Ultimate Assassin Ninjew Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 *falls down as a piece of hair falls from Andx's head* YOU!!!!! You killed my perfectly symmetrical hair! Now you know what I have to do?! *pulls out conveniently carried scissors and cuts hair to be symmetric again* Now then... *shoots eight rounds at Jake's head for the heck of it* @Ninjew: Blame the mutual boredom between myself and Genesis. Hm, I'd get involved, but I'm busy atm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 "Restrictions Released to Level 3, Remain until Battle has concluded- Confirmed!" I call out as Andx is fixing his hair, using some suprisingly convinient scissors he had on hand. Once he is finished the sound of gunfire ringing out catches my attention as I swing the twin hook swords around, blocking some bullets while dodging others. With five of the bullets missing or blocked two land in my shoulder and forehead- yet causing no real damage, "Is that it? And either way-" Vanishing in a black fog I appear behind Andx and pull out a single strand of hair, "You have those three white lines so you ain't symetrical at all . . ."Also' date=' I disagree on the sacksoffatandflesh thing, but I don´t particularly like OR dislike them. >.>[/quote'] As long as someone mentions boobies . . . I shall post a funny pic ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Assassin Ninjew Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Wow Jake, way to really get him mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 *fires machine gun at Jake aiming for random body parts* Sorry...... I just lost control *stops firing* .......I need a moment. Also if anyone asks why I have guns on hand, its because Ice toke one of my extra lives! And I'm prepared if he does it again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 I dodge the bullets fired by Proto by creating a void of darkness in front of me, making each bullet vanish into a void of nothingness while I turn my attention to Ninjew, "You might be right . . . that's probably too much. Let me change it . . ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 *fires machine gun at Jake aiming for random body parts* Sorry...... I just lost control *stops firing* .......I need a moment. Also if anyone asks why I have guns on hand' date=' its because Ice toke one of my extra lives! And I'm prepared if he does it again....[/quote'] WOAH. WOAH. WOAH. That was Dahlia. I have no part of that mishap. NO PART. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted June 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Jake, stop the breast pics. THEY ARE LARGE SACS OF FLESH MEANT TO FEED AND IMMUNIZE CHILDREN, AND NOT REALLY SEXUAL IN THE LEAST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Says the man who never touched them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D.M. Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 I want to get a White Knight theme...just cuz it looks cool...but...i like my Raoh theme even MORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Not a single funny bone in his body I swear sometimes >_> I haven't even posted anything with the real thing yet or anything human. wait there has to be a beastiality joke in there somewhere! Whatever I'll stop . . . But on the record let it be known I thought that was hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Assassin Ninjew Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 It was funny Jake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Genesis- Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 @Genesis: Sorry for the delay' date=' I'm ready to continue. Though you may have to offer your invitation to Black again. [spoiler=My next post in the fight']Kid backflipped to avoid the bullet that had attempted to strike him in the face. He landed and focused in on his target who was now open to fire."Death God Martial Art - Stance of Crime" Kid said. He held each gun upside down holding the handle with every finger except his pinkies which he used to pull the triggers. Kid then dashed at Zero and fired one shot from each pistol along the way. As he got closer he jumped into the air making one front flip and fired off three rounds from each pistol as he approached Zero from the air. No problem, I'm back, sorry, I was driving. ------------------------ Zero Swung his Bloody Rose around matching each of Kid's shots meeting each shot with one of his own in midair. Then two more people appeared and fought Kid. Zero took the chance to pop another Blood Tablet into his mouth, *These aren't gonna last long... So I better make the most of the time I have.* Zero released his clip and popped in one of his special clips. He turned towards the group and fired two shots which shortly after leaving the barrel turned into giant crosses made of energy, each spoke of each cross was 10ft from the center. *Try dodging that easily.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted June 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Nah, it's just that you said it would continue And you bood DL for not liking them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The D.M. Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Says the man who never touched them. SIIIIIIIIIIICK BUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Seeing Zero's attack heading for Kid I sidestep out of the way enough to not take enough damage. Watching the attack I take out some popcorn and sit down, watching the sky light up more and more with each passing second that goes by. Taking out some sun glasses I slide them over my eyes and grin, "Sweet . . ."Nah' date=' it's just that you said it would continue [s']And you bood DL for not liking them[/s] I said I'd continue putting the pics up as long as someone made a comment about boobies. And I never boo'ed DL for not liking them (O_o) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Scar, you're becoming quite a thorn in my side, insulting my mentor like that, so I am going to start sending electrical shocks from my body to yours it will be quite painful, and I'm not exactly sure when I will stop. *starts electrocuting Scar* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted June 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Please, I'm abstinent, but my Best friend for years was a girl. I live/lived with my mom and sis since I was 11, and I was raised as a young kid that people were people, not sexual. EDIT: How many of you think I'm arrogant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Nothing wrong with accepting the sexual aspect of a person, as long as you do not only see them just for their sex. THAT Is called being a PIG and a bigot- and I have seen people like that. I like a person for who they are, and likewhise hate a person BECAUSE they are THAT person. I have made jokes about breasts around women and black jokes around black people. And you know what? They actually respect that I am able to say the things I do and not take it seriously, that I can joke around with them and be friends without seeing only skin or sex! Life is too short to be serious about every little thing. *looks around paranoid for an Andx counter* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Hello everyone.Wish me some luck guys- bb tourney and l got some money in the pot that i'll win. So if l win, that's 300 big ones and counting. l'll see if l can post the vids (they're being recorded) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted June 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 EDIT: How many of you think I'm arrogant? This and Nothing wrong with accepting the sexual aspect of a person' date=' as long as you do not only see them just for their sex. THAT Is called being a PIG and a bigot- and I have seen people like that. I like a person for who they are, and likewhise hate a person BECAUSE they are THAT person. I have made jokes about breasts around women and black jokes around black people. And you know what? They actually respect that I am able to say the things I do and not take it seriously, that I can joke around with them and be friends without seeing only skin or sex![/quote'] I was raised to see sex as reproduction and love, nothing more. That's why I'm not a fan of boobs, although Hinata, Aki, and Orihime are my favorite anime girls XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 You're arrogant Mars, but not Striker arrogant. Scar' date=' you're becoming quite a thorn in my side, insulting my mentor like that, so I am going to start sending electrical shocks from my body to yours it will be quite painful, and I'm not exactly sure when I will stop. *starts electrocuting Scar*[/color'] You know that just hurts Ice, right? GEE THANKS RA'AD. OOH. Do it again! It was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted June 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 But I don't behave like that except with Striker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Nothing wrong with accepting the sexual aspect of a person' date=' as long as you do not only see them just for their sex. THAT Is called being a PIG and a bigot- and I have seen people like that. I like a person for who they are, and likewhise hate a person BECAUSE they are THAT person. I have made jokes about breasts around women and black jokes around black people. And you know what? They actually respect that I am able to say the things I do and not take it seriously, that I can joke around with them and be friends without seeing only skin or sex![/quote'] I was raised to see sex as reproduction and love, nothing more. That's why I'm not a fan of boobs, although Hinata, Aki, and Orihime are my favorite anime girls XD To be attracted to a female is perfectly understandable and natural. Hell NO man here can never say they haven't looked at a girl and thought, "wow she's hot!" And it is good that you see sex as reproductive and love Black, otherwhise you'd be a horrible person who only sees women as objects of desire- they are NOT! But I am not talking about sex, I was referring to breasts and thus joking only about them- and not taking anything seriously. You can joke about breasts and what not without even having to relate anything to sex or a single person. And you are going to a tourney Tempest!? Win it dude!!!plus post the vids if you would (^^)b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 You're arrogant Mars' date=' but not Striker arrogant. Scar, you're becoming quite a thorn in my side, insulting my mentor like that, so I am going to start sending electrical shocks from my body to yours it will be quite painful, and I'm not exactly sure when I will stop. *starts electrocuting Scar* You know that just hurts Ice, right? GEE THANKS RA'AD. OOH. Do it again! It was funny. I honestly don't care who it hits..... and also, why should I forbid a lady from happiness? *accelerates shocking process* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 EDIT: How many of you think I'm arrogant? Everyone has their arrogant moments' date=' however whether or not you're an arrogant person depends on how often you have your arrogant moments. From the time I've known you I can say that you are not an arrogant person. @Tempest: Good luck Tempest. Kick their asses! (well that certainly wasn't like me.) [spoiler=@The fight:'](Okay let's see here)Kid couldn't even feel the hair being pulled out of his head but the mentioning of the three lines was a bit too much for Kid."You're right. Let me make them symmetric then." Kid said. But before he could Jake was attacked and Zero had launched a pretty powerful attack."Beelzebub!" Kid called out. His signature skateboard appeared on command. He got on it and the wheels turned inward. The board began shooting air from the wheels at high speeds. Riding it, Kid was far from the attack's effective range rather quickly. Now safely around the attacks Kid used Beelzebub to approach Zero again. He jumped off and at high speed attempted to kick Zero in the side with his right leg. And before the kick even landed he fired one shot from each pistol at Zero's chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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