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And now just because earlier he said he DIDNT want in....imma make one ALL ABOUT PROTO

[spoiler=PROTO'S EPIC WIN: TENGEN TOPPA PROTO LAGANN!!]

Proto was activated unexpectedly to find himself in an unfamiliar battlefield standing next to a bloodied and near death Black. "P-proto...the enemy...is too powerful for me to beat on my own..." Black said coughing up blood. Proto's eyes widened in shock and turned to face the enemy in the form of a 600 foot tall statue of Aizen with chainsaws for arms being piloted by Aizen. Proto stepped backwards at the overwhelming enemy. "H-how do i FIGHT something like that?!?!?" Proto asked Black. In respons Black produced a Core Drill from his cloak. "Proto...i..built you...with an emergency power source...a Spiral Energy core...Use it...and bring peace to the world...where i have failed. you must.. defeat...Aizen.." Black fell to the ground in death. Proto screamed in a rage and slammed the Core Drill into his chest and twisted it. In that instant his entire world became a white hot inferno of power. He felt God-Crushing strength flow into him as he grew hundreds of feet taller. Not just him. But Black, and EVERYONE in R.P.820...no..everyone on YCM!! And even FARTHER. He was drawing power from the ENTIRE INTERNETS! (except 4chan because they are WIERD) Proto re-opened his eyes and looked down at the now feeble looking Aizen Mech and declared. "Know THIS Aizen!! For the murder of my master! And for the sake of ALL mankind!! I WILL CRUSH YOU!! Just Who the HELL do you think i am?!?!?" Proto roared putting all of his might into shouting the timeless meme. "And now through the power of the INTERNETZ i will deal you a fate worse than DEATH!" Tengen Toppa Proto Lagann picked up the Aizen Mech and opened a rift in dimensions. "For your cruelty Aizen...I hereby feed you to...INTERNET TROLLS!!" Aizen's eyes widened as the reality of the situation dawned on him. "No nononono PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THE TROLLS!!!" But his plea fell on deaf ears as Aizen was thrown into the pit of Spammers, Flamers, N00bs and people who like to argue about who has the bigger d*ck.

 

*Months later*

Proto stood alone at Black's grave paying respect to him. his funeral was a while ago but he still felt the need to give thanks to his master for making him into the saviour he had become. But his mourning was short lived as his communicator beeped and a frantic Primal began to speak. "PROTO!! Get over to RPU Now! We're being attacked by a near OCEAN of Yaoi-Fiends...and not the tolerable semi-funny kind like Brox i mean the BAD kind!!" Proto nodded. "I'm on my way Primal...SPIN ON!! TENGEN TOPPA PROTO LAGANN!!"

 

 

Proto would continue to protect the internetz with his insane level of pwnage and win. And in time he would even surpass the ninja Sevvy7 in a WIN contest and become KING of the internet...And they all lived happily ever after...except Aizen who was trolled for all eternity

 

 

That just seemed like it was on crack owo

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... DYING TO AIZEN IS AN INSULT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!!!! D=<

Well...it IS kinda like getting owned on Brawl with a 9 year old who got lucky at Meta Knight but the point is they were META KNIGHT!! Aizen is a super cheating-ass hooker who gmods to the highest degree! NOBODY can beat you without Godmodding Black THAT'S how cool you are!!

 

Luna:Wow...Broxret just leveled up his ass kissing skill o.o

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