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Best Camp Day ever.

 

Okay, so we were playing Wiffle Ball, right. So, when running around and stuff, I dropped a five Dollar Bill. When the game was over, I saw him holding a five dollar bill. I checked, and noticed I didn't have my money, and asked him if he found five dollars. He asked why and I said I lost my money. He then started to argue and crap and wouldn't let me have the money. My friends came and crap started. Eventually one of the staff members came and asked what was going on. Somebody explained it to him and he started to talk to the kid. He started to take the kid somewhere, presumably to get in trouble, but I told him I can handle it, and I did. I asked him how he got that money and started to press him, object to him and so on. Eventually, I was backed to a corner, and I had no proof. AND JUST LIKE ACE ATTORNEY, SOMEBODY SAVES THE funking DAY. One of my friends said that he told him before that he found 5 dollars. My friend can be considered a witness, I guess, and I asked him what happened. The kid then said that he found 5 dollars. BUT he said that he didn't find 5 dollars earlier so something didn't add up. And the fact that he had 5 dollars was odd too, seeing as he said that he had 10 dollars, and he spent 6. Apparently his mom gave him 5 dollars. So, using logic, I said would you mind if I ask the staff to call your mom, and ask if she gave you 5 dollars. He started to freak out (lolaceattorneybreakdown) and tried to give me "his" 5 dollars because I "went through so much trouble". We insisted to call his parents and he broke down and said that the 5 dollars he had were the 5 dollars he found. But he continued to insist that his mom found 5 dollars. Staff called, he was lying, and he got "suspended" for a week. I won, naturally.

 

tl;dr (although you should read it) - I WENT ACE ATTORNEY ON HIS ASS. AND WON.

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Best Camp Day ever.

 

Okay' date=' so we were playing Wiffle Ball, right. So, when running around and stuff, I dropped a five Dollar Bill. When the game was over, I saw him holding a five dollar bill. I checked, and noticed I didn't have my money, and asked him if he found five dollars. He asked why and I said I lost my money. He then started to argue and crap and wouldn't let me have the money. My friends came and crap started. Eventually one of the staff members came and asked what was going on. Somebody explained it to him and he started to talk to the kid. He started to take the kid somewhere, presumably to get in trouble, but I told him I can handle it, and I did. I asked him how he got that money and started to press him, object to him and so on. Eventually, I was backed to a corner, and I had no proof. AND JUST LIKE ACE ATTORNEY, SOMEBODY SAVES THE f***ing DAY. One of my friends said that he told him before that he found 5 dollars. My friend can be considered a witness, I guess, and I asked him what happened. The kid then said that he found 5 dollars. BUT he said that he didn't find 5 dollars earlier so something didn't add up. And the fact that he had 5 dollars was odd too, seeing as he said that he had 10 dollars, and he spent 6. Apparently his mom gave him 5 dollars. So, using logic, I said would you mind if I ask the staff to call your mom, and ask if she gave you 5 dollars. He started to freak out (lolaceattorneybreakdown) and tried to give me "his" 5 dollars because I "went through so much trouble". We insisted to call his parents and he broke down and said that the 5 dollars he had were the 5 dollars he found. But he continued to insist that his mom found 5 dollars. Staff called, he was lying, and he got "suspended" for a week. I won, naturally.

 

tl;dr (although you should read it) - I WENT ACE ATTORNEY ON HIS ASS. AND WON.

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lol. That's amazing. Great read too.

 

 

Please tell me one of the tracks in the above link went off in your head at some point.

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YEAH. BOOMBOX STALKING!

 

Best Camp Day ever.

 

Okay' date=' so we were playing Wiffle Ball, right. So, when running around and stuff, I dropped a five Dollar Bill. When the game was over, I saw him holding a five dollar bill. I checked, and noticed I didn't have my money, and asked him if he found five dollars. He asked why and I said I lost my money. He then started to argue and crap and wouldn't let me have the money. My friends came and crap started. Eventually one of the staff members came and asked what was going on. Somebody explained it to him and he started to talk to the kid. He started to take the kid somewhere, presumably to get in trouble, but I told him I can handle it, and I did. I asked him how he got that money and started to press him, object to him and so on. Eventually, I was backed to a corner, and I had no proof. AND JUST LIKE ACE ATTORNEY, SOMEBODY SAVES THE f***ing DAY. One of my friends said that he told him before that he found 5 dollars. My friend can be considered a witness, I guess, and I asked him what happened. The kid then said that he found 5 dollars. BUT he said that he didn't find 5 dollars earlier so something didn't add up. And the fact that he had 5 dollars was odd too, seeing as he said that he had 10 dollars, and he spent 6. Apparently his mom gave him 5 dollars. So, using logic, I said would you mind if I ask the staff to call your mom, and ask if she gave you 5 dollars. He started to freak out (lolaceattorneybreakdown) and tried to give me "his" 5 dollars because I "went through so much trouble". We insisted to call his parents and he broke down and said that the 5 dollars he had were the 5 dollars he found. But he continued to insist that his mom found 5 dollars. Staff called, he was lying, and he got "suspended" for a week. I won, naturally.

 

tl;dr (although you should read it) - I WENT ACE ATTORNEY ON HIS ASS. AND WON.

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lol. That's amazing. Great read too.

 

 

Please tell me one of the tracks in the above link went off in your head at some point.

 

3rd, 4th and 5th ones were in my head. But at the turning point/big finish it was the 5th one.

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lol. That's amazing. Great read too.

 

 

Please tell me one of the tracks in the above link went off in your head at some point.

 

3rd' date=' 4th and 5th ones were in my head. But at the turning point/big finish it was the 5th one.

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Thank you. Just as long as one of the cornered themes was in your head I accept your statement of going Ace Attorney on his ass. Oh, and lol while I do it.

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But yeah' date=' he sounds like Frank Sawit.

 

Did he through a toupee at you?

 

When something smells, it's usually a****** religious guy.

 

a ******* religious guy? That's the weirdest way I've ever seen anyone spell Larry Butz.

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I try to, but there just isn't a moment.

 

But yeah' date=' he sounds like Frank Sawit.

 

Did he through a toupee at you?

 

When something smells, it's usually a****** religious guy.

 

a ******* religious guy? That's the weirdest way I've ever seen anyone spell Larry Butz.

 

He's an extremist jabroni religious guy.

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I try to' date=' but there just isn't a moment.

 

But yeah' date=' he sounds like Frank Sawit.

 

Did he through a toupee at you?

 

When something smells, it's usually a****** religious guy.

 

a ******* religious guy? That's the weirdest way I've ever seen anyone spell Larry Butz.

 

He's an extremist a****** religious guy.

 

Sorry my bad. But is it really worth it getting his name wright.

 

I'm going to call him Suprise.

 

Since noone suspects the Spanish inquisition.

 

Anyway anyone else read the phoenix wright case files?

 

It's a collection of stories based on phoenix wright.

 

GET IT!

 

I read it in libary during my job breaks. (I'm a shelver, fear me)

 

The stories all have different authors but some are hillarous.

 

Especially the one by Dango.

 

It's about Phoenix getting slow buisness and then get's outta control.

 

Example, this is from memory.

 

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I have an idea, lets give away ultra rare steel samurai cards with each case!

 

 

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That may work with children but no adult is going to-

 

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DID SOMEBODY SAY ULTRA RARE STEEL SAMURAI CARDS!!!??

 

 

Then after Larry, and Dick pop out of the blue to add in the madness, the bellboy pops in LITTERALLLY OUT OF NOWHERE SAYS ONE WORD THEN WALKS AWAY WHILE EVERYONE STARES.

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Username: Fenrir

Favorite Ace Attorney Game: Eh, to be fair I haven't played any besides Apollo Justice. But I have read a loooot of background info/plot summaries/bios on it so I guess I'm fine?

Favorite Ace Attorney Character: Klavier Gavin. Hands down.

Prosecutor or Defendant: Prosecutor

Why did you join: Because I like the AA series? :S

 

Also:

(Erm, PG-16?)
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How did I not see this club?

 

Username: Catman

Favorite Ace Attorney Game: T&T (5th case was the best)

Favorite Ace Attorney Character: Phoenix

Prosecutor or Defendant: Defendant

Why did you join: I <3 PW

 

Accepted.

 

Username: Fenrir

Favorite Ace Attorney Game: Eh' date=' to be fair I haven't played any besides Apollo Justice. But I have read a loooot of background info/plot summaries/bios on it so I guess I'm fine?

Favorite Ace Attorney Character: Klavier Gavin. Hands down.

Prosecutor or Defendant: Prosecutor

Why did you join: Because I like the AA series? :S

 

Also:

(Erm, PG-16?)

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Video was epic. xD

 

Adding.

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