Hass Mac Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 If there is another one of these that I don't know about, just lock this. My fav saying of Chuck Norris: At night before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 [spoiler=This is how epic Chuck Norris is] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 No. Chuck is more epic than all of us. Besides he doesn't deserve Halo 2. He deserves your head on a platter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hass Mac Posted June 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Do you guys know any good chuck norris sayings?like:Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman- over the phone:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usetheforcehan Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 My favorite Chuck Norris Fact (and perhaps the funnies CN Fact EVAR): Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.At night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limited Edition KING Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Chuck norris pwns everything in his path. But is horrible as a pop culture card ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wexfordlad1 Posted June 21, 2010 Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 This is my favouriteWhen Chuck Norris jumps in a lake Chuck Norris dosn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Random Dude Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenGhlahr Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Yay! Walker Texas ranger! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenGhlahr Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Yay! Walker Texas ranger! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 If there is another one of these that I don't know about' date=' just lock this. My fav saying of Chuck Norris: At night before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.[/quote'] Chuck Norris is a stupid, idiotic, and just plain horrible excuse for an internet meme. To take a saying from Dark, who ever started the Chuck Norris meme can "go die in a fire". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hsonicshadow Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 You know, Chuck Norris was eating on a restaurant when a fire started. Chuck Norris saved everyone from the fire, then, he roundhouse kick everyone for wrecking his dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Blu:. Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 It doesn't rain on Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't break hearts, he break legs. Chuck Norris' heart beats once every year. Chuck Norris' house doesn't have doors, just walls that he walks through. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the Devil and now they play poker every Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Random Dude Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 If there is another one of these that I don't know about' date=' just lock this. My fav saying of Chuck Norris: At night before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.[/quote'] Chuck Norris is a stupid, idiotic, and just plain horrible excuse for an internet meme. To take a saying from Dark, who ever started the Chuck Norris meme can "go die in a fire". It was originally a Vin Diesel facts, however someone got it into their heads to replace Diesel with Norris. Now we got the Chuck Norris Facts meme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriendlyHost Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 you dont lock chuck norris thread, chuck norris locks you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Personally, I hate Chuck Norris. The only reason he's famous is because he sold his moves and became a major sell out. Infact, if it wasn't for him selling his moves and being a sell out, no one would even know him. Now we got people worshiping him. Chuck Norris. A major sell out whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T.B. Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 If there is another one of these that I don't know about' date=' just lock this. My fav saying of Chuck Norris: At night before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.[/quote'] Agreeded with above. This has to be one of my fav statments. And it made me lol alot when I read it. XD If there is another one of these that I don't know about' date=' just lock this. My fav saying of Chuck Norris: At night before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.[/quote'] Chuck Norris is a stupid, idiotic, and just plain horrible excuse for an internet meme. To take a saying from Dark, who ever started the Chuck Norris meme can "go die in a fire". Wow, if DarkMark is say-oops. Sorry, didn't see the name change till now. Saint...Dane was it? Ok, Saint Dane, if Saint Dane is saying it. (The man of Interenet Memes on YCM) It must be bad. But, it's his oppinion. Personaly I like em'. ;D Really Random Dude, that's how this was started? Interesting, I didn't know that, thanks! ;)I could see how they would be about Vin Diesel though... LOL everyone, thoese are some great sayings! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VampYoshi101 Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Chuck Norris can make minute rice in 30 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T.B. Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Meh, no offense, but i've heard better. Here's one.When Chuck Norris goes out, he breaks the sound barrier. And that's just his leasurly walk. Dane, I can't help but think this.Is the reason you don't like Chuck Norris facts beacuse you fear him? That he is under your bed? That you must check every night to make sure he isn't under there waiting to strike? I mean, you are the boggeyman... XD I HAD TOO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Meh' date=' no offense, but i've heard better. Here's one.When Chuck Norris goes out, he breaks the sound barrier. And that's just his leasurly walk. Dane, I can't help but think this.Is the reason you don't like Chuck Norris facts beacuse you fear him? That he is under your bed? That you must check every night to make sure he isn't under there waiting to strike? I mean, you are the boggeyman... XD I HAD TOO!!!![/quote'] Nope. I hate him, and I am going to quote a person who is right about this. "All the hype about Chuck Norris isn't true." And man, has the Nostalgia Critic ever been closer to the truth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriendlyHost Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 CHUCK NORRIS IS OWNAGE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T.B. Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Don't know the guy... :?Anyway, everyone is enclined to there oppinion.I think Chuck Norris is ok, personally I just go along with the Meme. I find some of the sayings people make up hilarious. And I like to laugh so, it's ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T.B. Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Don't know the guy... :?Anyway, everyone is enclined to there oppinion.I think Chuck Norris is ok, personally I just go along with the Meme. I find some of the sayings people make up hilarious. And I like to laugh so, it's ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T.B. Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Don't know the guy... :?Anyway, everyone is enclined to there oppinion.I think Chuck Norris is ok, personally I just go along with the Meme. I find some of the sayings people make up hilarious. And I like to laugh so, it's ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flinsbon Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 I like this one... Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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