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@Jake

You do realize that Nexev rebuilt and programed GLaDOS right? I'm sorry but not even my AI will go near her.

 

You best leave Proto.

 

@Proto

I have only one thing to say:

 

Run.

 

@Brox

I used to work for Shinra...

 

Hojo F***ing took all the credit for my work.

 

30 years of Jenova Research down the drain.

 

The plus side is that I was able to safely secure enough samples of various creatures for my research and I still have plenty of funding.

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Need any help doing away with her?

 

*holds up phone number ofr the "Wolf Pack Assassines Agency"*

NO! If I'm going to get anywhere with GLaDOS I need to prove that I don't want to kill her.

 

I believe that machines do have some sanity in them, I think that GLaDOS has some.

 

I don't care if she tries to kill me for the rest of my life I am NOT killing her.

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RON!

 

 

DRAMATIC QUOTE CHAIN OF DEATH!

 

 

 

 

I would take offense to that if the only person that was trying to kill me wasn't in walking distance.

 

I MEAN SERIOUSLY SHE KILLED THE COMPANION CUBE!

 

......Hey GLaDy... are you still mad about the whole abandoning you thing?

Have you played Up your arsenal, the companion cube was being upgraded, the whole trash thing was a dare to see if she could break you.

 

I lost.

 

Way to go.

 

Yeeeaaahhh GLaDOS is.

 

Long story short I was a AI assigned to the Apeture Science Lab, after the tests I was supposed to leave but GLaDOS was a little clingy with me, so I kinda had to kill her, at least I thought until Nex fixed her.

 

So yeah.... I kinda did something that screwed the rest of my life.

 

 

She was my daughter, I did what had to be done.

 

 

@Broxret having not returned Glados: You obviously think I was bluffing, but you know what? You're not that smart are you? Why bluff something so simple? Best part is, it won't kill you, you'd just start wishing it did.

 

 

 

Need any help doing away with her?

 

*holds up phone number ofr the "Wolf Pack Assassines Agency"*

 

 

Creator is right, I will mess you up if you try anything.

 

Ceator I have no fear of anyone or anything . . . and neither do these bounty hunters/assassines

It's not cause there brave, it's cause they are f***ing unimaginative.

 

But fine, call the shitheads, I could use some dinner.

 

NO! If I'm going to get anywhere with GLaDOS I need to prove that I don't want to kill her.

 

I believe that machines do have some sanity in them, I think that GLaDOS has some.

 

I don't care if she tries to kill me for the rest of my life I am NOT killing her.

 

That's good, she said she was sorry anyway.

 

She should have told you that the companion cube went through the entire test willingly, it was for an upgrade.

 

Didn't say you'd be the one doing the killing . . . it'll be completely hush hush. She'll just disappear one day and no one'll ever see her again.

 

Why are you talking about yourself.

 

Your a guy, right?

 

Ha, like he has any balls.

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I was merely sipping some of this jolly tea and you go about accusing me of going out of bounds?

 

Sir I belive you are pointing your finger rather premptivly don't you say.

 

I haven't even murdered you yet.

 

Shame, some people these days have no manners.

 

*sips*

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That's good, she said she was sorry anyway.

 

She should have told you that the companion cube went through the entire test willingly, it was for an upgrade.

You mean companion was only pretending to be my friend?.......

 

Well nice to see that GLaDOS forgives me... Tell her I'm sorry for killing her.

 

.......Wait why is she a loli?

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... *Eats onion soup while watching*

 

So, what have I missed?

Well me and GLaDOS made up after years of trying to kill each other.

 

I got a brief backstory.

 

Broxret kidnapped a loli who happened to be GLaDy.

 

Jake is mad at Nexev.

 

And I'm from Apeture Science.

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You mean companion was only pretending to be my friend?.......

 

Well nice to see that GLaDOS forgives me... Tell her I'm sorry for killing her.

 

.......Wait why is she a loli?

 

If I remenber correctly she was activated on May 2000. As such is is about ten years old right.

 

 

The cube IS your friend, the cube however is also alive.

 

 

@Taint: Jake tried to kill my daughter and I went out of bounds.

 

 

Nexev Frohawk is a rouge vice leader WHO DOESN'T"T PLAY BY DA RULES!

 

 

Oh and Marv is about to disect Broxret, rip out his pancreas, shove it down his throat, dump salt inside his body, seal it up, and barely give him enough water to survive so that he is in complete hell.

 

And pee on his eyeball.

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No, I'm little tortilla boy.

 

A rouge rper.

 

 

WHO DOESN"T PLAY BY DAH RULES!

 

And this has been pretty organized.

 

 

Besides the fact that MArv is about to top any of Broxret's deaths without even killing him.

 

 

@Jake: I'm Nexev, Nevert is someone else.

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If I remenber correctly she was activated on May 2000. As such is is about ten years old right.

 

 

The cube IS your friend, the cube however is also alive.

Wait if that's true then I should be about that a-

 

*shrinks into chibi Proto Man*

 

I hate you.... so much.

 

Yay cubey is my friend again! ....But I kinda killed him......

 

Darn....

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Well Nexev you'll be glad to know I finished the Companion Cube's upgrades.

 

Here as you can see he is now enjoying a lovely game of Half-Life.

 

Portal__Companion_Cube_by_RishiRamraj.jpg

 

Oh and Proto, he says he sent you a friend request but you never responded...

 

 

I shouldn't even bother but you did remenber to install the autobotian style transformation spark so it can become a mobile machine?

 

@Club war: yeah, last one was fun...

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