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Despite popular belief my first choice of class would be White Mage, although, I have been dipping into Necromancy and Summoning lately. But Chaos would do, since that would make me the upgrade of you.

 

Also, are you implying I'm not nice?

You don't like being nice.

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[spoiler=Ice's Logic destroys the Universe]

The Cathedral Terra moved closer twords earth. Piloted by Admiral Nexev. Among his crew were Proto and LichKingLelouch. They carried with them an army about 700 ships strong and Cathedreal Terra was their flagship. Meanwhile in the hollow range Fading and Revenant Black prepared their attack. They had with them entire legions of Vasto Lordes and Arrancars. Only the finest of hollows. Their army reached numbers in the thousands. Jake The Sage and Andx rallied their armies of magicians and warriors that numbered in the millions, each soldier a master in his or her field of combat. Never had a deadlier mass of soldiers had been arranged for battle. The three armies converged. Prepared to fight to the death. The Twin Blacks were on conquest to rule this mortal plane. They felt it was the duty of man to serve the superior Hollow. Nexev and the rest of Test Tube Genesis felt that mankind had taken too long to accept the ways of new science and it must be forced. Jake and Andx were resisting both forces. But just as the first blows were to be struck Ice stepped into the midst of the battlefield holding a large scroll.

"GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED A WAY TO DIVIDE BY ZERO!!!!"

He said as he rolled the scroll open. The soldiers attempted to run in fear but it was too late. As soon as Ice's all-consuming Logic had been unleashed a mighty black hole tore the entire universe asunder and sucked all of creation into a point the size of a decimal point. In one fell swoop all of creation was undone by the almighty logic of Ice.

 

Ice Rules You...

 

 

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Aaand now MOAR FANFICSHUN (cuz the fans haz demanded it)

 

[spoiler=Shadow Zero's Finest Hour.]

Shadow was at the top of his game. He had trained long and hard for his fight with Nexev. He had become number one contender to gain respect in the club ever since he defeated Raiden. (Low-Blow when the referee wasnt looking. THEN forign Object....THEN another Low Blow. AND then another one. And then more illegal tactics etc...) Zero attacked the punching bag that Minnie held steady as Jake clocked the pressure behind Zero's punches. "99...94...101...96...Good numbers Zero...not bad." Zero wiped the sweat from his brow and smirked. "Better than what Nex can hit hunh?" Zero said with a smug satisfaction. "Actually Nex hits an easy 640 on this bag." Jake said without missing a beat. "And he needs Andx to hold the back back." Zero was sh*tting bricks at this point. "B-b-but i thought he was a NERD!! NERDS ARENT STRONG!!!" At that moment Proto Lagann burst through the doors. "HEEEEY Mr.Number One Contender!!" He said as he walked into the room his armor clanging against the floor. "Ready for your big match...Incidentally Nex has requested it be a No Limit match." Proto said taking perverse glee in watching Zero go pale. "N-no L-l-limits? That means..." "That there are NO disqualifications." Jake finished Zero's sentence for him. "And your match is in 10 minutes."

 

*At The Match*

 

Nexev cracked his knuckles and slipped on his gauntlets. After that he drew up his chain-sickles and twirled them for the audience. Zero stood in his corner taking a stance with his sword. Minnie announced the start of the match "Ladies and gentlesirs please draw your attention to center stage. The fight is about to begin!! Shadow-Zero Kun!! Vs. Nexev-Sama!!" The two fighters readied themselves. "Round One! Start!!" Nexev was on Shadow in an instant punching him so hard in the stomach that five of his teeth flew from his mouth. Then a thunderous uppercut sent another three teeth sailing. Shadow attempted to fire a blast but before he could Nex was already behind him slashing with deadly presicion at Shadow's Limbs. Cutting both achillies tendons Shadow could no longer move and Nexev drop-kicked him from midair into the audience creating an 8 foot deep crater. The match was over. "The Winner is!! NEXEV-SAMA!!!" Minnie said over the intercom exitedly. Nexev looked into the crater and tsked in dissapointment. "Is this REALLY the number one contender's finest hour? What a let-down." Nex said turning away from the crater to meet the eyes of Raiden. "Sup Nex...How ya doin?" Nexev picked up on Raiden's intent instantly. "Raiden-Nii San Vs. Nexev-Sama!! Round 1...FIGHT!!!"

 

The Crowd Went crazy

THE END

 

 

Srry Shadow but i HAD to do it XD

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