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What would I want for pics for my cards by Jake?

 

Well obvious ones being: Jade Curtiss, Asbel Lhant, Death the Kid.

 

Other than that, I'm not thinking of much. As long as the pics look good and are some sort of swordsman/mage I most likely won't complain.

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Believe it or not I used to be a boy scout as well. Hell I think everyone has been a boy scout at one point in their life. Though I never did any of that fancy stuff like you guys.

 

BTW I am begining to collect material for the RP 820 cards

 

I thought that was my job?

 

Also I have never been' date=' nor will I ever be a boy scout.

 

Instead I will be a USAF Pilot. You guys can cook all you want, but I get to fly and shoot missiles at people for pissing off the government.

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Yeah but we already are boyscouts.

 

They are badass and that's not even a future proffesion.

 

Proof:

Of the words that come to mind when we hear "Boy Scouts," "badass" isn't one of them. Words like "nerdlinger" and "snot-nosed little knot-tying wieners" are probably closer to the mark. Don't say it to their pimply little faces though or they might cut you up with a Swiss army knife. Or without one.

 

We could regale you with all kinds of stories about Scouts who went beyond the call of duty to achieve feats that grown men couldn't dream about--like 13-year old Jimmy Kennedy, who saved his entire family when Hurricane Katrina struck his home; Chris Malasics, 14, who survived a run-in with a bear; or when two unknown Boy Scouts in 1921 fought against the worst flood in Colorado history to save a half dozen people from a burning, "exploding" lime plant... using canoes.

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In the original draft of Die Hard, John McClane was a boy scout trying to get his pottery badge.

 

But that all somehow pales in comparison to the time the Boy Scouts answered the call to fight in the biggest worldwide free-for-all in history. Back before the Scouting organization was even in its teens, the world came down with a fever known as War World I. After boning up on their emergency preparedness skills, the Scouts competed for their Hun-killing merit badges under a sky black with artillery shells.[align=center]

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Tales abound of junior MacGyvers putting their scouting skills to the task of ruining Germany's day, such as the case of 12-year-old Russian scout Andrew Mironenko, who crossed over enemy lines in the dead of night, unscrewed the bolts of a bunch of artillery guns and wheeled them right the hell back to the Russian front line. Or consider the Belgian Scout, Leyson, who "killed one of the enemy with his own hand and captured no fewer than 11 spies."

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And finally, there's Boy Scout Mohammed Jaisham Ibrahim. While in full Boy Scout uniform, he spotted and seized an assassin's knife just as he was about to plunge it into the stomach of Maumoon Abdul Gayoom, the President of the Maldives. The Boy Scout, who instantly became a Man Scout, received serious injuries and had to be airlifted, but he gets to spend the rest of his life with all of the Maldives knowing that he saved the president's life. At age 15.

 

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18572_6-organizations-you-didnt-know-were-secretly-badass.html#ixzz0r4ZYxj5b

 

 

 

You CANNOT deny how badass killing someone with your bear hands are.

 

And you don't get to fly and shot stuff, you get to apply later in your life to try to fly a plane and shoot stuff.

 

And while you dream of serving in a war, I will be in Iraq, getting my counter terroist invasion merit badge.

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I'll be gone at a similar time to a place called frontier camp.

 

It's a boyscout camp where we reenact 18something and have no electricity.

 

 

And I'll be learning blacksmiths.

 

 

BLACKSMITHING!

 

I can finally build swords of ancient magical power.

 

No, you cannot, for you will have to learn the "Build Swords of Ancient Magical Power-ing" which is only taught by the great Norse God Thor, I think.

 

And building a sword like that, Fenrir, would involve Nexev going into hell to forge it, and draining out most of his life force.

 

But you get a cool sword, so why not?

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Oh, I'm from the Bronx.

 

NO ONE from the Bronx would EVER think of becoming a BOY SCOUT.

 

That's like having the world end because it feels like it (the world will not "end" cause it's circular hahahaha cornyjokemakeseveryonelaugh). It just doesn't happen.

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