her...yet...everything bores her...what gift could i give to one who takes delight in nothing Valkenhyn?"

 

Valkenhyn replied.

 

"Indeed my lord. Lady Rachel has gone countless millennium of Christmases without once receiving a gift that brought her joy...a tragedy really. But im certain you can think of something my Lord."

 

Tempest blinked in realization and without hesitation leaped over the castle wall. He knew what could make Rachel smile.

 

"Watch over the roses Valkenhyn!!"

 

Tempest shouted as he ran off and the old werewolf nodded in approval and smiled.

 

*Local Toystore Megamart*

 

"How the hell do i get into these situations?"

 

Proto asked himself aloud as he stood bound inside of a large box by plastic restraints. The last he remembered he was shopping with Nexev and Ice when he was knocked out, and when he awoke he was in the body of a plastic toy being looked upon by the bright eyes of dozens of children.

 

"And more importantly..."

 

He continued as a boy in raggedy clothes snatched him off the shelf and ran out of the store with security chasing him as he ran through the ice covered streets and alleyways.

 

"HOW DO I GET OUT!?!?!"

 

To Be Continued in Part 2

 

 

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The D.M.

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And incidentally. Yes i will be including everyone else in the future parts.

 

Andx, Jake, Black, Proto and Tempest are all gonna have our own little stories with appearances from everyone in the group

 

That fanfic seems heavily inspired by you hearing about the lanza skillet. lol

 

Yes! I have thus far stayed out of most of Raiden's fanfic. Or at least when things get weird. xD

Yeeeah you caught me...Lanza skillet inspired Black as the Super Chef

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I'm in the fic. Is that good or bad?

 

Meh, w/e. *shrugs* It may be unoriginal, but at least I am thinking of stuff.

 

Come to think of it, I could point out many ideas that people have for rp characters that are unoriginal as well. Notice that I don't.

 

We make them cool.

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I'm in the fic. Is that good or bad?

That depends on what's going on in the fic. In this case it seems pretty neutral actually so far. At least until we see what Raiden tries to do with you in later parts. lol

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...Wait... why is it that every time I appear I get abused in these situations!

 

I mean seriously... is that my only defining trait? That I don't like fighting and get mistreated a lot because of my extra lives not being as convienient as Black's Immortality.

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...Wait... why is it that every time I appear I get abused in these situations!

 

I mean seriously... is that my only defining trait? That I don't like fighting and get mistreated a lot because of my extra lives not being as convienient as Black's Immortality.

Perhaps to Raiden it is. He hasn't exactly been around all the time to see what all has gone on with you so abusing you might be the last thing he can recall.

 

Or, it might be he uses you as the abused character so as not to put himself there.

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...Wait... why is it that every time I appear I get abused in these situations!

 

I mean seriously... is that my only defining trait? That I don't like fighting and get mistreated a lot because of my extra lives not being as convienient as Black's Immortality.

 

After that Mr. Pillow shenanigan, I believe this is a great start to your punishment.

 

...

 

f***ing WASP.

 

 

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The D.M.

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...Wait... why is it that every time I appear I get abused in these situations!

 

I mean seriously... is that my only defining trait? That I don't like fighting and get mistreated a lot because of my extra lives not being as convienient as Black's Immortality.

You realize you are saying this to the guy who created Tengen Toppa Proto Lagann right? The single most badass incarnation of ANYONE i've put in my fanfiction? Just pointing it out

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...Wait... why is it that every time I appear I get abused in these situations!

 

I mean seriously... is that my only defining trait? That I don't like fighting and get mistreated a lot because of my extra lives not being as convienient as Black's Immortality.

*pulls out Lanza Skillet* Want me to beat Raiden?

 

But, it was funny xD

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After that Mr. Pillow shenanigan, I believe this is a great start to your punishment.

 

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f***ing WASP.

 

 

Wait! That totally wasn't my fault!

 

How was I supposed to know that Ice cried into Mr. Pillow?

 

Also... haven't I suffered enough? I mean sometimes I wish that I didn't have thousands of clones that I inhabit..

 

WASPINATOR CANNOT GO OFFLINE!

 

WASPINATOR HASS PLANS...

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Wait! That totally wasn't my fault!

 

How was I supposed to know that Ice cried into Mr. Pillow?

 

Also... haven't I suffered enough? I mean sometimes I wish that I didn't have thousands of clones that I inhabit..

 

WASPINATOR CANNOT GO OFFLINE!

 

WASPINATOR HASS PLANS...

 

Oh sure you didn't know.

 

WASPS HAVE SHAMED CATERPIES FOR TOO LONG.

 

DIE, MONSTER! *STRING SHOT LASER-BEAM*

 

 

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