Proto Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Have you guys resorted to mutilation now?Not general, just having some research done on Broxret, who has recently been adjusted due to radiation. Alright Proto, you may now remove the stomach and liver while I analyze these samples. Oh and Nexev, tell your friend to wait until we are done to eat him.*removes liver and stomach* The organs have been adjusted slightly, they seem to be damaged due to the radiation, but still able to barely function. The stomach's acid has also been adjusted by the radiation, causing it to damage the body due to its newfound radiation, melting through stomach tissue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Interesting, send them to lab 7 for further examination. Remove the Kidney and Intestines next please Proto. I'll be in Lab 4 examining the effects of the stomach acid on our non-companion cubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Fine, I'll just eat a taco. GOD! Persoanally I don't see the point. It's Broxret, just piss on the grave wait a bit, then capture his body midreanimation and study THAT! Mutation is overused anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 I don't care about the Mutation itself. I'm more interested in what type of building materials we can make that resist his strong stomach acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Interesting, send them to lab 7 for further examination. Remove the Kidney and Intestines next please Proto. I'll be in Lab 4 examining the effects of the stomach acid on our non-companion cubes.Why do I need to do all the work around here! Why can't someone else mutilate this man! What about GLaDOS? I am currently unable to preform this function, however I am assisting you as much as I can in my current state, as your right arm. Very well. *removes the kidney and intestines* Well, as with the stomach they seem damaged, but able to function without any major difficulties. No notable differences with them besides as with the stomach the body fluid has been made much more deadly to the touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 I don't care about the Mutation itself. I'm more interested in what type of building materials we can make that resist his strong stomach acid.You know that we already have plenty of stuff that can resist it. But fine, make sure you clean up though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 You know that we already have plenty of stuff that can resist it. But fine, make sure you clean up though.I believe that Creator is merely wondering how this transformation can be used in a way benifical to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 @NexevUnlike some people (Andx) I keep my work station clean. @ProtoI see, well then let us not waste time. Remove the Heart and Brain from the subject. Run a full analysis, GLaDOS I'm sure you can assist him with that, then prepare to put all the organs back in and send the subject to waiting room 2. We are going to run a few tests... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 ... Broxret leather pants? PLEASE? Yeah, give Rot the corpse when your done. He's like a indian, uses all parts of the body for stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Transformation? Wow I have been out of the loop for too long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Fine Rot, when we are done you can have the corpse. And I think he will make a better pair of boots and gloves than pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 I don't have pants yet, plus you aren't much of a seamstess.I can use the spikes and bones to provide padding for my knees and such. I can make boots from the scraps and the scraps of other corpses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 @NexevUnlike some people (Andx) I keep my work station clean. @ProtoI see, well then let us not waste time. Remove the Heart and Brain from the subject. Run a full analysis, GLaDOS I'm sure you can assist him with that, then prepare to put all the organs back in and send the subject to waiting room 2. We are going to run a few tests...Let's get this settled. *removes heart with right arm* Well it seems to be beating at a abnormal rate, even though its host is dead, the blood seems to be also tampered with, almost as acidic as the stomach fluid. Otherwise it seems that the heart is in full working condition. *removes brain* The brain seems to have shrunken in reaction to the radiation, its bloodstream indicates that it is in a case of pure rage, even with the host dead, otherwise, fully functional. *places all body parts back into Broxret's body and sends it to Creator via Portal Gun* Job well done GLaDOS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 .... He had a brain? Since when? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Alright well I'll wait for him to wake up, run him through the shrapnel test, and then he is all yours Rot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 .... He had a brain? Since when?Albet a tiny one he possessed one. Tests indicate large amounts of testosterone in his body, in fact it is nearly 75% of his body. Good Girl. *pats GLaDOS Gun* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 In my absence this place has turned into quite the odd little scientific center of research. As long as there isn't a mess left after you're done I suppose I don't have any complaints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Please, don't leave a mess. I'm not cleaning up any ones organs unless I'm the one harvesting them So yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Yeah lets not leave my castle looking like a meat cutters worst nightmare <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Your castle? Ha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! My alter ego is multicolored! Ha. No, that was just my pet birdie being silly. He speaks for me sometimes. Whatever. SO I heard you were murdering Brox multiple times... isn't it against the law to kill someone more than once? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 SO I heard you were murdering Brox multiple times... isn't it against the law to kill someone more than once?Actually the law has nothing to say on that matter as most people die when they're killed. So while killing Broxret once would have been illegal, the twenty or so times we've killed him is currently in legal limbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Also it's Broxret. Marv got a medal of honor for slitting his stomach and pouring salt on it. ... Yeah, he works in the army. Shocked me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Actually the law has nothing to say on that matter as most people die when they're killed. So while killing Broxret once would have been illegal, the twenty or so times we've killed him is currently in legal limbo. Now THAT is utter blastphemy. Someone write the law quick before the God of Death gets angry with us. I prefer saying Brox. It makes him sound less... distant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Now THAT is utter blastphemy. Someone write the law quick before the God of Death gets angry with us. I prefer saying Brox. It makes him sound less... distant.A law making the multiple killing of Broxret legal or illegal? Because if writing a law is all it takes to appease the God of Death then I'm pretty sure most of the club will still want to be able to kill him. Or at the least Black will still want to lanza him in certain instances. True it does. Using a nickname makes it sound like we actually care. Which is why when we get to killing him we call him Broxret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Yeah lets not leave my castle looking like a meat cutters worst nightmare <_<Don't worry, Test Tube Genesis provides sanitary clean up after each mutilation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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