Zauls Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Got the idea of Byak when he told me about the strangest FTK ever made. Here it is: Monsters: 4Royal Magical Library X3Summoner Monk Spells: 33Yu-Jo Friendship X3Unity X3Upstart Goblin X3Into the Void X3Broken Bamboo Sword X2Golden Bamboo Sword X3Magical Citadel of Endymion X3Toon Table of Contents X3Toon WorldHand Destruction X3Dark World Dealing X3Spell Powe Grasp X3 Traps: 3Blasting the Ruins X2Magical Explosion Playbook:Draw cards until you get Unity and Yu-Jo Friendship in your hand, activate Yu-Jo Friendship and reveal Unity. Stick your hand down your pants. Sneeze and cough on your hands. Pick your nose and ears. Lick your hands and spit on them. Your opponent forefeits because they don't want to shake your hand. Also, Magical Explosion and Blasting the Ruins are there just in case you have a disgusting little child who doesn't care if you stick your hand down your pants and offer them a handshake. It works more effectively than any other deck I have ever tested! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Oleon~ Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Got the idea of Byak when he told me about the strangest FTK ever made. Here it is: Monsters: 4Royal Magical Library X3Summoner Monk Spells: 33Yu-Jo Friendship X3Unity X3Upstart Goblin X3Into the Void X3Broken Bamboo Sword X2Golden Bamboo Sword X3Magical Citadel of Endymion X3Toon Table of Contents X3Toon WorldHand Destruction X3Dark World Dealing X3Spell Powe Grasp X3 Traps: 3Blasting the Ruins X2Magical Explosion Playbook:Draw cards until you get Unity and Yu-Jo Friendship in your hand' date=' activate Yu-Jo Friendship and reveal Unity. Stick your hand down your pants. Sneeze and cough on your hands. Pick your nose and ears. Lick your hands and spit on them. Your opponent forefeits because they don't want to shake your hand. Also, Magical Explosion and Blasting the Ruins are there just in case you have a disgusting little child who doesn't care if you stick your hand down your pants and offer them a handshake. It works more effectively than any other deck I have ever tested![/quote'] Try this on Yugiohnetwork.You lose. But it is a real FTK, as far as I'm concerned, but it's hilarious.I made it IRL once, you've also got to rub it round your balls and stick it up yo azz foo'.That way it won't happen whatsoever.Eh, it's a funny card, and a funny FTK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zauls Posted June 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Got the idea of Byak when he told me about the strangest FTK ever made. Here it is: Monsters: 4Royal Magical Library X3Summoner Monk Spells: 33Yu-Jo Friendship X3Unity X3Upstart Goblin X3Into the Void X3Broken Bamboo Sword X2Golden Bamboo Sword X3Magical Citadel of Endymion X3Toon Table of Contents X3Toon WorldHand Destruction X3Dark World Dealing X3Spell Powe Grasp X3 Traps: 3Blasting the Ruins X2Magical Explosion Playbook:Draw cards until you get Unity and Yu-Jo Friendship in your hand' date=' activate Yu-Jo Friendship and reveal Unity. Stick your hand down your pants. Sneeze and cough on your hands. Pick your nose and ears. Lick your hands and spit on them. Your opponent forefeits because they don't want to shake your hand. Also, Magical Explosion and Blasting the Ruins are there just in case you have a disgusting little child who doesn't care if you stick your hand down your pants and offer them a handshake. It works more effectively than any other deck I have ever tested![/quote'] Try this on Yugiohnetwork.You lose. But it is a real FTK, as far as I'm concerned, but it's hilarious.I made it IRL once, you've also got to rub it round your balls and stick it up yo azz foo'.That way it won't happen whatsoever.Eh, it's a funny card, and a funny FTK. Wrong. Magical Explosion/Blasting the Ruins is also an FTK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 you dont need blasting the ruins and the third royal magical library. -2 blasting-1 rml-1 toon world-1 citadel (3 is too much and dead drawy)+1 Toon Cannon Soldier+1 Allure of Darkness+1 PSZ+1 Terraforming+1 foolish burial in the extra +1 tempest magician Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zauls Posted June 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 you dont need blasting the ruins and the third royal magical library. -2 blasting-1 rml-1 toon world-1 citadel (3 is too much and dead drawy)+1 Toon Cannon Soldier+1 Allure of Darkness+1 PSZ+1 Terraforming+1 foolish burial in the extra +1 tempest magician This is weird, its like you're taking this seriously or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 you dont need blasting the ruins and the third royal magical library. -2 blasting-1 rml-1 toon world-1 citadel (3 is too much and dead drawy)+1 Toon Cannon Soldier+1 Allure of Darkness+1 PSZ+1 Terraforming+1 foolish burial in the extra +1 tempest magician This is weird' date=' its like you're taking this seriously or something...[/quote']but isn't all ygo fr srs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zauls Posted June 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 you dont need blasting the ruins and the third royal magical library. -2 blasting-1 rml-1 toon world-1 citadel (3 is too much and dead drawy)+1 Toon Cannon Soldier+1 Allure of Darkness+1 PSZ+1 Terraforming+1 foolish burial in the extra +1 tempest magician This is weird' date=' its like you're taking this seriously or something...[/quote']but isn't all ygo fr srs? All but this. I just made it for teh lulz. I will do the fixes though. EDIT: Done the math, and Magical Explosion will do maximum 7000 Damage, which means I do need both Blasting the Ruins, since I am running Upstart Goblin. Or I could run just 1 Ruins and a couple of generic burn cards. What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Playbook:Draw cards until you get Unity and Yu-Jo Friendship in your hand' date=' activate Yu-Jo Friendship and reveal Unity. Stick your hand down your pants. Sneeze and cough on your hands. Pick your nose and ears. Lick your hands and spit on them. Your opponent forefeits because they don't want to shake your hand.[/quote']Best. OTK. Evar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 you dont need blasting the ruins and the third royal magical library. -2 blasting-1 rml-1 toon world-1 citadel (3 is too much and dead drawy)+1 Toon Cannon Soldier+1 Allure of Darkness+1 PSZ+1 Terraforming+1 foolish burial in the extra +1 tempest magician This is weird' date=' its like you're taking this seriously or something...[/quote']but isn't all ygo fr srs? All but this. I just made it for teh lulz. I will do the fixes though. EDIT: Done the math, and Magical Explosion will do maximum 7000 Damage, which means I do need both Blasting the Ruins, since I am running Upstart Goblin. Or I could run just 1 Ruins and a couple of generic burn cards. What do you think?I thought Yu-Jo Friendship halved both players lp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Expelsword Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Wouldn't this FTK be considered tournament inappropriate conduct and get you kicked out? This FTK works better in self kill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Oleon~ Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Wouldn't this FTK be considered tournament inappropriate conduct and get you kicked out? This FTK works better in self kill Would they kick a disabled person out from a tournament because they have certain things wrong with them that they do? I think not. There's no rules that you're not allowed to pick your nose' date=' sneeze, cough on your hands and pick your backside during a duel, is there? My point exactly. :[b'][/b]D And, if certain requirements cannot be met in a duel, AKA, you being undefeatable because you have infinite LP, that declares you the winner, correct? Yeah. Yu-Jo Friendship does halve both players LP, he can finish off with Magical Explosion and Blasting the Ruins if he needs to. But, still - if they HAVE to do it but refuse to, then the requirements cannot be met, and they would either lose or be kicked out the tournament for 'cheating'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTurtleOnceCalledGod Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Playbook:Draw cards until you get Unity and Yu-Jo Friendship in your hand' date=' activate Yu-Jo Friendship and reveal Unity. Stick your hand down your pants. Sneeze and cough on your hands. Pick your nose and ears. Lick your hands and spit on them. Your opponent forefeits because they don't want to shake your hand.[/quote']Best. OTK. Evar. Dot Dot DotThis is the most evil combo I have ever seen, forcing your opponent to forfeit to not get infected with cooties is genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Oleon~ Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Playbook:Draw cards until you get Unity and Yu-Jo Friendship in your hand' date=' activate Yu-Jo Friendship and reveal Unity. Stick your hand down your pants. Sneeze and cough on your hands. Pick your nose and ears. Lick your hands and spit on them. Your opponent forefeits because they don't want to shake your hand.[/quote']Best. OTK. Evar. Dot Dot DotThis is the most evil combo I have ever seen, forcing your opponent to forfeit to not get infected with cooties is genius! Pure mastermind. You: I'll just put mah fingers up yo' azz, now shake my hand.Opponent: Ewwww. No, I forfeit. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnpsy Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 You need a counter to latex gloves or serviettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Shocker Android Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 It's funny you have to play 3 yu-jo friendship, 3 unity, 2 blasting the ruins and 1 magical explosion when you can run 1 wall of revealing light, 1 life equalizer and 1 blasting the ruins/magical explosion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Expelsword Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 /completelymissingthepoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Oleon~ Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 You need a counter to latex gloves or serviettes. That's right... D: Fake Chickenpox, Wet hands so it goes through the serviettes, and as for the latex gloves... ...Solemn Judgment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanAtlus Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Wouldn't the FTK be way more consistent if you let your hands get amputated by a doctor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Oleon~ Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Wouldn't the FTK be way more consistent if you let your hands get amputated by a doctor? No, because then you would get disqualified for cheating. Complicated. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minojo Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 What if your opponent brings gloves? o.O What happens then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnoDoomedOne Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 And if I wrap my hand in non-used clinexs? I always wear a pack of them just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnpsy Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 What if your opponent brings gloves? o.O What happens then? And if I wrap my hand in non-used clinexs? I always wear a pack of them just in case. Guys, I pointed BOTH of those out over half-an-hour ago. Read the thread before posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnoDoomedOne Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 I already did. Just stating the obvious about how to avoid that FTK. Funny FTK/OTK anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Oleon~ Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 I already did. Just stating the obvious about how to avoid that FTK. Funny FTK/OTK anyways. Seriously - what normal person carries a pack of cleanex gloves in their jacket pocket? Not alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master of Nothing Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 · Hidden by Master of Nothing, December 8, 2010 - No reason given Hidden by Master of Nothing, December 8, 2010 - No reason given you call them on the judge, because they aren't shaking hands with you, the gloves are. Link to comment
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