Andx Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 He was if I recall religous, a conservative, and a math freak making a story for a little girl. ..... I'm not going to say it.Because you know we're all thinking it. Because somehow I doubt you're worried about saying what you're implying. At least if what I believe you're implying is what you're actually implying. Any suggestions to make that last sentence make even less sense? @Black: At least you didn't ninja me this time. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Nope, I read the cliffnotes. The guy was named Charles Dodgson, and he wrote it since Alice Liddell asked him to. The man was both a conservative and a Angilican Deacon. While there is a easy joke here I am still not going to say it and just state that drugs were never mentioned anywhere besides the caterpillar. No one can even think up children stories while on pot since you'd be too stoned to notice the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 *Points at Hooka-smoking, time-reverting catterpillar* You think THAT could be made when SOBER? *Points at Cheshire Cat, Jabberwocky (BTW, looks like Satan itself in Burton's movie, and it's said to be accurate to description), Tweedles, MArch Hair, Mad Hatter (This is something that REALLY happened. The hats were made with lead in them, and the hatter would LICK his hands as he worked to use saliva to style the hat... so, they went wonky), etc.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 @Nex: Letting us all think about the joke to be made is more effective than just saying it anyway. @Black: I think he'd have to be sober to write it. Though past experience with drugs might have given him experience in how to make the book seem like one bad trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Yes, yes I can. I read them and the story is meant for kids, random stuff happens. Plus I read worse, the story is about madness. Just cause a book about nonsense is about nonsense doesn't mean it requires drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 ... I say LCD was involved <.> inb4itwasnotmadethen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 ... I say LCD was involved <.< inb4itwasnotmadethenIt wasn't made then. Oh darn it, you inb4'd that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Your a fan of a book with evil kids altering history with books, summoning random eyeball loving demon guys named Marv and you think LCD has to be involved in making a silly kids story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Your a fan of a book with evil kids altering history with books, summoning random eyeball loving demon guys named Marv and you think LCD has to be involved in making a silly kids story?Oh, going after his favorite books huh? This should no doubt spark an interesting reaction on Black's part. But to be even somewhat the current, and also random, topic: Alice in Wonderland is just the one thing people like to joke about was made with drugs involved. Not sure how that came about but that's what happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Interesting. Also interesting how I get back and everyone is offline. Ah well, talk to you guys tomorrow or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 I would live in Underland, honestly you guys are too uptight about reality. And it's mercury Black, not lead. The Mad Hatter was obviously derived from the phrase 'as mad as a hatter' because their hats way back way used to be conditioned with mercury, and the mercury fumes caused brain damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Your a fan of a book with evil kids altering history with books, summoning random eyeball loving demon guys named Marv and you think LCD has to be involved in making a silly kids story? Mine has a good ending =/ The kids aren't evil, they just fall into sin. Black is not a demon, at first, but a kid's Id given physical form. The Kids were writing a book, not realizing what they were doing, at first. They were shielded from sin for 13 years before this point. It does not require drugs, as the story is meant to be horror/Thriller. I would live in Underland, honestly you guys are too uptight about reality. And it's mercury Black, not lead. The Mad Hatter was obviously derived from the phrase 'as mad as a hatter' because their hats way back way used to be conditioned with mercury, and the mercury fumes caused brain damage. Not what my history teacher said <.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Mine has a good ending =/ The kids aren't evil, they just fall into sin. Black is not a demon, at first, but a kid's Id given physical form. The Kids were writing a book, not realizing what they were doing, at first. They were shielded from sin for 13 years before this point. It does not require drugs, as the story is meant to be horror/Thriller. Not what my history teacher said <.<And wonderland turns out all to be a dream, those are naturally random. And no, just because you have a scary book doesn't give it a drug free pass. IF anything it's even worse. So there are some kids, who fall into sin for reading these magical reality altering books and then another guy has to fight one of the kids, who is actually not one of the kids but a kid's Id given flesh. Then the kid's clone travels back in time and becomes the bad guy proving the kid was the kid. Oh and somewhere if I recall the kids fuse to make a super evil guy. And lest not forget the eyeball fetish..... Face it, drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 No, he's just Dakrness, evil, and Madness given form =/ That's like saying Kefka came from Drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 No you said it, the kids fuse to evil destroy and then one of them goes to the past and becomes Marsuveses Black. So it's not evil given form, it's one of the kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Mo. Billy gets RIPPED IN TWO, not fused. Also, there are two MArsuvees Blacks. One is Marsuvees, Billy from the future. The other is Black, Kid Billy's Id given form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 .....Okay then. So the arguement is that your book is not on drugs by being even MORE freaky than I thought? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 It's a somewhat horror novel that directly involves Satan as a villain, what did you expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 That well, it would at least pretend to not be based on a bad meth trip perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 What? There's a difference too:My books: Made for Adults/Late Teens Alice:MAde for CHILDREN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Children books have talking animals, ladybugs who say a whale is too small, magical sins that turn you into donkeys, puppets that come to life, woman cutting there feet to fit in glass slippers, ripping stomachs, poison.... lest I go on? Oh and just cause it's a adult book doesn't make it less drug filled than a kids one. Explain how target audience affects the author's drug dosage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Yeah, but those are all very, very odd too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 But most importantly, why does a Kid's book have to be thought up with drugs and a equally messed up adult book be made by a sane man? There is still a joke I can say as an ansewer but I won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to try and understand these conversations. So if I may, can I ask to see the now less skeletal and more juicy plot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted August 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Nex, can you get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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